Get him to wallpaper it with woodchip. Its coming back into fashion dont you know?
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What are you doing today??
Perfectspecimen-
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Mcqueen-
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Why are you boarding it again 
3 layers is heavy 
3 layers is heavy 
zdeekie-
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Can’t believe you lot you make me laugh 
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zdeekie-
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3rdforum wrote:I stuck up the following post on one of the Tenerife FB pages. Most people got a laugh from it but Jeez, a couple of them need to have a root around in the attic to find where they packed away their sense of humour
I'm going back to the rock in 53 days. I'd just like to point out
[*]I don't care if it's cloudy
[*]I dont care if its raining
[*]I dont care if the taxi man adds on "the extra charge"
[*]I don't care if the airport is busy
[*]I dont care if there is a queue at the car hire desk
[*]I dont care if there is building work going on at my hotel
[*]I dont care if the swimming pool is cold
[*]I don't care if 50 lookie lookie men approach me each night
[*]I don't care that the Chinese lady will be selling flashy things with bright lights that break after a day
[*]I don't care about the current exchange rate
[*]I dont care what the weather will be like next week, month or year
I cant control any of the above. What i do care about is having a chill out time, meeting up with some good friends, some good food, some good beer, some good entertainment and a lot of good laughs
It will be all the ones that think they own the island I bet
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Today Mathew it's been Blackpool, arrived last night, here two days, Sharon's work innit, so today it was pissing down so I jump a tram to Fleetwood, done the museum there which is mainly dedicated to the fishing industry which I have an interest in,,, I also continued my world tour of Weatherspoons,,, had lunch there, a very nice place [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] ,also cheapest I've been in, Fosters£2:36 a pint, Weatherspoons Manchester it's £3:65 apart from a Monday when it's on special offer at £2:25, wonder what I'll do tomorrow if it's raining...
Campbell Brodie-
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We're back. Ceiling is still drying out but it looks OK, he'll be back to paint it in a few days. 
Mcqueen-
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There is a stabilizing solution for new plaster that needs to go on before the paint, ask Dermot 
same with new render and the reason half of Tenerife is peeling
same with new render and the reason half of Tenerife is peeling
Campbell Brodie-
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I'll mention it to him...he'll probably ask me if I taught my granny to suck eggs!
Campbell Brodie-
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Just fixed my next door neighbours hedge trimmer. She cut the cable in half. Tied a reef knot in it and stuck a chocolate bar on, changed fuse and Bob's yer uncle!
Mcqueen-
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Going out for fathers day lunch later, this morning i dont know yet
Mcqueen-
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Walked to los Chris to see accountant to see what taxes and fees I have to pay to swop apartments. She taps away on her calculator,,,,, 180.000 euros Wtf, new way of fleecing people she says and if you try to avoid it they will turn up in the UK FMR I would be out of intensive care later today, and the cost is not tax deductible
Wtf, new way of fleecing people she says and if you try to avoid it they will turn up in the UK FMR I would be out of intensive care later today, and the cost is not tax deductible
Campbell Brodie-
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Mcqueen wrote:Walked to los Chris to see accountant to see what taxes and fees I have to pay to swop apartments. She taps away on her calculator,,,,, 180.000 euros
Is that €180K? FFS! Are you buying a new one as well?
3rdforum-
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Swapping apartments? what are you up to now?Mcqueen wrote:Walked to los Chris to see accountant to see what taxes and fees I have to pay to swop apartments. She taps away on her calculator,,,,, 180.000 euros
Campbell Brodie-
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Me and Trish are off out for a drink! Haven't done this for years... 
3rdforum-
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Yes I remember
Mcqueen-
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Selling 2 and buying 1, the estate agent thinks he's getting 5% of one point 4 million euros if he he swings the 3 deals, he Aint he's getting 4% for selling 2, I ain't told him that yet, he made the mistake of calling me Del boy3rdforum wrote:Swapping apartments? what are you up to now?Mcqueen wrote:Walked to los Chris to see accountant to see what taxes and fees I have to pay to swop apartments. She taps away on her calculator,,,,, 180.000 euros
it may not happen yet anyway
Campbell Brodie-
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Are you leaving TRG? I know, I'm a nosey fecker...
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We're back! I had 2 ciders, Mermaid had a peach schnapps and lemonade, I think we're drunk!
Perfectspecimen-
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Had haircut, cut the grass. We are all off to Tenerife Friday. 14 days, I will get bored.
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Pish HeidsCampbell Brodie wrote:We're back! I had 2 ciders, Mermaid had a peach schnapps and lemonade, I think we're drunk!
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NoCampbell Brodie wrote:Are you leaving TRG? I know, I'm a nosey fecker...
and we won't need a removal van, it's a lot to ask for but you can't go forward standing still
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My youngest wee girl walking up and doon Ben Nevis tomorrow hope the weather stays good for them we may go up tonight stay over and see them off first thing tomorrow
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Zara-Dee flew up last night to stay for the weekend so looking forward to having a good one x
Campbell Brodie-
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angusjim wrote:My youngest wee girl walking up and doon Ben Nevis tomorrow hope the weather stays good for them we may go up tonight stay over and see them off first thing tomorrow
