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Gypsy wrote:

betty swollocks wrote:


They saw you coming !

Yeah but I like trendy not granny so blow the expense

Spoken like a true pensioner - Oap's and farmers , never no brass, yer right.

Got Vari's, with Polaroid, and light whatever etc, Buy them get a pair of Bi Fockers free, yeah my sweaty butt, £380 + RIP OFF.

Mcqueen wrote:Well, Been for my glasses and gave them back again, Ok looking up the road, But i'l end up with a stiff neck trying to read in them, Not to mention a headache, Try them he said for a few days, Blox i said if they dont work now, They wont work on Friday ?, Variofoculs my arse, Were going for bi foculs now, Mmm, Watch this space,

hey reg, get your hand in your pocket,wallet out and get your eyes lasered your tight yorkshire puddin, wife did three years since,only needs £1 specks from Asian friend shop to read with.its the future.

Brother had his eyes lazered, Never been right since, Mind he never was, but his yocks are buggered,

Mcqueen wrote:Brother had his eyes lazered, Never been right since, Mind he never was, but his yocks are buggered,

who did them reg?name and shame.

cunningham wrote: who did them reg?name and shame.

Netto or Lidl by the sound of it. Anyway i'm not that blind -Yet.

cunningham wrote: who did them reg?name and shame.

A kid down the precinct with one of those red laser pens he bought from a looky looky man .

Mcqueen wrote:
Netto or Lidl by the sound of it. Anyway i'm not that blind -Yet.

oh not your corner shop then, does anyone in your family have any good luck?

cunningham wrote: hey reg, get your hand in your pocket,wallet out and get your eyes lasered your tight yorkshire puddin, wife did three years since,only needs £1 specks from Asian friend shop to read with.its the future.

Perhaps you should have your's done Howard! then you will see the snooker ball much better

betty swollocks wrote:
A kid down the precinct with one of those red laser pens he bought from a looky looky man .

yep sounds about right sweaty. and good afternoon to you.

Cruella de Vil wrote:[

Perhaps you should have your's done Howard! then you will see the snooker ball much better

My mate got some new glasses and couldn't play snooker anymore - He could for the first time in five years see the other end of the table and instead of just "knowing" where the pockets where he could see them and fluffed every long shot for a good month after.

Our Stu had Lasser done at Optical express, they messed up big time. They cut the slit wrong, surgeon that tried to correct them said, it looked like someone had gone in with a lawn mower. They paid him his 4 grand back (it is never the price they advertise) and s2 grand compo plus paid for them to be put right at Harley street, brilliant now.
No solicitors or no friggin win shite, just oy you cocked up choice is it can cost you loads in legal fee's which you will lose or you can be good boys. A bit of arguing and an independent report from us, job done.

I wonder how many snooker players wear glasses that really dont need to, I mean is going to make it easier, ie bigger pockets,

betty swollocks wrote:

My mate got some new glasses and couldn't play snooker anymore - He could for the first time in five years see the other end of the table and instead of just "knowing" where the pockets where he could see them and fluffed every long shot for a good month after.

bloody hell sweaty thats my fecking problem.

Topdog wrote:Our Stu had Lasser done at Optical express, they messed up big time. They cut the slit wrong, surgeon that tried to correct them said, it looked like someone had gone in with a lawn mower. They paid him his 4 grand back (it is never the price they advertise) and s2 grand compo plus paid for them to be put right at Harley street, brilliant now.
No solicitors or no friggin win shite, just oy you cocked up choice is it can cost you loads in legal fee's which you will lose or you can be good boys. A bit of arguing and an independent report from us, job done.

in defence of optical express,they did eileens,it was five years since, no problems at all, had it done in manchester £2700 best money i ever spent, maybe they are john wanes down south.

Cruella de Vil wrote:



Perhaps you should have your's done Howard! then you will see the snooker ball much better

hey, i dont need all this abuse from you.

cunningham wrote: bloody hell sweaty thats my fecking problem.

Nowt to do with the gallon of Johns you have poured down yer neck first ?

betty swollocks wrote:

Nowt to do with the gallon of Johns you have poured down yer neck first ?

Howard your reputation is spreading, Piss head

betty swollocks wrote:

Nowt to do with the gallon of Johns you have poured down yer neck first ?

yes sweaty you are right ,nowt at all,its darada i drink here.john smiths is 2.50 a pint here, cant aford that after spending all the brass on the wifes eyes.

cunningham wrote: yes sweaty you are right ,nowt at all,its darada i drink here.john smiths is 2.50 a pint here, cant aford that after spending all the brass on the wifes eyes.

So when your wife had her eyes done, What did she say when she saw you for the first time ?

Mcqueen wrote:

So when your wife had her eyes done, What did she say when she saw you for the first time ?

Mcqueen wrote:

So when your wife had her eyes done, What did she say when she saw you for the first time ?

hey reg i am going to report you, a bloke can only take so much abuse in one day. nob off

Sweaty got that right, Feck me she said

Mcqueen wrote:Sweaty got that right, Feck me she said

nah, i would have remembered if she said that.

cunningham wrote: nah, i would have remembered if she said that.

And start looking for the workshop manual