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    The doctors surgery

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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Thu 26 May 2016 - 23:24

    I took Albert to similar M, absolutely brilliant, barcoded so they knew what was what.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Fri 27 May 2016 - 0:00

    Yes, we have barcodes in England you know. The doctors surgery - Page 35 2419626307  I had a nice camera on the end of a thin black snake shoved up both nostrils as well. To be fair it didnt hurt but I felt somewhat invaded.  The doctors surgery - Page 35 3275847336 Mr double barrelled name consultant asks me if apart from my ear am I in good health! Oh yes I replied. Do you take any medication? Err, these pills for type 2 diabetes, these pills for high blood pressure, statins that I'm sure I dont need I say plus these 2 inhalers so I can breathe.  The doctors surgery - Page 35 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog Fri 27 May 2016 - 7:52

    and beer
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 27 May 2016 - 17:07

    Got my CT scan results last week. Forgot to say...they've found another abnormal connection between colon and bladder. The doctors surgery - Page 35 3913804730 That's what I had the first op for... The doctors surgery - Page 35 1498946960
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    Post by 3rdforum Fri 27 May 2016 - 17:28

    More surgery then? How come they didn't spot it first time round???
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 27 May 2016 - 17:39

    'Cos I've never had a follow up from the first operation... The doctors surgery - Page 35 3913804730 O only got the other CT scans because I was still complaining about a urine infection.
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 27 May 2016 - 17:43

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Got my CT scan results last week. Forgot to say...they've found another abnormal connection between colon and bladder. The doctors surgery - Page 35 3913804730 That's what I had the first op for... The doctors surgery - Page 35 1498946960
    Probably left his lunch in there The doctors surgery - Page 35 1498946960
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 27 May 2016 - 17:44

    I hope it was his feckin' rolex! The doctors surgery - Page 35 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 27 May 2016 - 17:45

    Honestly was a blady waste of time for you, Kent will get paid twice now
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 27 May 2016 - 17:47

    My Urologist is now going to talk to the surgeon who did the Op to formulate a plan of action...whatever that feckin' means. The doctors surgery - Page 35 1498946960
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 27 May 2016 - 17:48

    First dibs on Fiesta The doctors surgery - Page 35 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 27 May 2016 - 17:49

    You can rent it for 6 weeks after the Op! The doctors surgery - Page 35 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 27 May 2016 - 17:52

    Your assuming a lot The doctors surgery - Page 35 3025408739
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    Post by 3rdforum Fri 27 May 2016 - 18:10

    The Lone Ranger wrote:My Urologist is now going to talk to the surgeon who did the Op to formulate a plan of action...whatever that feckin' means. The doctors surgery - Page 35 1498946960


    Arthur Lowe in Dad's Army sprang immediately to mind after reading this. Hope your surgeon isn't a big an imbecile! The doctors surgery - Page 35 3025408739 The doctors surgery - Page 35 3025408739

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    Don't panic. Don't panic!
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 27 May 2016 - 18:20

    C'est la vie... The doctors surgery - Page 35 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog Fri 27 May 2016 - 20:02

    Tell them you are thinking of suing, Cam, they will ensure you get best treatment and all sorted very quick
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    Post by Gypsy Mon 30 May 2016 - 17:56

    Went to doctors today, with a hacking cough and what I thought was a possible chest infection. Said I sounded like someone with severe asthma (which I have never had).

    Was put on nebuliser and have to have it again tomorrow and walked out with a sack full of antibiotics, syrups for clearing the tubes, tablets to take at night specifically to stop coughing and help me sleep and a tablet to make sure my stomach doesn´t react to all the meds that will be hitting it. 

    Don´t feel 100% but a darn sight better than I was over the weekend.
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    Post by 3rdforum Mon 30 May 2016 - 18:16

    My next door neighbour was diagnosed with Late Onset Asthma. Apparently its not uncommon.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Mon 30 May 2016 - 18:16

    When I went to my docs with the cough I'd had for 2 months, he asked me if I'd tried "Fishermen's Friends"! The doctors surgery - Page 35 1498946960
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    Post by 3rdforum Mon 30 May 2016 - 18:22

    You should try a new doctor!
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 30 May 2016 - 18:41

    Those planes dish out allsorts The doctors surgery - Page 35 1913075024  The doctors surgery - Page 35 1498946960
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 31 May 2016 - 11:35

    My doctor dished out some inhalers. Brilliant they are, work in about 10 seconds flat. That reminds me, nearly out of staying alive pills. Have to order them online now and it takes 2 days. 14 sleeps. The doctors surgery - Page 35 1913075024 
    Well, more than that really because me and Patsy tend to nod off now and again these days. The doctors surgery - Page 35 3913804730
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    Post by zdeekie Tue 31 May 2016 - 13:51

    Hope your feeling better today M The doctors surgery - Page 35 4248600970 x
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 9 Jun 2016 - 9:28

    Got an appointment this afternoon at Docs. Got a growth in my gob, and its not a bleeding wisdom tooth either.  The doctors surgery - Page 35 3913804730
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