What are you doing today??

Mcqueen wrote:Had words with Eddie the artist, "Eddie your making a mess" "Artists make a mess "he said, "Not in my drive they dont" Put some cardboard down how many times do i have to tell you", So he gave me his best Lionel Blair and lit a ciggie up , Twat

Smack him.

Topdog wrote:

Mcqueen wrote:Had words with Eddie the artist, "Eddie your making a mess" "Artists make a mess "he said, "Not in my drive they dont" Put some cardboard down how many times do i have to tell you", So he gave me his best Lionel Blair and lit a ciggie up , Twat

Smack him.

Smack him...

Kiss him he is an artist.

Keeps asking for a sub on his wages, He'l have feck all left when he's done, Twat

Howdy cupcakes! Hope you are all okay.

Busy busy here with the housemove ec. Alan is there for this week. He leaves next week to come back and collect me and the woofers.

Here is a pic, so you can see. Our house is the one nearest the camera on the bottom left..

Can't wait to get there and settled... am a bit fried from everything at the moment xxx

That looks Fab Elle, hope all go well and the woofahs get there safely, you too of course.
Skool run done, free day today, Jan out shopping with Clare, little lad with me till 2 then free time, might get some work done.

Elle1971 wrote:Howdy cupcakes! Hope you are all okay.

Busy busy here with the housemove ec. Alan is there for this week. He leaves next week to come back and collect me and the woofers.

Here is a pic, so you can see. Our house is the one nearest the camera on the bottom left..

Can't wait to get there and settled... am a bit fried from everything at the moment xxx

Hope the move goes well for you all. The place looks great.

Thanks TD - can't wait to get there. Just got to watch the dogs with the goats!

Thanks Mermaid (and I think you've probably seen a couple more piccies on Facebook yes?)

Today I will be trying to remain focussed, and do some work. So far that's not really working out for me.

today I am going to brave the rain and go into the town. I might have some retail therapy.

Mermaid wrote:today I am going to brave the rain and go into the town. I might have some retail therapy.

Rain nah already 22 here.

Topdog wrote:Rain nah already 22 here.

Not good here and i dont mean the weather, Parts i was waiting on arrived, Wrong size , Then Eddie the artist got on my nerves so i sacked the kent, Janets done nothing but drain my pockets so i'm in a mood, Loads to do aswell,

Miserable git

well the sun has come out but not to stay.

Very rural Elle. We'll see you on one of those Olive oil ads soon...

Mine just got worse and worse, Had to wait about for Comet to bring the students a new washing machine, They nackered the other within a day of arriving, I dont mind that because it was 5 years old , Anyway i had to go out and leave Janet in charge, A bit later my phone rang "Where are you ?" I told you i was off to pick a car up," WELL you better get back pronto, There was a banging on the door ,I thought it was Comet, But it was the Students, They have set fire to the kitchen and the fire brigade are here , So i just spent an hour in Traffic getting a new Oven so they can eat , But look on the bright side, Things can only get better

Yeah, just think, these cretins are going to be running the country in a few years.

Indoor Bab eh. Just walked the dog up Devils Dyke and sat in the glorious sun with a pint.

Can you not charge the students for the damage they cause?. They must have no respect for other peoples Houses

Students dont have money, They have 3 cards, ID to get in the pub, Student card to get a discount, Credit card to pay for it, One of them asked when i would be replacing the fire extingwisher , I gave him my best Lionel ,
Another said we should have one on each floor, I said i have to get the place inspected and if that was the case there would be, But it aint so you havent, So they havent been in 2 minutes and they have a new washer and a new oven,
In the morning i have to give some pillock £35 to connect the new oven up, 3 wires innit, I could do it in brail but i'm not allowed, Instead of cleaning the new door mat, That has just been thrown in the back garden, much easier than cleaning it , This time next year Rodders i could be skint, ,

Bassa's

Haha! Firemaster McQueen! Very good Kev! I can smell bacon butties and brown sauce...yummy!

Towering Inferno. Mmmm who was the best actor -Paul Newman Or Steve McQueen ? Both had deep blue eye's like me.So i shall vote for me, I'm going to Newton Aycliffe (If its open) Taking the Motor Home and parking in Janets sisters drive, Taking the Grandaughters too, So that should be a laugh, I like Heather (She has a fine pair thar defy gravity) Remeber having a feel when i was 14, But i had to change the chain on my bike so i left it at that, What would i do today ?, Probably both , Anyway they will be talking old times while necking Copious amounts of wine She always had ideas above her statiom poor lass, Raf most of there lives, So their a bit strange,
She reminds me of her out of Abigails party, Well funny, We could stay in her house but its immaculate, And she follows you about with a dirt devil, Bugger that i like to relax, So just loading up the van (Well Janet is) Then we will be off,

Mcqueen wrote: Towering Inferno. Mmmm who was the best actor -Paul Newman Or Steve McQueen ? Both had deep blue eye's like me.So i shall vote for me, I'm going to Newton Aycliffe (If its open) Taking the Motor Home and parking in Janets sisters drive, Taking the Grandaughters too, So that should be a laugh, I like Heather (She has a fine pair thar defy gravity) Remeber having a feel when i was 14, But i had to change the chain on my bike so i left it at that, What would i do today ?, Probably both , Anyway they will be talking old times while necking Copious amounts of wine She always had ideas above her statiom poor lass, Raf most of there lives, So their a bit strange,
She reminds me of her out of Abigails party, Well funny, We could stay in her house but its immaculate, And she follows you about with a dirt devil, Bugger that i like to relax, So just loading up the van (Well Janet is) Then we will be off,

Probably the funniest thing I?ve read all week!

Its his new medication Elle, makes him delusional