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Posts : 23101Mcqueen wrote:What did i tell you,Dont waste energy worrying about something that may never happen.
Well done D, I'm really pleased for you,
Shame your not going to Tenerife for 4 weeks like me
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Yes i feel better 
Posts : 22953Mcqueen wrote:What did i tell you,
Well done D, I'm really pleased for you,
Shame your not going to Tenerife for 4 weeks like me
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Posts : 30546He wont be therePerfectspecimen wrote:Thats great Dermot, we will raise a glass on Saturday.
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What you dont want is a high PSI count in the nether regions, for a start off, ,
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Posts : 22953Mcqueen wrote:Ooo
Start drinking water instead of all that pop
Dont go for a pee all the time, Hang on to it for at least an hour, Its good for the prostrate that is only a muscle really, exercise the thing by hanging on for as long as you can,
If things dont improve come back and see me
Plenty of new drugs to kill off anything nasty, research and demand them,
Try to steer clear of surgery, Thats not good for getting a stiffy on and also you dribble all the time,
What you dont want is to smell like an old man before your time,
And remember you heard it here first
. He's spot on though! Posts : 22953