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    What are you doing today??

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 13 May 2017 - 10:40

    3rdforum wrote:Church What are you doing today?? - Page 23 1498946960

    Good luck Darragh! What are you doing today?? - Page 23 294053457
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    Post by zdeekie Sat 13 May 2017 - 12:22

    Mermaid wrote:
    zdeekie wrote:They only took one lump off as it was deep & they have sent it away , lovely doctor the older type can't wash his hair for 10 days until he gets the stitches out .
    He was abit white after they did it & has been fast asleep all night on the settee  What are you doing today?? - Page 23 588840738 x
    Hope the results are good and he is feeling better now.

    Thankyou he's not bad today after sleeping the clock round x
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 13 May 2017 - 12:29

    Good to hear! What are you doing today?? - Page 23 294053457
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    Post by Topdog Sat 13 May 2017 - 13:39

    Hope Ben is OK. Dermo, get yerself a jet pack for yer back, much safer.
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 14 May 2017 - 7:22

    Shower shop then church, nosey
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 14 May 2017 - 8:56

    Just gonna chill today. Back to work tomorrow. What are you doing today?? - Page 23 3913804730
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 14 May 2017 - 9:14

    Campbell Brodie wrote:Just gonna chill today. Back to work tomorrow. What are you doing today?? - Page 23 3913804730
    Ring in and tell them your sick What are you doing today?? - Page 23 3275847336
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 14 May 2017 - 9:59

    What are you doing today?? - Page 23 2485877773 weather
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 14 May 2017 - 10:33

    What are you doing today?? - Page 23 1483819851 Worth a try i thought What are you doing today?? - Page 23 2761542443
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    Post by Adam Mint Sun 14 May 2017 - 13:24

    3rdforum wrote:Church What are you doing today?? - Page 23 1498946960

    I think they do that on a Sunday over here...
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    Post by searcher Sun 14 May 2017 - 14:45

    Almost posted the winner of the Spanish G.P,but stopped myself in case anyone wants to watch later,



    Reg,   What are you doing today?? - Page 23 3318427985 What are you doing today?? - Page 23 1554180325
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 14 May 2017 - 16:37

    searcher wrote:Almost posted the winner of the Spanish G.P,but stopped myself in case anyone wants to watch later,



    Reg,   What are you doing today?? - Page 23 3318427985 What are you doing today?? - Page 23 1554180325
    Well done Bill. Cam normally fecks it up for me  What are you doing today?? - Page 23 3025408739
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 15 May 2017 - 7:17

    Hard to say yet What are you doing today?? - Page 23 3275847336
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    Post by Adam Mint Mon 15 May 2017 - 15:01

    Adam Mint wrote:
    Mcqueen wrote:
    Campbell Brodie wrote:Just about broke my thumb trying to switch the bedside light on...I'd been pushing the feckin' earth screw! What are you doing today?? - Page 23 3025408739
    sat in the car waiting for Janet thought i would peel an orange, i throw the peel in the hedge because it breaks down eventualy, so i then proceed to throw the orange and kept the peel What are you doing today?? - Page 23 1498946960 feck me What are you doing today?? - Page 23 3025408739

    Be warned Reg, recall reading someone was fined for throwing an apple core or a banana skin in to the base of a hedgerow or something, they argued what they threw away would be eaten/breakdown, they were still fined for littering...

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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 15 May 2017 - 18:45

    I keep my eyes peeled   What are you doing today?? - Page 23 2419626307
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 15 May 2017 - 18:54

    Maybe its me, maybe its a state of mind i'm in lately, What are you doing today?? - Page 23 1498946960
    Today i breezed into the local 4x4 centre and said to the parts guy who i have dealt with before "I have a list of items i would like you to get me before i get a migrain trawling the internet,
    handed over the list with 32 parts required, he read down it and said i dont have the time or energy to do that, plus i dont know if you would would want them when they get here,
    So i slapped down a large amount of pounds sterling on the counter and said why would i not want them What are you doing today?? - Page 23 2419626307 sorry i thought this was a parts counter,  What are you doing today?? - Page 23 3275847336 he shook his head and said sorry,
    so back on the net and found a place that took the full order and said i will send what i have in stock and source the rest, feck me whats up with everybody What are you doing today?? - Page 23 878948377 Or is it me, maybe
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    Post by 3rdforum Mon 15 May 2017 - 22:04

    Today, I landed a job with the biggest property management company in galway. They have a full time painter who is snowed under at the moment. Last Friday I tendered to paint a 2 bed apartment. Turns out, the lad helping me also tendered for the same apt. He came in 30 euro less than me but i still got it What are you doing today?? - Page 23 3025408739 . I'm hoping that i will be back up to the current full time painter. Maybe he'll get hit on the head by a ladder What are you doing today?? - Page 23 878948377
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    Post by Adam Mint Mon 15 May 2017 - 22:22

    I get a phone call one morning saying a lad at one of our depots has broke a bone or two, pisses me off that the paperwork, inconsiderate twat, so I say don't touch anything I'll be there in an hour or two to investigate and do the paperwork, I arrive, he's had a ladder against the side of a 40 foot trailer changing a high corner light bulb, pissed myself laughing when I viewed the scene, he's got a ladder against the side of the trailer, obviously set the base of the ladder to far out so it slips,,, funny bit, ten finger marks right down the dirt on the side of the trailer where he'd tried to get a grip, looked like something out of Tom and Jerry...

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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 16 May 2017 - 7:58

    What are you doing today?? - Page 23 3025408739 Love to have seen that, If i start on the utube i'm lost for an hour or 2
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    Post by Adam Mint Tue 16 May 2017 - 15:07

    Yip, just type in "funny fails" and your off, mind you some of them ain't funny, poor eejits in them must almost be dead...

    Another bunch I watch are the car/truck crash ones, since dash cameras came out there are now loads of these, puts you off the thought of driving some of them,,, and as for driving in Russia, no, they're mental...
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    Post by Topdog Tue 16 May 2017 - 15:15

    There was one of a German guy with a catapult shooting at Champagne bottles and one shot bounces back and buries in his head.
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    Post by Topdog Tue 16 May 2017 - 15:18

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    Post by Adam Mint Tue 16 May 2017 - 15:56

    Topdog wrote:There was one of a German guy with a catapult shooting at Champagne bottles and one shot bounces back and buries in his head.

    Is that the one where the guy is so far up his own arse, makes his own specialised catapults etc, went on and on about it then twats himself...

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    Post by Adam Mint Tue 16 May 2017 - 16:04

    Topdog wrote:

    Feckin hell, never mind the imact if the wheel on the back of his head do you see the speed his face hit the ground,,, ouch, be lucky if he survived that...
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 16 May 2017 - 16:49

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