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    What are you doing today??

    Mermaid
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    Scotland Female Posts : 10439
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    Post by Mermaid Tue 5 Jun 2012 - 16:53

    Went for a drive in the car,Stopped for lunch very nice.
    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 5 Jun 2012 - 17:13

    Mermaid wrote:Went for a drive in the car,Stopped for lunch very nice.

    She really makes it come alive, doesn't she? What are you doing today?? - Page 24 3025408739 What are you doing today?? - Page 24 3025408739 We went towards Dundee but the TA traffic announcer thing came on the radio and told us the Tay bridge was down to one lane going north so we turned left just before the bridge and went down the South side of the River Tay...
    Here's a picture of the Tay Rail Bridge showing the remains of the old piers when the bridge collapsed in 1879 (Tay Bridge Disaster)

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    Here's a piccy of Dundee from the south shore...

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    We then continued along the Tay and went into an organic farm shop for a gander...some nice stuff in there, but we decided to eat further on. Had a lovely meal, Mermaid Had Macaroni and chips, while I went a wee bit more upmarket and had steamed salmon. Lovely. Back in the car and took her to a small reservoir I knew about but had never visited and had a nice chat with an angler who was fly-fishing.
    Saw this wee toad under an old rusty wheel-barrow...

    What are you doing today?? - Page 24 Imgp2013

    After that we popped in to Dobbie's garden center where I bought a pair of pruning shears and a little ornamental Bluetit, 'cos Mermaid knocked the last one onto the mono-blocks and broke it... What are you doing today?? - Page 24 16779677. Now back home and having a coffee...
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 5 Jun 2012 - 18:07

    You had a better day than me, I decided last night that i had an hard wear problem What are you doing today?? - Page 24 871748619, So i set to and and followed the cables back to the phone line, Checked every connection and sure enough came across a junction box that didnt look too clever, now as most of you know bt colours are red white green and blue, This lot was all wrapped round each other, so i cut back to fresh and started again, Bingo it came alive, Although this forum is still slow to load pages, but thats a soft wear problem, Nothing i can do about that, Its this budget set up we are on, Not enough something or other, While i had my electricians head on i went to Maplins for a remote door bell, Being a bit deaf people have to ring me from my own drive, I got one that sounds like a dog barking, Janet said i'm barking ?,
    Cheeky mare, Then i was in the garage with a miss firing Toyota Yaris, I will wait until its dark and see if a coil is arking out somewhere, See it better when its pitch black What are you doing today?? - Page 24 2419626307
    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Tue 5 Jun 2012 - 18:34

    Green to Blue, Blue to Brown, BLEW TO BITS.
    Perfectspecimen
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 5 Jun 2012 - 19:35

    Make sure you shut the garage door Reg, dont want moonlight getting in.
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    Post by Topdog Tue 5 Jun 2012 - 19:48

    Make sure you leave a note. :puzzled:
    Perfectspecimen
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 5 Jun 2012 - 20:03

    Just walked the dog and the little piggies have gone, What are you doing today?? - Page 24 2419626307 guess they'll beWhat are you doing today?? - Page 24 1475381166 by now.
    pollye
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    UK Female Posts : 38
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    Post by pollye Tue 5 Jun 2012 - 21:17

    OH and I went to Falmouth for the day despite it persisting down.
    £20 petrol
    £5 Park and Ride
    £21 Maritime museum
    £23 2 x Fish chips and mushy peas, tea and coffee (sit down)
    Drove to the Lizard.
    £1 car park
    £12.70 Knickerbocker glory, plain ice cream with clotted cream on top, tea and coffee.
    £1.50 Toll bridge at Saltash
    £5 Tips
    Total over £90! Too feckin late in the day to add it up properly.
    FFS how does family of four afford to go out for the day in Cornwall? Believe me a lot of families were doing it because it was too wet for the beach. No wonder all inc. holidays abroad are so popular.
    Mind you we enjoyed it! Will have to go work the streets tomoz to pay for it! May be gone for some time! What are you doing today?? - Page 24 1003453391
    Cruella de Vil
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    Spain Female Posts : 3067
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    Post by Cruella de Vil Tue 5 Jun 2012 - 21:22

    You clearly ate too much What are you doing today?? - Page 24 871748619
    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog Tue 5 Jun 2012 - 21:46

    Cruella de Vil wrote:You clearly ate too much What are you doing today?? - Page 24 871748619
    I lived in Falmouth for 6 months, years back, lovely place.
    pollye
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    UK Female Posts : 38
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    Post by pollye Tue 5 Jun 2012 - 21:47

    Cruella de Vil wrote:You clearly ate too much What are you doing today?? - Page 24 871748619

    Piffle! :fat:
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    Post by 3rdforum Tue 5 Jun 2012 - 22:04

    The Lone Ranger wrote:
    Mermaid wrote:Went for a drive in the car,Stopped for lunch very nice.

    She really makes it come alive, doesn't she? What are you doing today?? - Page 24 3025408739 What are you doing today?? - Page 24 3025408739 We went towards Dundee but the TA traffic announcer thing came on the radio and told us the Tay bridge was down to one lane going north so we turned left just before the bridge and went down the South side of the River Tay...
    Here's a picture of the Tay Rail Bridge showing the remains of the old piers when the bridge collapsed in 1879 (Tay Bridge Disaster)

    What are you doing today?? - Page 24 Tay_br10

    Here's a piccy of Dundee from the south shore...

    What are you doing today?? - Page 24 Imgp2014



    We then continued along the Tay and went into an organic farm shop for a gander...some nice stuff in there, but we decided to eat further on. Had a lovely meal, Mermaid Had Macaroni and chips, while I went a wee bit more upmarket and had steamed salmon. Lovely. Back in the car and took her to a small reservoir I knew about but had never visited and had a nice chat with an angler who was fly-fishing.
    Saw this wee toad under an old rusty wheel-barrow...

    What are you doing today?? - Page 24 Imgp2013

    After that we popped in to Dobbie's garden center where I bought a pair of pruning shears and a little ornamental Bluetit, 'cos Mermaid knocked the last one onto the mono-blocks and broke it... What are you doing today?? - Page 24 16779677. Now back home and having a coffee...

    What are mono-blocks? The only thing I know of is a type of speaker??
    Adam Mint
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    Scotland Male Posts : 23101
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 6 Jun 2012 - 2:20


    Got in to an argument discussion in the local one night over who wrote a poem, got Grieve and Topaz mixed up, had to buy an Englishman a pint after we checked it out, Alas! I am very sorry to say.........

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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 6 Jun 2012 - 2:35

    3rdforum wrote:quote]

    What are mono-blocks? The only thing I know of is a type of speaker??

    Mono-block can refer to:


    • A type of air conditioner
    • A monoblock LNB
    • A mono hi-fi power amplifier
    • In photography, another name for a monolight, a type of electronic flash with the electronics in the head, as opposed to a pack-and-head system
    • A type of concrete paving stone used for driveways and hard standing

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    My moneys on air con, you fecking need that in a Scottish garden...



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    Sorry, wrong whatsit...

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    Mermaid
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    Post by Mermaid Wed 6 Jun 2012 - 8:31

    this is Monoblock paving.I dropped the thing on this.Well actually it fell off its perch
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    3rdforum
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22953
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    Post by 3rdforum Wed 6 Jun 2012 - 9:34

    We just call those paving blocks/bricks
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 6 Jun 2012 - 10:43

    Block Paving in England, Pain in the arse it is,
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    Post by Topdog Wed 6 Jun 2012 - 17:19

    2 Canary's sat on a Perch and one said "can you smell fish"
    Perfectspecimen
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Wed 6 Jun 2012 - 19:14

    Block paving that is, when they cant nick any tarmac Mr Gypsy will lay it. Badly.
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    Post by Gypsy Wed 6 Jun 2012 - 19:56

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Block paving that is, when they cant nick any tarmac Mr Gypsy will lay it. Badly.

    I'll have you know that if Mr Gypsy laid it it would be a perfect job he's brilliant at all that sort of stuff :sulk2:
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 6 Jun 2012 - 19:58

    And it's called monoblocking What are you doing today?? - Page 24 871748619
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 6 Jun 2012 - 21:16

    Adams Quiz



    What did Tit smash her Mermaid on:-

    Paving blocks/bricks

    Block Paving

    Monoblocking

    Or all of these





    Edit by Adam Mint two times at 21:17 & 21:30 reason:- made a tit of it.

    What did Mermaid smash her Tit on:-

    Paving blocks/bricks

    Block Paving

    Monoblocking

    Or all of these


    Last edited by Adam Mint on Wed 6 Jun 2012 - 21:30; edited 2 times in total
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    Post by Topdog Wed 6 Jun 2012 - 21:19

    Neither, Cam is Fine What are you doing today?? - Page 24 3025408739
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Wed 6 Jun 2012 - 21:39

    If you look at Mermaids picture you will see it is a pair of blue-ringed tits. Very rare up in the highlands.
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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 8 Jun 2012 - 17:15

    Well, I dont like to go on as you know, But this afternoon i was duped into wasting 4 hours of my life, A well spoken man rang and said i have a certain car and i would like yours can we do a deal. So not being one to let the grass grow i was off in hot pursuit of this guys wallet, He said he couldnt leave the house at the moment and would be ever so gratefull if i could breeze over and swop, Gets to Hallifax and this big stone house and knocked on the door, Feck me what answered Yes one of them complete with beard and pyjamas, Might heart sank, As soon as he started talking his mood had changed, What he wanted and what he didnt want, What are you doing today?? - Page 24 1498946960, I knew i was going to walk,
    So i listened for 10 minutes and said you sir are wasting my time i'm off, Dont anybody ever say i'm a bigot or whatever, You really want to be in my shoes for a week and see what the hell go's on in the real world, To say i'm boiling mad is an understatement, Where can i get an early warning device because they are speaking better english than me. What are you doing today?? - Page 24 16779677, Messing Bassa's

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