What are you doing today??

Mcqueen wrote:No kids, so been getting the caravan ready, Janet has 3 cupboards of hair dryers, straighteners, creams , creams to take creams off, Mirrors, tweezers, , What you playing at women, Well you dont know who you will bump into ?,
More new pans this morning, inside floor mat, outside floor mat, Caravans on its backside and we havent put clothes in, Or 30 pairs of shoes, Morrisons thursday night, It will never get off the ground,

Having met Janet I am sure she is more organized than you

Rubbish i'm in charge , A box of wet wipes and 3 tins of beans, Job done,

Well you don't need fecking curling tongs.

Topdog wrote:Well you don't need fecking curling tongs.

Bassa

Trying to do as little as possible today. The calima has hit... so the air is brown and not at all feeling good for my chest (am asthmatic) but now I don't smoke anymore I'm hoping I will cope easier.

Hoping to do as little as possible today!

Elle1971 wrote:Trying to do as little as possible today. The calima has hit... so the air is brown and not at all feeling good for my chest (am asthmatic) but now I don't smoke anymore I'm hoping I will cope easier.

Hoping to do as little as possible today!

Nice Signature, tell us a bit about it in a new thread.

more work! need to get the readies for my hols!

That clammering for money sure gets in the way of everthing else. I tend to take it or leave it

Topdog wrote:Nice Signature, tell us a bit about it in a new thread.

Thank you! And thank you to you and to Cam for your help.

Okie dokie... will start a new thread shortly. Just very wary of giving a sales pitch (even though it's free) so I'll try to be good. xxxx

I have re done my plant pots today, looks all nice and colourful. Mother in law had a mini stroke last night and her teeth fell out bless her

Cruella de Vil wrote:I have re done my plant pots today, looks all nice and colourful. Mother in law had a mini stroke last night and her teeth fell out bless her

Is it the ex MIL? Hope she is ok.

Mermaid wrote:

Is it the ex MIL? Hope she is ok.

Yes Mermaid it is, however she is lovely (could'nt wish for a better MIL) She has been going downhill fast over the past year or so. Very sad

I was having a decent day but kept moaning them bassa students hadnt moved out so i could get busy for the next lot,
Suffice it to say i rang the squad thats helping this week to clean the place up, Tiler, joiner, Carpet fitter,
We went round and nobody was in so we set to messuring up for tiles and carpets and stuff,
What a bleeding mess, The two Ikea sofas are trashed, So i thought blox i'l nip to Ikea and get new covers,
You dont nip to Ikea its a day out innit, So i wanted covers for a two seater and same for a three seater, Good job the young extremely fit sales assistant fancied the pants off me, And guided me through the process,
Now you get the two seater covers in the store, Then you get the three seater covers up the hill at the collection warehouse , WTF is that all about, Now while i was trying to shake off this young bisrd i said dont the bosses ask how we could run the place better, Sure they ask she said, but they do bugger all about it, Then she slipped me her mobile number, I said i would put her on the list.

what they use sofa for then reg? should have got jucuzzi, no mess. simples innit.

Just as well I have your number then as I would hate to be at the bottom of the Q

Who's had teenagers ?, Well imagine 5 in a big brother house, Another planet there on, The sofas look like they all lived on them, Ate slept toilet drink drunk Any mess turn the cushions over, Not going anywere near a washing machine, So i will cut the old ones off with a stanley knife and throw them in the bin, Self closing door to living room covered in food, They crash into it to open it so all the food ends up on the floor too, Pigs the lot of them, I have a farewell suprise for the clever bitch that thinks its ok to trash the porch smoking and stubbing them out on the wall and floor, Dont get mad get even,

Put a bucket of petrol there for her to throw the fag end in Reg

Offer her your body Reg, say "you ever been Fecked on the moors", take her up there tonight. Leave her there and say you are now.

Topdog wrote:Offer her your body Reg, say "you ever been Fecked on the moors", take her up there tonight. Leave her there and say you are now.

That tickled me!

had to do the ironing,a chore I hate.

Did 2 loads of washing and now lazing around as it is too hot - sod the ironing it can wait. :sulk2:

I'll tell you what I'm NOT doing today... dusting and polishing. We've got half the Sahara currently dumping on the house and garden. Pfft!

Reg to students last week "when are you moving out" Short dumpy one said "we are all going on holiday on the 26th", So I had the team ready this morning, no sign of life at 12 noon so i said have lunch then we will storm the building after, So buckets ready tall thin feck comes out and says" you should give 24hr notice, last week you came in without and poor little shite with the dodgy face was scared, Blox i said it was sam the female plumber that rang the door bell for 5 minutes and got no answer so she thought nobody was in, She checked the shower tray you broke so she could get a new one, ?. Well in future inform us and give 24hrs notice, Er when are you moving out , This afternoon, Ok i'm giving you 24hr notice the tiler is coming tomorro, Thats ok then she said , Hormones or what, 3 others are staying until saturday the last day they can, What happened to we are all going on holiday on the 26th
I think they should be running Nat West, 5 Hostile little darlings,

It must be so hard being a landlord.