What are you doing today??

Nurse Gladys Emmanual, thats was her name I think.

If she lived round Reg's way it wouldn't have been white pepper.

I like The Sweeney, and Lovejoy is back on Channel 12.

I know its a religious day today, But a great fllood in the student house is not what i wanted today, I always get excited when my moby rings with a number i dont recognise, Just in case its a buyer for a car, "Reg its ema from next door, There is all smoke pouring out of the back of the washing machine, And a funny noise" Bugger, Il be two minutes, got my tool bag and i was off, The pipe had burst behind and hot water was spraying everywhere, i thought i had one in stock but couldnt find it, Lucky for me wilko's was open, So i changed them both, Hot and cold, Put the good one back in the plumbing box for another day, Whats known as a flurry of activity, All calm again,

Is that the good one that hasn’t burst yet, hope you kept the washers off the not so good one, that has burst, you never know when you’ll need them.......



Or did you keep the new washers and reuse the old ones, better to have the new ones as spares............



They will come in handy when the old ones fail......................

I was at work. We don't get Good Friday up here...Jesus didn't get this far obviously. (Should have pogoed harder...)

I keep alsorts in stock, Washers, taps, shower hoses, I'm sure i have a spare washer hose too, but didnt fancy getting everything out, Lucky wilkos is up the road, Thought it had been quiet round there lately, Usualy wait until i'm on holiday, Then i have to rope somebody in,

Yeh, were sensible, 2nd January, feck all religious about it, sensible holiday to sober up from the 1st.

(Or another party !!!)



Could not get head around English one day off at New Year thing when I moved down here.

Just been stood in the rain with a couple, She wants my Golf convertable, He was playing hard ball, Big lass she was, Sat there adjusting the mirror and the seat, I knew she was hooked, He wanted the last word, He's in for a crap night. I'd have a little bet the phone will ring later,

Me and Mermaid are going into town to get some holiday stuff, (need some of them little trainer socks that don't show above the shoe), get some tops and stuff. Might buy a false beard and glasses too so you lot won't recognise me when I waltz into the Beach Club... (Damn! I forgot...I'm only 5' 5", dead giveaway!)

The Lone Ranger wrote:Me and Mermaid are going into town to get some holiday stuff, (need some of them little trainer socks that don't show above the shoe), get some tops and stuff. Might buy a false beard and glasses too so you lot won't recognise me when I waltz into the Beach Club... (Damn! I forgot...I'm only 5' 5", dead giveaway!)

Not much really

Topdog wrote:Not much really

Times your flight Kev?

Mcqueen wrote:Just been stood in the rain with a couple, She wants my Golf convertable, He was playing hard ball, Big lass she was, Sat there adjusting the mirror and the seat, I knew she was hooked, He wanted the last word, He's in for a crap night. I'd have a little bet the phone will ring later,

You had any phone calls yet McQ?

Gypsy wrote:

Mcqueen wrote:Just been stood in the rain with a couple, She wants my Golf convertable, He was playing hard ball, Big lass she was, Sat there adjusting the mirror and the seat, I knew she was hooked, He wanted the last word, He's in for a crap night. I'd have a little bet the phone will ring later,

You had any phone calls yet McQ?

Nope, she's been lifted for GBH and carted off with rozzers, Her partners in intensive care...

Right, we're off up the town. Laters peeps...

Sorting arrangements for daughters 25th Birthday bash tonight, hopefully guy coming to measure up for our new stair carpet will get his ass into gear and turn up on time, then off to watch my team finally get relegated for first time in our 113 year history !

Gypsy wrote:

Mcqueen wrote:Just been stood in the rain with a couple, She wants my Golf convertable, He was playing hard ball, Big lass she was, Sat there adjusting the mirror and the seat, I knew she was hooked, He wanted the last word, He's in for a crap night. I'd have a little bet the phone will ring later,

You had any phone calls yet McQ?

Well no, He's playing hard to get, how much pain can a man take before he breaks and rings me, Time yet my love, Plus he cant tax it untill tuesday, Slowly slowly catch the monkey.

Lexie had me icing a cake - Pink innit, Then she put love hearts round the edge, Then some candles -not 58, Then i had to light them while they stood round singing, I had to remind them i'm diabetic,Then i had to eat a slice while smiling,
Is that Death by pink cake ?, Sneaked of to lie on my back and do my exercises, Lasted 10 seconds before i was jumped on, ,

...........stripped the
radiator & fan, tank, plastics, & loadsa other bits n bobs from wee hack I got,
all set for a refurbish or renewal!

put two 'newer' seats in car - punto and gave him a wash n brush-up!

sittin down to a well deserved cupa T!

Davie Thistle wrote:...........stripped the
radiator & fan, tank, plastics, & loadsa other bits n bobs from wee hack I got,
all set for a refurbish or renewal!

put two 'newer' seats in car - punto and gave him a wash n brush-up!

sittin down to a well deserved cupa T!

Hiya Davie... Celtic must have listened to you...

Down the bottom of the garden i have a gate that go's on to the top of the railway cutting, Over the past year or so we have been building a Hide Out of branches and garden cuttings, The kids call it a den ?, We sit real quiet and see what turns up, Birds foxes all that stuff, I show them pictures of various birds, then they watch out for one, Well thats the theory, So train spotting this afternoon with lexie, We go to the bridge and wave and the drivers toot their horn, so Lex says lets go in the den - "Hide i say". Ok Lex says lets hide in the den , From the bridge i spotted a black thing running on and off the track ?, Not a cat they dont move like that, too small for a fox, i aint got a clue, Not scared of trains either, as soon as one passes its straight back out, Just too far away to see, Might borrow some bins for a look see,
I have some in tenerife too, , Couldnt start climbing down while lex was with me, to have a good look,
Its got me thinking

I'd hazard a guess at a mink...
Lots of animals use the railway lines as a shortcut through the cities/towns as they know there are no humans there. Sort of animal highway. Is there a river/canal nearby Reg? Mink like water.

Mmm, River Aire down the hill, But its a fair way, cant see it commuting, Better get some bins and check it out, Janet and Lex could hardly see it, Untill i pointed it out, But to the ex SAS trained eye i saw it, I'm intrigued now,
Just a thought though, Thats the sort of thing that came in to my head at first, Because as it ran about it held its head up,

Marys made it to apartment 9 pm, No bedroom light - Remote on bedhead innit, No fan - Remote on bedhead innit, Fan ?- Aircon innit, Hope he gets a grip soon, Seems like your brain dont work after a flight, Leaving stuff in taxi's and all that , Funny lad,

Update, Kev put things in the safe, Now it wont open , He has a bit of money, Bettery gone flat, Told him to wait untill the morning, Smetimes they come back up enought to open, New battery will sort it, otherwise will have to wait untill tuesday,.

We're off out for a run in the car