What are you doing today??

Mcqueen wrote:Tip logs been and gone, Got him to drop Janet in town saves me going out,

Did he have a shooftie at your pc? Has he got it running like a sweetie?

I already sorted it, Dodgy wires in junction box innit, Running strong now, I thought you knew that ,

Mcqueen wrote:Tip logs been and gone, Got him to drop Janet in town saves me going out,

did he have his fancy shoes on

Cruella de Vil wrote:Pete took Miss Mouse to the vet to have her put down and the vet said NO! put her on a drip and see if she recovers, phoned just now and she is eating, drinking and been to the loo. However we feel it's just delaying the inevitable and we will probably have a huge vet bill. What do you think?

Oh dear, think your vet is playing on your feelings. You had decided what was best for her and then he turns it on its head so you then feel guilty. I think you are right, just bleeding your for more money. I hope she goes peacefully in her sleep but I really don't think it will be long, she hasnt been well for a while.

You and Pete know what is best for her not some vet who is looking at his bottom line. I am sure if you take her back you will know exactly when and why cos your are her mum and dad xxx

Thanks Gypsy, have the name of a vet in Las Gallatas who does not ask questions. I can see a big bill coming on here

Mermaid wrote:


did he have his fancy shoes on

No he had built up trainers on,

Mcqueen wrote:




No he had built up trainers on,

So did that make him taller than the skirting?

Cruella de Vil wrote:Thanks Gypsy, have the name of a vet in Las Gallatas who does not ask questions. I can see a big bill coming on here

My two girls in Costa del Silencio would also do what the owner wanted as they generally know what is best. If you get stuck let me know and I will give you Valerie and Florence's number

Gypsy wrote:

My two girls in Costa del Silencio would also do what the owner wanted as they generally know what is best. If you get stuck let me know and I will give you Valerie and Florence's number

Thanks Gypsy

Check the spleen, if a growth, sorry but no chance, if just inflamation of spleen it could be v12.

Went to see Max Branning stand in today, Alexander McQueer. Some bloke came to the door said he didn't want to start anything, no jump leads.
Janet asked for a lift as she didn't trust Max lookalike in case he got a bit Hyper. Real reason was she ask to be dropped at some Lap Dancing club, where some bloke said "Hi Lolita what time you dancing".
Said we can meet in Sussex next week when the Festival of speed is on, not as good as the festival of Heroin.

What about this then, Last night i was really double diabetic tired so i txt Janet have you got your key i'm off to bed because she had gone out on a works do, No answer so blox i thought i'l leave the door open, i put the porch camera on that has sound too, I'l hear the silly sod trying to get in, I must have nodded off because all of a sudden somebody is shaking me say in "Reg its Hazel" Now i know i can pull the women but this is ridiculous, Strange women in my bedroom without an invitation , Anyway my small black briefs were straining at the elastic ,"Reg i brought Janet home she's a little bit worse for wear", Damn my fantasy was shattered, My briefs immedietly had more Fred astair (Ball room ) than two minutes ago, I then had to get up and see to Janet who was locked in the bathroom, I saw Hazel to her taxi , locked up and went back to bed, I left Janet in the carsie probably fast asleep,
No point doing anything else ive been there before, Once we was on a campsite in the camper van and there was a disco on, We went and i showed the crowd some body popping moves, I think they were impressed because everybody was pointing at me, Anyway Janet got blind drunk and vanished somewere, So i went in the lady's and listened for noises coming from a cubicle, Sure enough snoring away she was, I popped my head over the top and she had rolled off the toilet and was face down in the corner curled up with the bog brush, Pants round her ankles Arse in the air, Now a lot of blokes would take advantage of the sitation and give her a quick scuttle from behind,
Not me i like a bit of interaction, So i left her looking like a good place to park your bicycle, About 3 am she came back to the camper and was trying to sneak in without making a noise, She had forgot this new camper had whats called soft door closure, You move the sliding door along a bit and a motor takes over and closes it for your, (No door slaming to do) Anyway she had her fingers in the wrong place and the door had trapped them, She was trying to open it and couldnt reach, So i had to get up and untrap her, I didnt say anything its pointless talking to somebody who is drunk, I just gave her my best Lionel Blair and went back to bed, She curled up on the floor, Silly cow,

Mcqueen wrote:What about this then, Last night i was really double diabetic tired so i txt Janet have you got your key i'm off to bed because she had gone out on a works do, No answer so blox i thought i'l leave the door open, i put the porch camera on that has sound too, I'l hear the silly sod trying to get in, I must have nodded off because all of a sudden somebody is shaking me say in "Reg its Hazel" Now i know i can pull the women but this is ridiculous, Strange women in my bedroom without an invitation , Anyway my small black briefs were straining at the elastic ,"Reg i brought Janet home she's a little bit worse for wear", Damn my fantasy was shattered, My briefs immedietly had more Fred astair (Ball room ) than two minutes ago, I then had to get up and see to Janet who was locked in the bathroom, I saw Hazel to her taxi , locked up and went back to bed, I left Janet in the carsie probably fast asleep,
No point doing anything else ive been there before, Once we was on a campsite in the camper van and there was a disco on, We went and i showed the crowd some body popping moves, I think they were impressed because everybody was pointing at me, Anyway Janet got blind drunk and vanished somewere, So i went in the lady's and listened for noises coming from a cubicle, Sure enough snoring away she was, I popped my head over the top and she had rolled off the toilet and was face down in the corner curled up with the bog brush, Pants round her ankles Arse in the air, Now a lot of blokes would take advantage of the sitation and give her a quick scuttle from behind,
Not me i like a bit of interaction, So i left her looking like a good place to park your bicycle, About 3 am she came back to the camper and was trying to sneak in without making a noise, She had forgot this new camper had whats called soft door closure, You move the sliding door along a bit and a motor takes over and closes it for your, (No door slaming to do) Anyway she had her fingers in the wrong place and the door had trapped them, She was trying to open it and couldnt reach, So i had to get up and untrap her, I didnt say anything its pointless talking to somebody who is drunk, I just gave her my best Lionel Blair and went back to bed, She curled up on the floor, Silly cow,

You could make a living out of story telling mate...classic.

oh poor Janet and you left her. I am still laughing and the tears are flowing. Your stories get better and better. Hope Janet has not got a hellish hangover today

Very funny, loved it.

Thats cheered me up no end!

Jeez Reg, I've got tears in my eyes laughing so much!

Funny part is its all true, Fancy being woken up by a part pissed female in your own bedroom, "Reg Reg its Hazel" Eh What Whats going on , I never said a word to Janet this morning, Wait until she go's back to work, Hazel - Your Reg looked starteld when i woke him up, EH Yeh poor bugger didnt know what was going on, Women eh,

Cracking,

Right, I'm off to Asda with Mermaid

work

Booking next years holidays - almost finished, just got to see if I need to book flights for my kids as well !!!

back from shopping have put it all away now. Wonder what I can do now

No kids, so been getting the caravan ready, Janet has 3 cupboards of hair dryers, straighteners, creams , creams to take creams off, Mirrors, tweezers, , What you playing at women, Well you dont know who you will bump into ?,
More new pans this morning, inside floor mat, outside floor mat, Caravans on its backside and we havent put clothes in, Or 30 pairs of shoes, Morrisons thursday night, It will never get off the ground,