What are you doing today??

He's put friggin diesel in it.........

Entire factory has downed tools......




To help pack sale stickers for the forthcoming Next sale, massive account 2,000,000 labels due into Bristol Wednesday (not going to happen).

I'll need a drink to tonight been on since 7.30am knackered !....

went to dentist . Just a check up ok

How's that work mermaid, must be very difficult to check your teeth.

Why is Cunningham on your avatar then Kev? Thats a boxer not a labrador!

Perfectspecimen wrote:Why is Cunningham on your avatar then Kev? Thats a boxer not a labrador!

His avatar got changed while you and Kev were away. TD will get it changed now he is back

Perfectspecimen wrote: He's put friggin diesel in it.........

Come on then Kev, did you put diesel in hire car? Smoking and mis-firing you said. Classic symptoms.

Just back from Galway getting old man's present. Amy Huberman, wife of Brian O Driscoll and star of "Threesome", was in the book store signing copies of her new book. ( I only know the above info cos it was written on a sign nearby . Good looking girl.

Yeah, but Brian's got more money than you Dermo. She won't leave him for you...

Today I gave my van a service and put radweld in water to stop leak from thermostat housing. Why not fix leak with new gasket I hear you say. To get to it you have to remove radiator. To remove radiator you have to remove front panel and bumper. Hence the radweld. Seems to have worked anyway. Top up with anti-freeze tomorrow.
Just been looking at Titsa website as I need to get from Las Chafiras to San Miguel to pay council money. A number 484 appears to go there but the timetable is about as clear as mud. You can get a nice suntan hanging about for these buses you know. And then you have to join a queue to pay at council........

No I did not put Diesel in, but the guy at petrol station may have done. It certainly said 95 n the pump. It was a bit chugga if up hill right from the off. Management light came on before refuel, still had quarter tank, just topped up.
Bloody Skoda, got four of us in the car up at Stu's, Hand brake up to last notch, started rolling backwards had to smack it in gear.

I've succumbed! I've spent the last hour getting taught by Mischief Maker how to use the 3G phone she flogged me! Got a new sim card and pay as you go tariff, I didn't have a clue how to switch it on let alone open a browser for the web. Anyhow, I thought I better get one so I don't get left behind in the technology stakes...as Reg says, it's the future. I'll probably have to phone her on the landline tomorrow to see how to switch it on.

Colour TV next Cam

Lone Ranger wrote:I've succumbed! I've spent the last hour getting taught by Mischief Maker how to use the 3G phone she flogged me! Got a new sim card and pay as you go tariff, I didn't have a clue how to switch it on let alone open a browser for the web. Anyhow, I thought I better get one so I don't get left behind in the technology stakes...as Reg says, it's the future. I'll probably have to phone her on the landline tomorrow to see how to switch it on.

Good on you - I don´t even have a phone let alone a 3G call me silly but all I need a phone for is to call people and nobody seems to do one like that, they are all bells and whistles.

The lass behind the counter in O2 says you get 300 texts free blah blah, I says I don't do texting, the writings too small. But every pay plan includes free texts!

I have a basic phone so it will be interesting to see how he copes with his fancy thing. He hates phones as well.

I txt more than phoning, And i dont answer the phone if i dont like the number, I txt customers there car is ready and the cost, gives them chance to come round, I txt bids on cars then i dont have to listen to the crying, i like txts, Phone calls nah, Its never camelot is it, Always some kent wanting something,

Got the Lana Del Ray album "Born to die" for 5 euro today

My phone takes pictures! Only thing is I dont know how to get them on computer. I am slowly learning texting. Patsy has phone that she scrolls along with her finger, hmmmm women probably good at that. Bet some bugger buys me one for Christmas.

what sort of phone you got vince, i will give you instructions on getting pics sorted.

3rdforum wrote:Got the Lana Del Ray album "Born to die" for 5 euro today

Good bargain Dermo! I like that album!

Vince is a pratt! I've sussed out how to download photos to pc from my phone already! Mermaid is making toast and scrambled eggs.

Mermaid is a prat if you can use your phone you can make your own scrambled eggs, ha

You probably kept the instructions Cam. I am a normal man who knows everything so I didnt. Kev, it is a Sony Ericsson T280i. Must be a 280bhp turbo injection then. About 3 times more powerful than anything else I have.

I know Kev I am silly to make him breakfast. He just plays with his phone while I work. This is the first chance I have had to get on here.