What are you doing today??

My computer is fecked. I had to do a complete reset a few weeks ago after an update. Now , after another update, the computer sounds like it's starting up but feck all happening

Get yourself a laptop Dermo. Those tower PCs are so old school...

I'll have to wait until I get home before I can post any photos. Hotel WIFI is so slow. The 2 photos I put on earlier took about 20 minutes!

Laptops are great

I have a laptop. Don't like typing on it. I'm using it now and there is 6 month of updates to be loaded. feckin thing will only let me do one at a time

You know what they say , Who put the c..t in Scunthorpe  x

I bought my yacht from near Scunthorpe, you are right, a complete dump. Bought a tent off ebay tonight, £17. Its big enough to park my Seat Terra in! Moved two boats in the yard today, my new home welded towbar looks a goodun....... A new garage that I bought probably 10 years ago is to be erected and some new sewer pipes are getting laid. Had to go over the grass with the biggest one, yep, got stuck, right down to the axle. Its more or less where I want it anyway, Fred and Jack managed to push me free once the boat was off the towbar. Fecking great ruts in the grass. Hope the moles got a headache............ I shall utilise my Gantry Crane to move it where I want it tomorrow morning. Man stuff innit.

It's like Harland and Wolff round your gaff...

Morrisons and the MOT station

No work this weekend off to visit friends in Sheffield tonight & take photos of the job that's finished now x

Saw this in a bookshop in Kendal today and was going to buy it for PerfectSpecimen, then I thought...sod it!

Just had a go at the barman in the hotel. We were first in to the restaurant, 10 minutes before kitchen even opened and we ordered a couple of drinks, peach schnapps and lemonade for the fair sex and a pint of cider for me. Also ordered our meal, nothing fancy as we'd eaten already today, 2 x soup and sandwiches. 10 mins later another couple came in then another couple after that...still waiting...ah, here comes the waiter, and propmptly puts down the food the first couple had ordered...OK, a wee bit peeved as soup and sandwiches aren't rocket science but waiter arrives again...this time for the second couple. By this time a third couple had arrived, about 20 minutes after us and did the feckin' waiter no serve them as well. "Right! That's it!" I said and marched over to the bar area, typical first waiter has disappeared and some new feck has to take my tongue lashing. "I'll go and see what the delay is" he says, and immediately comes back with 2 soup and sandwiches. "It wasn't me who took your order" he says by way off apology. Mermaid wasn't happy and told him so! Then to cap it off, the couple who were served first came over and siad "You did right, by the way, my wife and I think you look like her dad, she's been saying it all night." FFS! they must have been 70 and I look like her dad!

Was she short too 

Had a nice time in the spa today though, Pool, jacuzzi, stem room and sauna.

well the shopping was good and the spa was great today but that was it.Home tomorrow.

Shocking way to run a business, I would be asking who the owner was, lucky to have a job these days

Just getting things together for our wee jaunt,leave early doors 0500 hrs arrive in Miami late afternoon U.S. time, not taking tablet or puter so unless I get a chance to post this will be me till 7th Nov, look after yourselves bye for now 

He's getting right on my nerves

The Lone Ranger wrote:Just had a go at the barman in the hotel. We were first in to the restaurant, 10 minutes before kitchen even opened and we ordered a couple of drinks, peach schnapps and lemonade for the fair sex and a pint of cider for me. Also ordered our meal, nothing fancy as we'd eaten already today, 2 x soup and sandwiches. 10 mins later another couple came in then another couple after that...still waiting...ah, here comes the waiter, and propmptly puts down the food the first couple had ordered...OK, a wee bit peeved as soup and sandwiches aren't rocket science but waiter arrives again...this time for the second couple. By this time a third couple had arrived, about 20 minutes after us and did the feckin' waiter no serve them as well. "Right! That's it!" I said and marched over to the bar area, typical first waiter has disappeared and some new feck has to take my tongue lashing. "I'll go and see what the delay is" he says, and immediately comes back with 2 soup and sandwiches. "It wasn't me who took your order" he says by way off apology. Mermaid wasn't happy and told him so! Then to cap it off, the couple who were served first came over and siad "You did right, by the way, my wife and I think you look like her dad, she's been saying it all night." FFS! they must have been 70 and I look like her dad!

Mcqueen wrote:Shocking way to run a business, I would be asking who the owner was, lucky to have a job these days

Come on, who you gonna serve first, the ones having a slap up meal and copious amounts of booze or the two tight scots gits having the cheapest thing on the menu and dragging one drink out all night,,, no brainer innit...

That went through my mind as well, but the first couple only had a starter!

Some times I only have a starter washed down with two or three red wines,,, bottles that is...

  Hic...

Love Miami ,get yourself to The Forge Bill before you get on the cruise  best steak you will ever taste , what ship you going on ? X

With a bit of luck