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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 23 Mar 2012 - 21:23

    Gypsy wrote:Yeah, never liked them since Jean-Paul Gaultier left The doctors surgery - Page 7 1498946960

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    Post by Mermaid Thu 3 May 2012 - 16:57

    well that was my MRI scan just done.
    I expected noise but the shaking and vibrations I didn't. A very odd experience and one I hope I don't have to have too often. They had to do scans of my jaw so I had to have something in my mouth to keep it open,not easy for me and seemed to take a long time before I could take it out. Scans of my brain where done as well. I wonder if there found anything in there.

    In all It took about 50mins.

    Having a coffee and might have to take some painkillers for my sore head from the noise. The headphones helped a bit but a not nice experience.
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 3 May 2012 - 17:15

    I knew today was going to be difficult, Saying goodbye never is easy, She summond me into her cubicle and she sat down, I could tell she was upset She didnt want to make eye contact, I put my hand on her shoulder and she put her face on it, I could tell she had made an effort for our last meeting, She had washed her hair in Hello Vera, It was soft and shiny as it cascaded down on to my hand, I said dont be upset Debbie, It has been great meeting you and you will always have a place in my heart, she tried to speak but the words wouldnt come out, I said look we cant take things further, Your job would be at risk "I dont care she said" No trust me i said It would never work the age differance is too great for a start, "But i'm 32 and you dont look that much older" Yes i know but it will catch up, And we will hurt too many people if we abscond together, Ive been here before, Sure the sex is great but you still need a washing machine, I have 5 and dont intend buying another, She sat quietly and ask how my leg was, What do you think i said, "Perfect she said just like the rest of you," Ive got to go, I know, Dont look round, I wont, Goodbye, I heard her sobbing, I must admit i had a tear in my eye when i left the clinic, Not often i turn a 32 year old physio down, But the grass isnt greener and you still need a lawnmower, So think on, Dont do it, It isnt worth it,
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    Post by Topdog Thu 3 May 2012 - 17:25

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    Mcqueen wrote:I knew today was going to be difficult, Saying goodbye never is easy, She summond me into her cubicle and she sat down, I could tell she was upset She didnt want to make eye contact, I put my hand on her shoulder and she put her face on it, I could tell she had made an effort for our last meeting, She had washed her hair in Hello Vera, It was soft and shiny as it cascaded down on to my hand, I said dont be upset Debbie, It has been great meeting you and you will always have a place in my heart, she tried to speak but the words wouldnt come out, I said look we cant take things further, Your job would be at risk "I dont care she said" No trust me i said It would never work the age differance is too great for a start, "But i'm 32 and you dont look that much older" Yes i know but it will catch up, And we will hurt too many people if we abscond together, Ive been here before, Sure the sex is great but you still need a washing machine, I have 5 and dont intend buying another, She sat quietly and ask how my leg was, What do you think i said, "Perfect she said just like the rest of you," Ive got to go, I know, Dont look round, I wont, Goodbye, I heard her sobbing, I must admit i had a tear in my eye when i left the clinic, Not often i turn a 32 year old physio down, But the grass isnt greener and you still need a lawnmower, So think on, Dont do it, It isnt worth it,
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    Post by Mermaid Thu 3 May 2012 - 17:47

    Mcqueen wrote:I knew today was going to be difficult, Saying goodbye never is easy, She summond me into her cubicle and she sat down, I could tell she was upset She didnt want to make eye contact, I put my hand on her shoulder and she put her face on it, I could tell she had made an effort for our last meeting, She had washed her hair in Hello Vera, It was soft and shiny as it cascaded down on to my hand, I said dont be upset Debbie, It has been great meeting you and you will always have a place in my heart, she tried to speak but the words wouldnt come out, I said look we cant take things further, Your job would be at risk "I dont care she said" No trust me i said It would never work the age differance is too great for a start, "But i'm 32 and you dont look that much older" Yes i know but it will catch up, And we will hurt too many people if we abscond together, Ive been here before, Sure the sex is great but you still need a washing machine, I have 5 and dont intend buying another, She sat quietly and ask how my leg was, What do you think i said, "Perfect she said just like the rest of you," Ive got to go, I know, Dont look round, I wont, Goodbye, I heard her sobbing, I must admit i had a tear in my eye when i left the clinic, Not often i turn a 32 year old physio down, But the grass isnt greener and you still need a lawnmower, So think on, Dont do it, It isnt worth it,


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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 3 May 2012 - 18:05

    You may mock, But i'm telling you there was mischief in her eyes, Her thursdays will never be the same, The doctors surgery - Page 7 871748619
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    Post by Gypsy Thu 3 May 2012 - 18:09

    I bet Janet is really upset, she told me she would have bought Debbie a washing machine if it meant she would get the house all to herself, but you rejected her before she had time to sort out negotiations. The doctors surgery - Page 7 2485877773 The doctors surgery - Page 7 2485877773
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    Post by Topdog Thu 3 May 2012 - 18:18

    Gypsy wrote:I bet Janet is really upset, she told me she would have bought Debbie a washing machine if it meant she would get the house all to herself, but you rejected her before she had time to sort out negotiations. The doctors surgery - Page 7 2485877773 The doctors surgery - Page 7 2485877773
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 3 May 2012 - 18:19

    Janet is used to sharing me, She said a bit is better than nothing, I was going to say little but i knew what would be made of that, The doctors surgery - Page 7 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 3 May 2012 - 18:20

    Mcqueen wrote:I knew today was going to be difficult, Saying goodbye never is easy, She summond me into her cubicle and she sat down, I could tell she was upset She didnt want to make eye contact, I put my hand on her shoulder and she put her face on it, I could tell she had made an effort for our last meeting, She had washed her hair in Hello Vera, It was soft and shiny as it cascaded down on to my hand, I said dont be upset Debbie, It has been great meeting you and you will always have a place in my heart, she tried to speak but the words wouldnt come out, I said look we cant take things further, Your job would be at risk "I dont care she said" No trust me i said It would never work the age differance is too great for a start, "But i'm 32 and you dont look that much older" Yes i know but it will catch up, And we will hurt too many people if we abscond together, Ive been here before, Sure the sex is great but you still need a washing machine, I have 5 and dont intend buying another, She sat quietly and ask how my leg was, What do you think i said, "Perfect she said just like the rest of you," Ive got to go, I know, Dont look round, I wont, Goodbye, I heard her sobbing, I must admit i had a tear in my eye when i left the clinic, Not often i turn a 32 year old physio down, But the grass isnt greener and you still need a lawnmower, So think on, Dont do it, It isnt worth it,

    Reg, you're a feckin' lunatic! Don't ever change mate! The doctors surgery - Page 7 3025408739 The doctors surgery - Page 7 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog Thu 3 May 2012 - 18:21

    Reg, you're a feckin' lunatic! Don't ever change mate

    Friggin hell, I expect loads of Professionals have had a go The doctors surgery - Page 7 3025408739
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    Post by 3rdforum Thu 3 May 2012 - 18:49

    Mcqueen wrote:I knew today was going to be difficult, Saying goodbye never is easy, She summond me into her cubicle and she sat down, I could tell she was upset She didnt want to make eye contact, I put my hand on her shoulder and she put her face on it, I could tell she had made an effort for our last meeting, She had washed her hair in Hello Vera, It was soft and shiny as it cascaded down on to my hand, I said dont be upset Debbie, It has been great meeting you and you will always have a place in my heart, she tried to speak but the words wouldnt come out, I said look we cant take things further, Your job would be at risk "I dont care she said" No trust me i said It would never work the age differance is too great for a start, "But i'm 32 and you dont look that much older" Yes i know but it will catch up, And we will hurt too many people if we abscond together, Ive been here before, Sure the sex is great but you still need a washing machine, I have 5 and dont intend buying another, She sat quietly and ask how my leg was, What do you think i said, "Perfect she said just like the rest of you," Ive got to go, I know, Dont look round, I wont, Goodbye, I heard her sobbing, I must admit i had a tear in my eye when i left the clinic, Not often i turn a 32 year old physio down, But the grass isnt greener and you still need a lawnmower, So think on, Dont do it, It isnt worth it,

    Brilliant, I'm in tears here myself!! The doctors surgery - Page 7 2485877773 The doctors surgery - Page 7 2485877773 The doctors surgery - Page 7 2485877773 The doctors surgery - Page 7 2485877773 The doctors surgery - Page 7 2485877773 The doctors surgery - Page 7 2485877773
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    Post by Mermaid Thu 3 May 2012 - 19:24

    Reg you are lovely just as you are so don't change
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 3 May 2012 - 19:50

    I would like to come back as a dog, The doctors surgery - Page 7 2327103340 No small talk, Just shove your face in the business end, then move on, Perfect relationship, The doctors surgery - Page 7 1816841243
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    Post by Topdog Thu 3 May 2012 - 20:07

    Poof said he would like to come back as an Ambulance. They open you up at the back and put a whole man inside you.
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 4 May 2012 - 15:57

    Debbie just sent a X text, I wont reply, I must cut her loose, Painfull for the two of us, But no point making it worse dragging it out,
    One day our paths will cross in the big clinic in the sky, The doctors surgery - Page 7 3913804730
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    Post by Mermaid Thu 10 May 2012 - 9:53

    I had to get a special blood test last week at the doctors as my consultant had requested it. Just had a phone call from surgury saying the blood test needs doing again. Another trip to the doctors again. Not a happy bunny today. I asked if they had the results of the ones I had done in April. Still not back as they had to go to the consultant first. She takes weeks to inform my doctor The doctors surgery - Page 7 16779677. I feel better for letting off steam
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    Post by Topdog Thu 10 May 2012 - 10:04

    this seems to be the norm now. Jans Dad had a biopsy done last year, doctor got the results showing cancer 5 months later. Jan had blood tests done and urine ones, hospital lost them. Prescription requests go missing, even been given my auntie's medicine instead of Jan's, address was ours, both have same surname and initial.
    Good luck hope it gets sorted.
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    Post by Mermaid Thu 10 May 2012 - 10:20

    Topdog wrote:this seems to be the norm now. Jans Dad had a biopsy done last year, doctor got the results showing cancer 5 months later. Jan had blood tests done and urine ones, hospital lost them. Prescription requests go missing, even been given my auntie's medicine instead of Jan's, address was ours, both have same surname and initial.
    Good luck hope it gets sorted.

    Thanks Kev
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    Post by 3rdforum Thu 10 May 2012 - 10:48

    Mermaid wrote:I had to get a special blood test last week at the doctors as my consultant had requested it. Just had a phone call from surgury saying the blood test needs doing again. Another trip to the doctors again. Not a happy bunny today. I asked if they had the results of the ones I had done in April. Still not back as they had to go to the consultant first. She takes weeks to inform my doctor The doctors surgery - Page 7 16779677. I feel better for letting off steam

    I would get on to the consultants receptionist and ask wtf is going on!
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    Post by Topdog Thu 10 May 2012 - 19:12

    Think you have to kick arse or threaten legal action these days, before anything happens.
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    Post by 3rdforum Sun 16 Dec 2012 - 18:06

    Tiredness back with a vengeance. First bout since the end of July. Hope it doesn't last through Xmas The doctors surgery - Page 7 3913804730
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    Post by Mermaid Wed 30 Jan 2013 - 9:01

    Because of a dry eye condition I have to use drops and ointment. Mermaid was still sleepy this morning and picked up the wrong tube of ointment.
    Took the top off the tube and squeezed some into my right eye. It was white not clear,strange then the pain. I was using Blisteze for cold sores instead of Laci-lube for eyes. Panic could I find my eye bath no. So there's me splashing water and washing the stuff out. My eye is very red but not painful so think I was quick enough. Lesson learnt check before using that I have picked up the correct stuff.The doctors surgery - Page 7 Images10
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    Post by Gypsy Wed 30 Jan 2013 - 9:35

    Flamin hell Mermaid I bet that was sore. Dry eye can be bad enough without making it worse The doctors surgery - Page 7 Vil-surpris keep blinking to make sure they stay moist.

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