Culinary delight thread...

sausage and mash with home done onion gravy

Sirloin steak, medium rare, pepper sauce, onion rings, mushrooms, tomatoes,peas and chips...9/10

2 Chicken and mushroom pies. utter shite.

Hey Dermo! Where's your avatar gone?  

Wtf?? I haven't been near my profile. Who's been messing?? I'm going to sent a strongly worded complaint to a mod or admin.

Wasn't me mate, I noticed this morning it had buggered off... (Possibility that wherever you sourced it from, the owner has deleted it or taken it down).

One quarter of one Pizza.  
However the other day I bought a box of 12 mince pies in a Christmassy type box and I'm now shocked to discover they have a sell by date of Dec 11th.   So we'll scoff them too with some custurd. Wont mention the shop where I bought them suffice to say it starts with L and ends in L. Bloody 'ell, cheeky feckers will be losing goods to the value next time.......

The Lone Ranger wrote:Wasn't me mate, I noticed this morning it had buggered off... (Possibility that wherever you sourced it from, the owner has deleted it or taken it down).

It was from a file I saved on my old pc. Weird that.

Perfectspecimen wrote:One quarter of one Pizza.  
However the other day I bought a box of 12 mince pies in a Christmassy type box and I'm now shocked to discover they have a sell by date of Dec 11th.   So we'll scoff them too with some custurd. Wont mention the shop where I bought them suffice to say it starts with L and ends in L. Bloody 'ell, cheeky feckers will be losing goods to the value next time.......

I nearly did that the other day. Out of day on Dec 9th.

3rdforum wrote:

Perfectspecimen wrote:One quarter of one Pizza.  
However the other day I bought a box of 12 mince pies in a Christmassy type box and I'm now shocked to discover they have a sell by date of Dec 11th.   So we'll scoff them too with some custurd. Wont mention the shop where I bought them suffice to say it starts with L and ends in L. Bloody 'ell, cheeky feckers will be losing goods to the value next time.......

I nearly did that the other day. Out of day on Dec 9th.

Thats always happens at Christmas as well. You go food shopping and the bloody use by date is 24th Dec. What good is that for christmas and the coming days.

Beef   Yes beef stew and yorkshire puddings, dumplings etc, 8/10

Yeah, dont buy that cream Mermaid, never gets used cos everyones too full up for Christmas pud! Get the squirty stuff in a can, sex toy.

    You and Mary make a great team

I didnt mean the can.   Thats Marys speciality.

Read somewhere yesterday that somebody had a fire extingisher wedged up there rear end, WTF

Puts a new meaning to Johnny Cash and his "Ring of Fire"... 

Perfectspecimen wrote:Yeah, dont buy that cream Mermaid, never gets used cos everyones too full up for Christmas pud! Get the squirty stuff in a can, sex toy.

 

Spag boll   4/10

Chicken curry with chapattis...5/10

Came across this on the BBC site, whats new...

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Cupboard was bare one night, couldn't be arsed going to the shop, so what we got...

1 tin mackerel fillets in olive oil.
1 tin chopped tomatoes.
1 onion.
Garlic bulb.
Pasta shells.
Salt, pepper herbs (basil and oregano).

Put pasta on to boil, pour oil from fish in to frying pan, chop onion and about four cloves of garlic in to pan, add salt, pepper and herbs, fry until onion soft, add fish and tomatoes, season again as required, and simmer for five minutes or so, drain and add pasta to sauce, stir in and let heat through in sauce for a couple of minutes, yum for something out of nothing...
Have tried it with sardines but not as tasty, plus they tend to mush up a bit...

  I can't cook...will you come up and do it for me?  

Now there's an offer I can refuse...

Adam Mint wrote:Now there's an offer I can refuse...

 

Raspberrys, now...........................