What are you doing today??

Perfectspecimen wrote:

The Lone Ranger wrote:Drove up to Dunkeld Golf Club for a spot of lunch and on the way passsed the Meiklour beech hedges. (Tallest in the world!).



Arrived at the golf club, what a setting...




We both went for Cold York ham with boiled potatoes and salad of the day...



There was about 6 slices of ham! I couldn't eat it all...


Mermaid could...gannet!

I see, you have dodged the salad.

Not me Vince! I scoffed my salad! I left a slice of ham though...that's Mermaid's plate with the tomato and cucumber untouched. Mind you she'd just eaten half a pig...

3rdforum wrote:Brought the kids swimming, then into town to get new clothes for their Grandad's funeral. Broke the news to them this morning, floods of tears but I was all right after a while.

Kids are resilient Dermo. Times a great healer for them.

That looks a decent lunch, Couple of breadcake would finnish it off,

Nice that, looked like a good bit of Jambon.

Topdog wrote:Nice that, looked like a good bit of Jambon.

How dare you refer to our Mermaid that way

Just Hamming it up

Nursing a very bad headache, but like TD think it is due to noise rather than alcohol. Still an excellent night for us oldies - went to see a Blues band lead did not turn up due to illness but 2 of the others did and gave us a fantastic oldies show, everything from Billy Fury, Dion, Dire Straits, Marley, Orbison etc etc I danced to every tune with a load of people I didn´t know and even had 2 dances with OH. Bet the knees play up by the end of the day

Nice One. Paddling pool and Barb.....we have Pickle till later and then I expect they will all want feeding.

Gypsy wrote:Nursing a very bad headache, but like TD think it is due to noise rather than alcohol. Still an excellent night for us oldies - went to see a Blues band lead did not turn up due to illness but 2 of the others did and gave us a fantastic oldies show, everything from Billy Fury, Dion, Dire Straits, Marley, Orbison etc etc I danced to every tune with a load of people I didn´t know and even had 2 dances with OH. Bet the knees play up by the end of the day

Should have done like H do and turn the hearing aids off. :Not me Guv:

innit wrote:

Should have done like H do and turn the hearing aids off.

morning all, been to cemetery,been to tescos,worse than bloody christmas.barby stuff ready,rugby starts in15 mins,all afternoon 4 matches.wife not to impressed,tough titty

Sounds like you suffer with trolley rage H, I know I do. Women chatting in the isles, walking backwards into my trolley, kids, old gits. Ooops nearly forgot my favourite, fat women with a trolley full of cakes and sweets and coke and 4 kids all under 5. Then its back to the carpark. Always a bloody great Range Rover with the drivers seat 12 inches from the steering wheel parked 6 inches from mine, grrrrrr.

Perfectspecimen wrote:Sounds like you suffer with trolley rage H, I know I do. Women chatting in the isles, walking backwards into my trolley, kids, old gits. Ooops nearly forgot my favourite, fat women with a trolley full of cakes and sweets and coke and 4 kids all under 5. Then its back to the carpark. Always a bloody great Range Rover with the drivers seat 12 inches from the steering wheel parked 6 inches from mine, grrrrrr.

EXACTLY . only go when needs must,not like reg,he is addicted.

He only goes so he can admire his reflection in those big windows, and get chatted up by attractive young waitresses. Strange as I have old ugly ones in my local Morrisons. He should put his glasses on but thats bad for the image.

Perfectspecimen wrote:He only goes so he can admire his reflection in those big windows, and get chatted up by attractive young waitresses. Strange as I have old ugly ones in my local Morrisons. He should put his glasses on but thats bad for the image.

yep totaly destroy his street cred

Right Im off for some boat painting, I will be back later for some more abuse.

Perfectspecimen wrote:Right Im off for some boat painting, I will be back later for some more abuse.

yep,you noboff vince catch you later.

Right, I'm off to the funeral with the kids. See you all tomorrow night.

All the best 3D

Yeah, all the best Dermo.

Good Health D

I led a walk from one end of Playa Banca to the other - about 10km... and then we all went to a lovely cafe where a very large beer was put into my sweaty paws!

Came home... spent half an hour reading my Kindle, and was dozing off on the sofa... so I had a siesta for a couple of hours. Am up again now and wishing I'd put suncream on my shoulders. Tut tut!

Back to work tomorrow.

Elle xxx

Me and Mermaid went to a small animal park set in the Perthshire countryside today. Another beautiful day...
We saw Vince!

and Reg!


some others...

That meerkat looks gay Cam. Im sure its not related at all.

I thought the donkey had block paving Until i looked closer

Some white Australians too, get the factor 20 out quick.