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    What are you doing today??

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    Post by Mermaid Sat 15 Jun 2013 - 15:59

    Topdog wrote:I put this on Yesterday but some how it got lost.

    I actually split my sides laughing yesterday.
    We were getting ready to go out and Gaz was slacking.
    I told him to move it, so he went in the bathroom.
    Multi tasking as men do he thought he would hurry things up by brushing his teeth and having a pee at the same time.
    So mouth full of toothpaste and weeing in the loo, he sneezes.....................15 mins later, him showered, clothes in the washing machine bathroom cleaned. Bloody hilarious.


    .this made me laugh Kev.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 15 Jun 2013 - 17:39

    Topdog wrote:I put this on Yesterday but some how it got lost.

    I actually split my sides laughing yesterday.
    We were getting ready to go out and Gaz was slacking.
    I told him to move it, so he went in the bathroom.
    Multi tasking as men do he thought he would hurry things up by brushing his teeth and having a pee at the same time.
    So mouth full of toothpaste and weeing in the loo, he sneezes.....................15 mins later, him showered, clothes in the washing machine bathroom cleaned. Bloody hilarious.

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    Post by Gypsy Sat 15 Jun 2013 - 18:26

    Going to the theatre to see >>>tribute to three of the greatest singers of all time: Ella Fitzgerald, Ellis Regina and Etta James.<<<
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 15 Jun 2013 - 18:28

    Kev turned up with Albert, Gary, Jan, Amilia, and Sadie to use our pool, All went well until Albert went for a swim, I was talking to Manuel the life guard telling him were he was going wrong when Jan screams out, as soon as Alberts shorts got wet he sank to the bottom, I immediately took control of the situation -(I am trained for emergencys) and told Manuel to dive in, Well Manuel dont like getting wet so he only took his flip flops off and paddled in up to his ankles, Kev in the mean time reached down and grabbed one of Alberts ears and hauled him out, But while all this was going on poor Amilia was left in the middle of the pool in her arm bands floating about, i could see the danger and got ready to save her but Gary then remembered why he was there, just to keep an eye on her, Alls well that ends well, thanks to me every body was safe, i then went back to telling Manuel where he was going wrong, He's having women trouble i was telling him how to handle it,
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    Post by Mermaid Sat 15 Jun 2013 - 18:39

    glad everything turned out well. who is Albert?
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 15 Jun 2013 - 18:42

    Mcqueen wrote:Kev turned up with Albert, Gary, Jan, Amilia, and Sadie to use our pool, All went well until Albert went for a swim, I was talking to Manuel the life guard telling him were he was going wrong when Jan screams out, as soon as Alberts shorts got wet he sank to the bottom, I immediately took control of the situation -(I am trained for emergencys) and told Manuel to dive in, Well Manuel dont like getting wet so he only took his flip flops off and paddled in up to his ankles, Kev in the mean time reached down and grabbed one of Alberts ears and hauled him out, But while all this was going on poor Amilia was left in the middle of the pool in her arm bands floating about, i could see the danger and got ready to save her but Gary then remembered why he was there, just to keep an eye on her, Alls well that ends well, thanks to me every body was safe, i then went back to telling Manuel where he was going wrong, He's having women trouble i was telling him how to handle it,

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 15 Jun 2013 - 19:43

    Albert is Jans dad. So who made him go swimming ffs. What are you doing today?? - Page 14 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 15 Jun 2013 - 20:06

    Albert is Jans dad, think he is 80 ish, wont be swimming again i think, silly boy
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 15 Jun 2013 - 20:17

    Probably thought he was wearing speedos like back in the day, not these modern pocket-riddled, fill-up-with-water, sink-like-a-balloon modern doodahs! What are you doing today?? - Page 14 2485877773
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 15 Jun 2013 - 20:26

    When he put them on they came up to his tits What are you doing today?? - Page 14 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 15 Jun 2013 - 20:37

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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 15 Jun 2013 - 21:47

    Albert weighs about 4st wet through, and is about 4ft tall, Shouldnt be out in the rain, never mind swimming What are you doing today?? - Page 14 1498946960
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 15 Jun 2013 - 22:51

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    Wish I could have seen that.
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    Post by Topdog Sun 16 Jun 2013 - 1:28

    Ha, he was told loads of times, 87 he is, never takes notice. He was told to get out of pool twice. I chucked him from deep to shallow in one lift. Amelia fine she can swim and hand bands on but Sadie was watching her.
    Ordered him a cocktail tonight called, swimming pool, gaz pisses himself.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 16 Jun 2013 - 10:41

    My girls have came round with a Father's day present for me and I'm chuffed to bits. It's a pen and ink drawing in a photo frame showing all the important dates/events in my life. It has our wedding day, my daughter's birthdays, my harmonica and badminton racquets and best of all...grandad to wee Macie!
    What a brilliant gift! I'm really happy!

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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 16 Jun 2013 - 11:05

    Thats great Cam,  What are you doing today?? - Page 14 294053457
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 16 Jun 2013 - 14:05

    My youngest grandaughter who is in tenerife with her dad - Son Toby, well she has been having toothache on and off, i told Toby he is mad going to Tenerife without sorting it out before hand, Just had a phone call to say she has toothache and is screaming the place down, You know when you want to say i told you so but its pointlesss, So a phone to your father is going to make everything go away,
    So i called upon the services of Kev, 10 minutes later he is outside TRG waiting for son Toby and Lilly, Dentists arnt open today, ( Sunday isnt it) so i think they are off to the Urgency place opposite the bus station, Fingers crossed she gets sorted out, Good old Kev always there when you need him, Even if your drowning, Well done that man,
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    Post by Gypsy Sun 16 Jun 2013 - 15:02

    That is unusual Cam and really nice, a lot of thought went into it.

    Great dentist in Adeje (opposite the Correos) will be open tomorrow morning. Olivier Bournay they speak English, Spanish, German, French and above all I'm not afraid to go as they don´t hurt and I hate the dentist

    Phone 922 78 16 25
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 16 Jun 2013 - 15:18

    Thanks M, doc is just seeing to her as we speak, i will pass that on too,
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sun 16 Jun 2013 - 16:35

    Great pole Cam.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 16 Jun 2013 - 18:46

    Hope the wee one's OK Reg. good I'm really chuffed with that pressie Gypsy. As you say, a lot of thought went into it indeed!
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    I like the way she put "BT" on the pole Vince, in case I didn't know what it was!
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    Post by Mermaid Sun 16 Jun 2013 - 19:17

    Mcqueen wrote:My youngest grandaughter who is in tenerife with her dad - Son Toby, well she has been having toothache on and off, i told Toby he is mad going to Tenerife without sorting it out before hand, Just had a phone call to say she has toothache and is screaming the place down, You know when you want to say i told you so but its pointlesss, So a phone to your father is going to make everything go away,
    So i called upon the services of Kev, 10 minutes later he is outside TRG waiting for son Toby and Lilly, Dentists arnt open today, ( Sunday isnt it) so i think they are off to the Urgency place opposite the bus station, Fingers crossed she gets sorted out, Good old Kev always there when you need him, Even if your drowning, Well done that man,

    hope wee Lilly is sorted and out of pain soon.
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    Post by Topdog Sun 16 Jun 2013 - 19:17

    they gave wee one anti inflamitory meds, may do the trick. They don't want to take teeth out on wee ones. I showed him where a couple of dentists are on way back in case. Trouble is she was showing no pain once picked up, which kidsare great at. Think she will be ok, probably a gold tooth coming through.
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 16 Jun 2013 - 19:52

    Thanks Kev, all i got was she is ok for now text  What are you doing today?? - Page 14 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog Mon 17 Jun 2013 - 4:10

    Off to TFS, Gaz flying home, back in six weeks he is

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