What are you doing today??

Could be worse Dermo, you could be a Chelsea supporter. Cam, good luck matey.....Doctor will probably say your have to have pills for the rest of your life, one a day....."here are the five you need.
Basura, we put our shop rubbish by he bins around the corner, this is correct and what we been told we must do and the privelage is 4 times the price as my household rubbish, where we have proper locked cupboards and twice as much rubbish. We can even get large items taken once a month at no extra cost. I have to pay for all three of my properties as they are registered seperately, these being, My home, My garage lock up, which is big but does not produce much rubbish and my upstairs roof terrace and lock up, which I share with two other owners, again very big and excellent views, noo rubbish.

Cheers Kev!

Mermaid and me are off out for some lunch...laters!

Last look in tomorrow, back to blighty Tuesday morning 

Today Mathew I'm the chef, well will be in about a hour once the Anadin kicks in, all Annie's family round for Sunday dinner at five, then they're off to a firework display in the local park at seven, might give that one a miss,,, so it's chicken and a pork joint with all the trimming, I'll be cooking it Floyd style, that involves copious amounts of wine during the preparation...

 Hic...

Been for my last sports massage, calf trouble innit   kept my cheeks nipped 
He said the problem is swolen which is good   getting on my t-ts now, slowing me down

Sitting with a cup of tea (no milk allowed), haven't had anything to eat since last night and I don't know what time I'll get out of theatre tomorrow.

Started preping a house for paint. Previous owners left it in poor condition truth be told. Taking longer than I would have wanted but c'est la vie!

Back at base camp , So breezes on to the Monarch flight back to Leeds, booked 1C seat up front near the carsie and also you can summon refreshments at will  ,
Turns out 1A and 1B are empty, they tried flogging them but the flight was full of skint members
across the isle was a lady then her hubby then the daughter, Eventualy she says youve done ok with the full row of seats, yes i said they wanted me to sit on my own, who did she said ?
The hospital i said, they paid for all 3 seats because its the first time i've been out on my own for 8 years she clutched the top of her cardigan together and turned to her hubby, he leant forward to look and i winked at him  , he helped to keep her terrified for the longest flight of her life,
I jumped up later on to go to the toilet and she leapt a foot in the air , silly cow 
I get bored easily have you noticed

Leaf blower and 2 ton bags out ready to clear up

Waste of time, there still falling...

Leaf blowers,,, don't get me started, company that look after the estate/gardens where I live do it every Thursday afternoon, twelve thirty on the dot they arrive, a squad of about four of them, they tend to the gardens and keep the parking areas and footpaths tidy, now up until a few years back you never knew they were there, then some fecker bought them a couple of leaf blowers,,, now you think ok, they blow the leaves in to a pile once a year when they fall off the trees,,, No, every feckin visit,,, whereas once they used brushes and shovels to tidy the place up, not now, it's vroom, vroom, feckin vroom everywhere,,, I watched one of them chase one single piece of paper round the the parking area for about a hour one day,,, if it hadent been for the fact he looked a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic I'd have had the window open telling him to pick the feckin thing up you noisy fecker............
Now you may well be saying what you on about, it's twelve thirty,,, yes, but it's a Thursday, and Thursday comes after Wednesday, and Wednesday is pool night,,, so one needs ones rest after all that excersise...............

They have them on Vista sur beach, 8am brr brrr brrr

Discount........

Nah

Jack tells me he fell off his motorbike this morning, leaves........ Went shopping this afternoon Lidl in Wisbech. All went well, they even had my favourite sherry and crusty rolls in stock. Put stuff in boot, shut bootlid, returned trolley, no keys...... Locked in friggin car along with fags and phone.   Jeez. Went in shop no help at all so went to Screwfix next door. Not only did they let me use a phone but gave me a cup of coffee while I waited for Freddie to come and rescue me. Well done Screwfix!   Now, how can I disable that automatic car locking on silly Skoda......

Utube

Off up to the MOT station while Janet thinks about joining in Morrisons innit 

When the girls surface they want to go in to town,
Heard Lexie say "we will do lunch in Harvey Nicks nana"    WTF

more work. I've so much on I have to work feckin Sundays.

I love Lexie's style Reg.

Mermaid wrote:I love Lexie's style Reg.

Her mothers a right chav so it must be Janet

Mcqueen wrote:

Mermaid wrote:I love Lexie's style Reg.

Her mothers a right chav so it must be Janet

 it must be

Back and it was painfull