What are you doing today??

Since its a nice day we've decided to get some fresh air, "The Real Ale" trip again, train from Manchester to Huddersfield stopping at every small village on the way and sampling their best lagers for me, that real ale tastes like cats piss, not that I've tasted cats piss but it smells the same...
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Hic.

Enjoy

Just watched a program about the RSPCA, I like anything like that, So a report comes in that some people came into the park and took 2 swans, a member of the public followed them and reported it,
So a van arrives at the house and the little Pakistan girl knocks on the door and a big Romainian comes out,
I thought hello this should be good, the girl says do you speak English   I think thats what she said anyhow, so she go's round the back and the dustbin has the remains of the swans in it, in the house about 12 of them are waiting for their tea :bbq3:  thats cooking on the stove (Remember this is the UK today) so the girl says i will let you off this time but you must remember in this country you cant go out and kill things for your tea, Things are looking up then,
Praise the Lord - Who ? 

Is that not an offence against the state, she should be arrested with them.

Thought the Queen owned all swans? (In UK anyway...) Nicked Liz's dinner, them Romanians. Throw them in the Tower so the ravens can peck their eyes out and the beefeaters can have them for lunch.

 Its the way you tell your storys Reg, well done.  

Bet the Jubawoggy wasnt impressed though. 

Swan and chips   Whats going on over here   Youve got to be well skint to do that

Just a quick hello. Last day in Kerry. Sun is beating down still. Got a few decent photos. Will post them next week

The anglers are well pissed off with them too, instead of putting the fish back they eat them. Carp,  Perch, Sticklebacks, anything. 

Heard that Vince, Pal runs a fishing lake, caught the bassa's red handed,
Must seem like paradise here in the UK,

I believe Swan is a normal meat in Poland and Romania.

had a lovely weekend out in the lovely sunshine with LR. I am still breathing incase you were all wondering where I have been

Thought Cam may have buried you under the patio  

Mcqueen wrote:Thought Cam may have buried you under the patio  

 if I had a patio he would. I am just keeping a low profile.

No Vince yet. Jan got Chiro soon urgent she is in a bad way.

Topdog wrote:No Vince yet. Jan got Chiro soon urgent she is in a bad way.

Sorry to hear about Jan. Give her my love and hope they can ease her pain  

Is it her back Kev? Hope they can do something soon.  

Do you have a proper Chiropractor, I haven´t heard of anyone decent but I would give Tif a call, she will at least help her feel better until you can find someone closer.

Yes we went to Luke Ramsey in Los Cris, he is Kosher, he is fully qualified and like Martin who Jan see's in Uk, he is a Dr. Yes its her back, her spine is bad and her pelvis moves out of line. Thanks for suggestion of Tif Meryl and I am sure Tif would have made her feel better but she has to be so careful when like this.

Good seeing to would sort it  

You will get a good seeing too in August.

had to be round at daughters for 6.30 this morning as she was working 7-11am. Macie woke up at 7 and after getting her breakfast and dressed we went out and later met her mum when she finished work.

I've been working hard all day keeping BT and the UK's heads above water...

Well i worked harder than that  

So did I 6 hours without even breaking for lunch.