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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 10:52

    Lowest/highest tide today so this afternoon I am going down to the yacht to try and sort out the mast problem. I have a cunning plan..........It involves a ramp which goes up and down with the tide, some ropes and winches and of course the absence of marina staff who all seem to go home at 4pm. What are you doing today?? - Page 31 294053457

    Plan 2 is to beg or make a bosuns chair so we can send skinny Terry (grandson) up on a line to the top of the mast. Now I have been thinking outside the box and they do have a swing in their garden.......Or I'm sure my daughter has one of those baby bouncers that you hang in a doorway....... What are you doing today?? - Page 31 3025408739  

    Either way I will try and remember to take the camera!
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 11:10

    Sounds a blast V, I love all that make do and mend stuff What are you doing today?? - Page 31 3025408739 
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    Post by 3rdforum Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 11:53

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Lowest/highest tide today so this afternoon I am going down to the yacht to try and sort out the mast problem. I have a cunning plan..........It involves a ramp which goes up and down with the tide, some ropes and winches and of course the absence of marina staff who all seem to go home at 4pm. What are you doing today?? - Page 31 294053457

    Plan 2 is to beg or make a bosuns chair so we can send skinny Terry (grandson) up on a line to the top of the mast. Now I have been thinking outside the box and they do have a swing in their garden.......Or I'm sure my daughter has one of those baby bouncers that you hang in a doorway....... What are you doing today?? - Page 31 3025408739  

    Either way I will try and remember to take the camera!

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    Post by 3rdforum Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 11:55

    More shit happened at folks home last night. Mum got headache and tried to take loads of different tablets apparently. Still not eating. Think we may be on the final lap here.
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    Post by Mermaid Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 12:03

    3rdforum wrote:More shit happened at folks home last night. Mum got headache and tried to take loads of different tablets apparently. Still not eating. Think we may be on the final lap here.

    i do hope something can be done to help her. It must me such a worry for you all. Take care
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    Post by Topdog Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 17:01

    Hope things improve Dermo, good Luck mince sounds a good plan, bosuns chair eh, I will stick a pic on later. Timber hitch round one leg would do.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 18:28

    Folks tell me the Harbourmaster Clint, I kid you not, has got a bosuns chair so I will ring him tomorrow. I remember when I first met him.......'Hello, my names Clint'. Feck me, I nearly burst out laughing on the spot. What are you doing today?? - Page 31 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 19:39

    I have a cousin named Clint, paraplegic, dived in a parking pool pissed broke his neck. Today I was walking Alf and two staffs come running out of this gate we went passed and started attacking him. I grabbed back legs of one and lobbed it then just as the other was about to lock I put me foot in its throat. That did get Alf who put up a bit of defends but not bad. Some twat with tattoos everywhere came running and another geezer. The other geezer grabbed his dogs I grabbed the tattooed knob told them if I find my dog has been hurt I am coming back. Told them get muzzles or the police will be round
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 20:21

    Canine Island innit. Far too many dogs. The Scottish ones are pink.
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 20:41

    That could have been a child, we were in the Valdez centre and one of them ripped another dog to bits, Scary to watch, the owner just picked up all the pieces and walked off crying, I felt like shooting the fecking thing, Shocking it was,
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    Post by 3rdforum Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 20:44

    Mu mum brought into hospital again. My dad very distressed. He went round town today looking for a doctor and got very confused. Have to go now. Talk later
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 21:22

    You spend time looking out for them Dermot, Reg can take over your duties on here. What are you doing today?? - Page 31 2419626307 

    Good luck and hope things work out.
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    Post by Topdog Thu 25 Jul 2013 - 21:33

    Hard times Dermo, chin up pal, hope things get sorted quick.
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    Post by 3rdforum Fri 26 Jul 2013 - 1:07

    Perfectspecimen wrote:You spend time looking out for them Dermot, Reg can take over your duties on here. What are you doing today?? - Page 31 2419626307 

    Good luck and hope things work out.

    Topdog wrote:Hard times Dermo, chin up pal, hope things get sorted quick.

    Many thanks guys.
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    Post by Adam Mint Fri 26 Jul 2013 - 1:13

    Mcqueen wrote:That could have been a child, we were in the Valdez centre and one of them ripped another dog to bits, Scary to watch, the owner just picked up all the pieces and walked off crying, I felt like shooting the fecking thing, Shocking it was,

     "That could have been a child"...

    Exactly what I thought when I read it, should be put down, including the owners...
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    Post by Topdog Fri 26 Jul 2013 - 8:21

    Fact is our old German Shep/collie x had her leg ripped off by one and lived for another year with but mentally never recovered. Police went round they denied it was them, eventuallly got them done but dog had been passed to someone else. Not saying all staffs are the same as it is the way they are nurtured, but they do have a tendancy to be that way. Because of this I was very quick and also very upset so went into one and grabed geezer buy the chops and slammed him against the wall. Probably not a good idea with about 10 Spanish locals watching, but me or te old bill.
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    Post by Mermaid Fri 26 Jul 2013 - 15:59

    Topdog wrote:Fact is our old German Shep/collie x had her leg ripped off by one and lived for another year with but mentally never recovered. Police went round they denied it was them, eventuallly got them done but dog had been passed to someone else. Not saying all staffs are the same as it is the way they are nurtured, but they do have a tendancy to be that way. Because of this I was very quick and also very upset so went into one and grabed geezer buy the chops and slammed him against the wall. Probably not a good idea with about 10 Spanish locals watching, but me or te old bill.

    as the others said it could have been a child and you could have had amelia with you. It does not bear thinking about
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    Post by 3rdforum Sat 27 Jul 2013 - 14:23

    Just saying a quick hello. Heading back to the hospital soon. Mam's salt levels had dropped through the floor. She is on fluid restriction at the moment. Strangely, Eileen's mum is also in hospital with the same problem ( she also has lymphoma ). Am absolutely shattered. Driving 150 miles every day. We're keeping a familiar face with my dad at all times and so far, he hasn't gone off a cliff with the dementia, though keeps asking what exactly is wrong with my mam. He also got upset when we were telling the doctor about mam's problems over the last 18 months. He said "this is the first I've heard about all this, and I live with her!" Anyway, talk later.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 27 Jul 2013 - 16:56

    Child abuse.................

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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 27 Jul 2013 - 17:21

    What are you doing today?? - Page 31 3025408739  Poor Terry, At the water sports opposite me they have a mast thing with the rope to hold up the sun shade wotsit, well one day somebody must have cut it, in the morning a young kid turned up, he grabbed the rope and shot up the mast like a monkey, I though Mmm i once did that up a gas lamp to get Janet a light for her fag, Not sure i could do it now What are you doing today?? - Page 31 3913804730
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 27 Jul 2013 - 17:34

    Gas lamps? In Leeds? Blimey, still in the dark ages when you grew up. 

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    Mind you, we aint got no gas...........
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    Post by Topdog Sat 27 Jul 2013 - 18:27

    Lamp posts and then ships masts, used to climb up ropes too.

    Good luck Dermo.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 27 Jul 2013 - 18:45

    Went to the Lake of Menteith today and got a wee ferry over to  Inchmahome Island where the ruins of an Augustinian Priory are. (Circa 1238)...Lovely day was had even though we had to brave the 30 foot swells on the lake as we sat grim-faced with white knuckles...Transport 

    Trusty steamer...

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    worried sick, poor lass...

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    safe on Terra Firma on the Island...only £5.50p each, bargain What are you doing today?? - Page 31 294053457

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    photos of the Priory...
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    ...cracking wee trip...What are you doing today?? - Page 31 294053457
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 27 Jul 2013 - 19:10

    3rdforum wrote:Just saying a quick hello. Heading back to the hospital soon. Mam's salt levels had dropped through the floor. She is on fluid restriction at the moment. Strangely, Eileen's mum is also in hospital with the same problem ( she also has lymphoma ). Am absolutely shattered. Driving 150 miles every day. We're keeping a familiar face with my dad at all times and so far, he hasn't gone off a cliff with the dementia, though keeps asking what exactly is wrong with my mam. He also got upset when we were telling the doctor about mam's problems over the last 18 months. He said "this is the first I've heard about all this, and I live with her!" Anyway, talk later.

    Best of luck Dermo with your mam and Eileen's mam.
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 27 Jul 2013 - 19:10

    You should do tours Cam, Get yourself an open top bus, 1 came up in Stockport today, What are you doing today?? - Page 31 2419626307 

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