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Morning members, I was half awake and felt something warm on my neck, Oh yes its my birthday, and this is my first present, My lover going at it and screaming like a wailing banshee, I layed there thinking how lucky am i. Enough money for a paper and a pint of milk, A tender loving partner that knows how to light my fire still after all these years, A roof over my head and a little bolt hole in the sun, Yes life dosent get much better, Then i heard a bang, It was the pipes banging, Janet had just got out of the shower a floor below, So who is this making love to me on my bithday , Damn its all been a dream, It was the physio from the other day, She was still in my head, Whats the warmth on my neck ?, I opened my eyes -Well one off them, The other was stuck shut, It was the sun peeping through the venetion blind on the velux window above my bed, I'm 58 today, I really shouldnt be having dreams like these at my age, It should be shackletons high seat chairs, And Stannah stair lifts, Its no fun getting old,

Mcqueen wrote:Morning members, I was half awake and felt something warm on my neck, Oh yes its my birthday, and this is my first present, My lover going at it and screaming like a wailing banshee, I layed there thinking how lucky am i. Enough money for a paper and a pint of milk, A tender loving partner that knows how to light my fire still after all these years, A roof over my head and a little bolt hole in the sun, Yes life dosent get much better, Then i heard a bang, It was the pipes banging, Janet had just got out of the shower a floor below, So who is this making love to me on my bithday , Damn its all been a dream, It was the physio from the other day, She was still in my head, Whats the warmth on my neck ?, I opened my eyes -Well one off them, The other was stuck shut, It was the sun peeping through the venetion blind on the velux window above my bed, I'm 58 today, I really shouldnt be having dreams like these at my age, It should be shackletons high seat chairs, And Stannah stair lifts, Its no fun getting old,

nice one Reg...

I am crying here with laughter

I now have stairlift adverts going across the screen, Also how come Saga have started sending me post,

Morning members, Wonder if Kev got back in the safe Bassa when that happens, He has some money so its not a disaster, Got a house full of Easter eggs, I wont buckle , Been for a brisk walk to get some milk and a paper, Lexie sat doing paintings, So no table free, Ive escaped to the parlour for a bit, Piece and quiet, lovely,

Morning Reg. Bit of blue in the sky and dry, so that's a bonus. (Mermaid says I've to tell her what I want for breakfast...got to be careful what you post on here, some touchy folk about..)

Ah, If they get lippy give em a back hander, Then make your own, I poured my own milk on my shreddies this morning,
I'm a modern man, I like to help around the house,

Oh, And Kevs safe still wont open this morning, Not a problem he only has to wait until tuesday to eat,

Mcqueen wrote:Ah, If they get lippy give em a back hander, Then make your own, I poured my own milk on my shreddies this morning,
I'm a modern man, I like to help around the house,

Oh, And Kevs safe still wont open this morning, Not a problem he only has to wait until tuesday to eat,

What's he done to it? Hope his credit card isn't in there as well.

He loaded it up, Said he checked it, Closed it, And that was it, But i think the battery has gone flat, So it wont open, Roberto is closed untill Tuesday with the key, Happend to me upstairs, Think about how many times a day you use the safe ? Battery has to go sometime, And it dosent let you know when, Imagine leaving for the airport and your passport is in there, Crazy, Anyway he has some dosh, so ney problemo

good morning peeps. Good job it is Kev in the apartment. Anyone else would be screaming . It could only happen to Kev

Morning lads n lassies!
Fot I,d a had a sore head this a.m. But no!
Fresh as daisies milk!
Wot to do wot to do!
I know lets have some fun - back to stripping the motersykle!!!!
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Have you got the bike in the house Davie, Nice and warm and tea on hand,

Mcqueen wrote:He loaded it up, Said he checked it, Closed it, And that was it, But i think the battery has gone flat, So it wont open, Roberto is closed untill Tuesday with the key, Happend to me upstairs, Think about how many times a day you use the safe ? Battery has to go sometime, And it dosent let you know when, Imagine leaving for the airport and your passport is in there, Crazy, Anyway he has some dosh, so ney problemo

Tell him to try this;

Holiday a few years back, same type electronic safe, type in code, nothing, try it a few times, zilcho, other half has a go as she thinks I’m stupid and forgot code, how could I forget code, it was her birth date...... still zilch...

Down to reception, girl on reception indicates for me to follow her, off we head to pool area, introduces me to their maintenance man who is in process of painting pool area (in-between cigarettes).... Picture him, vest and shorts covered in paint, as are his Caterpillar safety boots (Spanish version of Rab C Nesbitt), could see he was not happy about being disturbed.

Up to room we head, he indicates for me to enter code, I do, nothing, this is where it gets technical, he gave the safe a massive fecking kick with his size 9 Caterpillars then indicated for me to enter code again, it worked...

Mans talents were wasted, should have worked in some sort of children’s rehab unit............



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Adam Mint wrote:

Mcqueen wrote:He loaded it up, Said he checked it, Closed it, And that was it, But i think the battery has gone flat, So it wont open, Roberto is closed untill Tuesday with the key, Happend to me upstairs, Think about how many times a day you use the safe ? Battery has to go sometime, And it dosent let you know when, Imagine leaving for the airport and your passport is in there, Crazy, Anyway he has some dosh, so ney problemo

Tell him to try this;

Holiday a few years back, same type electronic safe, type in code, nothing, try it a few times, zilcho, other half has a go as she thinks I’m stupid and forgot code, how could I forget code, it was her birth date...... still zilch...

Down to reception, girl on reception indicates for me to follow her, off we head to pool area, introduces me to their maintenance man who is in process of painting pool area (in-between cigarettes).... Picture him, vest and shorts covered in paint, as are his Caterpillar safety boots (Spanish version of Rab C Nesbitt), could see he was not happy about being disturbed.

Up to room we head, he indicates for me to enter code, I do, nothing, this is where it gets technical, he gave the safe a massive fecking kick with his size 9 Caterpillars then indicated for me to enter code again, it worked...

Mans talents were wasted, should have worked in some sort of children’s rehab unit............



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Loved it Adam...good old Rab C!

Evening members. Drizzle. More tomorrow Tuesday ok. Hope its still raining in Tenerife.

evening ,The sun has come out here. The weather here is so un predictable

Perfectspecimen wrote:Evening members. Drizzle. More tomorrow Tuesday ok. Hope its still raining in Tenerife.

Oh, you nasty sod...

Gazing out the window at the rain waiting for Tuesday so he can get money out of the safe. Nice start, it could get better.

I know how he feels, Safe upstairs did it to me, Roberto was away for a week with the key, I left it for 24 hours and the battery perked up enough to open it, i put a spare battery in it, I havent been in downstairs since christmas, And nobody else will have put a new battery in it, You cant trust people with a key incase they make a copy and sneak in, Way of the world innit,

He must have put his laptop in too cos he hasnt been on has he.

Perfectspecimen wrote:He must have put his laptop in too cos he hasnt been on has he.

Lap top wouldnt fit in it, I think his mrs said you can leave that at home,

Good morning everyone. Very quiet over night on here where was Adam?

Morning peeps, bit grey but dry up here. Has Kev got into that safe yet? Poor sod...

Morning members, Not had a peep out of Kev, So thats good news for me, Roberto may open today, I dont know if its a holiday over there, I emailed Roberto so he will let me know when he opens up, Been for a brisk walk to the shop this morning, Bit wet when i got home, Not bothered i had a nice red glow to me , ,I'l keep you posted on the safe cracking,

Brief message from Mary, "All done ta" ? Presume he's cracked the safe,