What are you doing today??

The Lone Ranger wrote:We're off out for a run in the car

Ours is a posh one it has wheels

Ive seen plenty like that when somebody has robbed the wheels, And if somebody comes up with a device to rob petrol out of cars quick they will make a fortune, Not easy anymore sticking a rubber hose down the filler neck,
And another great plan would be to convert cars to three wheelers, Whip the back axle out and stick a conversion to one rear wheel, Most cars are front wheel drive so would be a doddle, Cheap road tax then, Morgan have a new three wheeler out, £30k ish ,

we went for a drive in the car. Stopped off at a selection of shops and as usual LR found something to buy. Well in fact a few things. I got a £5.00 underskirt . Then we had to have lunch so stopped at our favorite place.

A man needs plenty of items in stock, We are the ones who blazed a trail across continents, Just so we could see if the grass is greener on the other side, It is,

Yeah, that and the fact I find it extremely difficult to find trousers in a 30" waist and 29" leg. So when I do find them, I get 2 or 3 pairs.

M&S, Black ones, I use them for work, Think they do Denim too, And a bonus for the scottish, There not expensive,
Blue Harbour there called, I get 3 at a time when the old ones start to fade,

Mcqueen wrote:M&S, Black ones, I use them for work, Think they do Denim too, And a bonus for the scottish, There not expensive,
Blue Harbour there called, I get 3 at a time when the old ones start to fade,

I've got some of them Blue Harbour doodahs Reg, it's the leg size, 29" they sell out quick. Plenty of 30" waist and 33" leg (far too long), then you see a 44" waist with a 29" leg...does my head in. Anyway been to Asda and got a few bits and bobs just to keep us going for a week BEFORE WE GO ON OUR JOLLIES!!!!

YeeHaaa!!!

30"waist and 29"leg is whats known as a 30 stub acording to our Toby who use to be manager of the Levi shop in leeds, The staff watched people coming up the esculator and ghessed what size they were, The one with the most points didnt have to make tea,

Mcqueen wrote:30"waist and 29"leg is whats known as a 30 stub acording to our Toby who use to be manager of the Levi shop in leeds, The staff watched people coming up the esculator and ghessed what size they were, The one with the most points didnt have to make tea,

It was worse 10 years ago! I was still a 28" waist then. Nightmare trying to find trousers to fit. Used to buy the 30" waists out of Burtons and use their fitting services, added another tenner to the price though

Been to the railway station and picked up the southern punter, He's gone off south now happy as larry, Got back to base to face a barrage of questions from Janet who is doing the property books, Then her friend arrived to park because her daughter is a cheer leader for Leeds Rhinos, so house full of kids all wanting a pee etc, ,
So its only just gone quiet,

Mcqueen wrote:Been to the railway station and picked up the southern punter, He's gone off south now happy as larry, Got back to base to face a barrage of questions from Janet who is doing the property books, Then her friend arrived to park because her daughter is a cheer leader for Leeds Rhinos, so house full of kids all wanting a pee etc, ,
So its only just gone quiet,

Must be great being so popular...

I can feel a war film or cowboy coming on, Burnt out i am

Mcqueen wrote:I can feel a war film or cowboy coming on, Burnt out i am

If you've got "Once Upon A Time In The West", stick that on...superb!
Here's part of the soundtrack...

Finishing work off, Haircut tomorro - Wont take long, Got my medication today, Charge camera and i pod, Ready for friday morning kick off, 2 more sleeps, Lets rock,

I get my hair done tomorrow. 5 more sleeps for me

I got my haircut last week. I don't like new haircuts, prefer a couple of weeks growth so it falls forward and keeps the sun out of my eyes...

The Lone Ranger wrote:I got my haircut last week. I don't like new haircuts, prefer a couple of weeks growth so it falls forward and keeps the sun out of my eyes...

Yeh, Ive got eye's in the back of my head too, For some reason mine grows really fast on the sides, so i end up looking like Ken Dodd,

I may get a haircut if I have time, its not gone wavy yet. Last time I was out on t'rock bloke came up to the bar next to me, at least 60 he was, Must have just discovered the gel stuff, woo woo spike your hair as someone would say. Well, couldn't contain myself, just burst out laughing. Good job he was about Kevs size..........

Went to look at a VW Transporter Crew Van. Nice and shiny. Brother in law discovered it had been on fire at some stage and was resprayed. bloke selling it denied any knowledge. Walked away from it.

3rdforum wrote:Went to look at a VW Transporter Crew Van. Nice and shiny. Brother in law discovered it had been on fire at some stage and was resprayed. bloke selling it denied any knowledge. Walked away from it.

Mmm, Nice van, T4 or T5, known as a kombi i think, One here Dermot, Black with black leather seats, LWB T5,
Chrome side bars and all that stuff, He wants £16k for it, This mans a nutter for VW's Bought a black Passat of him last year, Same colour scheme, , Just no profit in the van for me,

Just back from taking Mermaid to hospital for her regular mammogram x-ray, went to Asda and spent £91 on messages (groceries to you sassenachs), just to keep the pantry and fridge full. Back home and logged on.

If its Friday it must be Morrison's.

innit wrote:If its Friday it must be Morrison's.

Nah, he's still in Tenerife. Doesn't leave 'til about 3 o'clock...

I've been chillin

i have hardly sat down today. Walked to dentist and got filling repaired,Walked back and then got driven to the hospital for a xray. I have just sat down for a cuppa and then will have to do some chores. A woman's work is never done.