That you have blood. 
NHS would save millions if they multi screened our blood every 2 years.
NHS would save millions if they multi screened our blood every 2 years.+23
Mischief Maker
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What are you doing today??
Topdog-
Posts : 21262
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 65
Location : England
Mermaid-
Posts : 10439
Join date : 2011-08-14
Location : Scotland
they told me it is a test for copper hee hee
Campbell Brodie-
- Posts : 59106
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 69
Location : Scotland
Going to Mischief Maker's house to night for a tin of coke and a cheese and pickle on a stick... 
Mcqueen-
- Posts : 30546
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 70
Location : England
Oh i, Forgot you dont drink 
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Campbell Brodie-
- Posts : 59106
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 69
Location : Scotland
Mcqueen wrote:Oh i, Forgot you dont drink
...never touch the stuff. Temperance society man, I am...
Mcqueen-
- Posts : 30546
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 70
Location : England
If i was you i wouldnt drink either, I'm lucky i have a built in limit and i know when i get there, So i had trouble getting the key to fit the apartment, Thats as bad as i got, But i had changed the locks that day so i wasnt familiar with it
Campbell Brodie-
- Posts : 59106
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Age : 69
Location : Scotland
Nah, I honestly won't touch it over here Reg. We go to Wester Ross for two nights tomorrow and I'll have soft drinks all weekend. (Might have a strong coffee as well...).
Campbell Brodie-
- Posts : 59106
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 69
Location : Scotland
Me and Mermaid are off to Mischief Makers to nick all her food and drink. Catch you all later...play nice. 
Topdog-
- Posts : 21262
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 65
Location : England
Give her the bumps and lay the boot in gently, keep the kids like this they won't abuse you later.
Mcqueen-
- Posts : 30546
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 70
Location : England
Well, There is was minding my own business when a nock on the back door stirs me, Damn a student, Can only mean grief, Ney something different, Excuse me Reg but i just reversed into your nieghbour and she wants you, Bugger,
Ooo, turns out to be Hazel who's husband died a few months ago, Shocked to the core, "Can you deal with this Reg"
Amy the student looking all sheepishm Shift your car and post your details through Hazels letter box when you get back,
Hazel come on back home you looked shocked, " No Reg please i was on the way to a church meeting" (What a waste of a good evening i thought,) Can you take me ? Blox i thought. but i did and put her car in the garage, Just got home and a guy waiting with a car i said i would buy, Blox again, Just got in, What happened ?,
Ooo, turns out to be Hazel who's husband died a few months ago, Shocked to the core, "Can you deal with this Reg"
Amy the student looking all sheepishm Shift your car and post your details through Hazels letter box when you get back,
Hazel come on back home you looked shocked, " No Reg please i was on the way to a church meeting" (What a waste of a good evening i thought,) Can you take me ? Blox i thought. but i did and put her car in the garage, Just got home and a guy waiting with a car i said i would buy, Blox again, Just got in, What happened ?,
Topdog-
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Age : 65
Location : England
Flog the car to the student or neighbour.
Mcqueen-
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Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 70
Location : England
Bit big innit, Thought of that, Peugeot 406 diesel,
Topdog-
- Posts : 21262
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 65
Location : England
cut and shut it with a fiat 500
Adam Mint-
- Posts : 23101
Join date : 2011-10-07
Age : 59
Mcqueen wrote:Well, There is was minding my own business when a nock on the back door stirs me, Damn a student, Can only mean grief, Ney something different, Excuse me Reg but i just reversed into your nieghbour and she wants you, Bugger,
Ooo, turns out to be Hazel who's husband died a few months ago, Shocked to the core, "Can you deal with this Reg"
Amy the student looking all sheepishm Shift your car and post your details through Hazels letter box when you get back,
Hazel come on back home you looked shocked, " No Reg please i was on the way to a church meeting" (What a waste of a good evening i thought,) Can you take me ? Blox i thought. but i did and put her car in the garage, Just got home and a guy waiting with a car i said i would buy, Blox again, Just got in, What happened ?,
Relative was sitting in his car in a shopping centre car park waiting for his wife to return from shopping, woman draws up and makes a real hash of manoeuvring in to the space next to him. Short time later he sees same woman heading back to her car, he thinks fu#k this I aint sitting here waiting for her to hit my new car as she manoeuvres out of her space, he starts engine, throws car in to reverse, and promptly reverses out of space, hitting a passing car in the process.... twat....
Mcqueen-
- Posts : 30546
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Age : 70
Location : England
I was once waiting for a mate buying some parts at a garage, I was in a £50 Micra. A toyota supra pulls up beside me and 2 - Er - imports got out laughing and let the door slam into mine, They saw me sat in it, When they got inside i destroyd the side of their car with my door, My pal came back and asked what i was smirking at, I said look at the side of that, i told him what happend, All he said was "Perfect"
Topdog-
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Age : 65
Location : England
Woman who I know that is absolutely loaded had a Range Rover, one of the bigger ones. She went past a parking place to reverse in and 2 chavs drove in it in a golf gti. They got out and said "you might have a nice motor but you can't feckin\' drive, old woman".
She reversed over their Golf and said "you are so right I can't, but it so happens I am bloody loaded, here is your bus fare home".
They tried to do her but she said she was reversing in as they just whizzed up and tried to beat her, case dropped.
She reversed over their Golf and said "you are so right I can't, but it so happens I am bloody loaded, here is your bus fare home".
They tried to do her but she said she was reversing in as they just whizzed up and tried to beat her, case dropped.
Perfectspecimen-
Posts : 14451
Join date : 2011-08-15
Age : 70
Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur
Moved boat today, 30 foot. They are dredging the marina. Where is the friggin sunshine? 10.5 degrees today. Bought 15 litres of red diesel today to top it up, the way things are going could last the season then. Anyone wanna buy a low mileage boat?
Topdog-
- Posts : 21262
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Age : 65
Location : England
Titanic was one.
Mcqueen-
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Age : 70
Location : England
I finished wiring up the cupboard lights in the kitchen, Being confident i put away my tools and cleaned up, Turned them on and bugger all ?, You know when you get tired and past yourself i thought mmm, cant be me surely, Followed everything again and they should work, Got my little tester out and a faulty switch appears to be the trouble, Bassa whats the chances of that, i mean its brand new for christ sake, MK made in England. Thats the trouble, Should have got a Jap one, Rule Brittania my arse,
3rdforum-
Posts : 22953
Join date : 2011-08-30
Age : 54
Location : Ireland
Meant to change the seats over in my van but daughter decided she wanted a daughter/daddy day. "Aww" , I thought, "Thats lovely". 3 hours later, I was 120 euro lighter 
and she could hardly carry all the shopping bags. 
Daddy/daughter day my arse, I've been taken for a ride
and she could hardly carry all the shopping bags. Daddy/daughter day my arse, I've been taken for a ride
Mermaid-
- Posts : 10439
Join date : 2011-08-14
Location : Scotland
a very expensive daddy/daughter day. Bet you loved it really
3rdforum-
- Posts : 22953
Join date : 2011-08-30
Age : 54
Location : Ireland
Blox!
Topdog-
- Posts : 21262
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 65
Location : England
Good Daddy D.
Trouble with stuff marked made in UK, it only needs to have been certified or packed in UK to get that label.
Trouble with stuff marked made in UK, it only needs to have been certified or packed in UK to get that label.
Mcqueen-
- Posts : 30546
Join date : 2011-08-13
Age : 70
Location : England
Have a nice day mitch,