Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests.

Mcqueen wrote:
And start looking for the workshop manual

it would have to be illustrated reg.

So that is what an Assehole looks like...................

Topdog wrote:So that is what an Assehole looks like...................

and you sound exactly like one.

Stop it Kev, Howards had alot of abuse today, Well just a little bit more then

she said," it must be just like when a bloke wakes up the morning after 15 pints in some birds bed"

Mcqueen wrote:Stop it Kev, Howards had alot of abuse today, Well just a little bit more then

dont bother me reg, i have heard ducks fart before.

How can you, your friggin Deaf.

Topdog wrote:How can you, your friggin Deaf.

I;m a bit deaf too, Cant hear high pitch and just a bit of mid range, Low base i'm ok, I'm waiting until they bring out a set of ear pieces that make you look cool like listening to music while you work, And when the phone rings it switches over, and doe's play mucic that switches over so you can hear people that you like only, Anybody you dont like gets the deaf routine, Sort of reads your mind and what mood your in, Their nearly there, but not quite,

Morning Membranes, nice but cold. Got car in for health check, freebie.
Been to work, all good so rest of day off until 5pm, then back to work for 3 hours.
Have a safe day and play rude.

Play rude?

Morning members, Awaiting parts for a Nissan Note Some strange names these days, Nips innit, Grey and cloudy, But not cold, Cold i dont like, Grey i can live with, Last of the cat food gone, So claud dosent look too happy,
I'd like to buy some more but he isnt my cat, Tough love,
Off to pay for the kitchen units today, Damn, , Going to do a bit a time, Less disruption then,

Morning all. Cloudy and mild here. Back from job. Have to cut the grass in a while

Mcqueen wrote:Morning members, Awaiting parts for a Nissan Note Some strange names these days, Nips innit, Grey and cloudy, But not cold, Cold i dont like, Grey i can live with, Last of the cat food gone, So claud dosent look too happy,
I'd like to buy some more but he isnt my cat, Tough love,
Off to pay for the kitchen units today, Damn, , Going to do a bit a time, Less disruption then,

You should be like Pete (The Pied Piper) every evening he feeds, One eyed Tom, Smokey, New cat on the block, Marmalade and Ginger nuts. They stand in an orderly queue waiting for their biscuits....

morning dull here again.

Goodmorning everyone, dont know what today is going to bring, hope its going to be a nice day. Am i doing good edward???

Edward will still be coming round, After lunch he is a bit normal, Then its down hill again,

Cruella de Vil wrote:

Mcqueen wrote:Morning members, Awaiting parts for a Nissan Note Some strange names these days, Nips innit, Grey and cloudy, But not cold, Cold i dont like, Grey i can live with, Last of the cat food gone, So claud dosent look too happy,
I'd like to buy some more but he isnt my cat, Tough love,
Off to pay for the kitchen units today, Damn, , Going to do a bit a time, Less disruption then,

You should be like Pete (The Pied Piper) every evening he feeds, One eyed Tom, Smokey, New cat on the block, Marmalade and Ginger nuts. They stand in an orderly queue waiting for their biscuits....

Can i clarify something Cru? Are Marmalade and Ginger Nuts the names of cats or the things Pete feeds them???

They are the names we gave the feral cats

3rdforum wrote:

Cruella de Vil wrote:

Mcqueen wrote:Morning members, Awaiting parts for a Nissan Note Some strange names these days, Nips innit, Grey and cloudy, But not cold, Cold i dont like, Grey i can live with, Last of the cat food gone, So claud dosent look too happy,
I'd like to buy some more but he isnt my cat, Tough love,
Off to pay for the kitchen units today, Damn, , Going to do a bit a time, Less disruption then,

You should be like Pete (The Pied Piper) every evening he feeds, One eyed Tom, Smokey, New cat on the block, Marmalade and Ginger nuts. They stand in an orderly queue waiting for their biscuits....

Can i clarify something Cru? Are Marmalade and Ginger Nuts the names of cats or the things Pete feeds them???

Very good that D!

I thought it was obvious

I like Ginger nuts -(Biscuits)

I like ginger nuts but only if I can dunk them.

And where were you on Saturday then?

I LIKE DUNKIN ME NUTS.