What are you doing today??

Mcqueen wrote:I asked for no press, so it wouldnt be fair if i got my cannon out   

Think you would be arrested if you did that at a kids sports day.  

  Sack race, Reg will need two, one over his head.

Well the sports day went well, I felt like a celeb when i turned up because all the women turned round to see what all the fuss was, the kids had whipped the crowd up in to a frenzy,
So i entered the bean bag race with Lex and we breezed a win, somebody shouted foul because some of the others tripped over something   anyway sod em the clumsy little gits,
I was almost blinded by the camera flashes too but its something you get used to,
I felt a bit awkward sat with the kids on the gym mats when all the other grown ups was on the benches but thats what Lex wanted, bonus was we had pop and sandwiches, grown ups got bugger all.
The teachers seemed quite pleased with the day and couldnt wait to wave us off - well me really, i think they felt out of it because the kids wanted me to stay and pull funny faces, but i said i had to leave because i had an empire to run, well a corsa with a serious oil leak, so alls well then,
I havent had as much fun as that in a long time, i wonder if i could go back full time, and pay attention this time round,   no chance,

Bugger that! You'd have to sit your 11 plus all over again!  

Didn't have to do much to pull a funny face. Well done Reg, good show old bean(bag), more like Mr Bean with a bag.

Sounds really good fun. You can go back at Christmas and play Santa, I know a man who can give tips on that !!

well done and you are such a good sport to sit with Lexie.It is wonderful having grandchildren as you can act like a child again  

Gypsy

Sounds really good fun.  You can go back at Christmas and play Santa, I know a man who can give tips on that !!

More me Widow T. Wanky

It'll be the rear main...

Adam Mint wrote:It'll be the rear main...

Nah, Oil pressure switch, doddle and i got a kiss because she thought it was a gonner,

off for resedentia have a nice day

Neighbour and dibble been to check my cctv, 4,30 am some low life broke in and pinched his lap top and man bag, when i say broke in i mean he left his patio open  can see the guy running off down the road, but dibble wont make anything out of that,

It was dark and you could still see him 

I saw him here is a photofit I made so if you recognise him tell the police

Is that a laptop bag?

The guy looked like the banjo player out of deliverance, Probably on drugs as usual, 6st wet through, 30 year old, Must be a newbie (No gloves) streets been full of dibble all day, van load arrived to give out leaflets ?????, Young one said to me" have you seen anything" "Yes i said i saw his face and what he was wearing" Well he nearly wet himself, "Really" Yes heres a print out of him" Blimey i thought God help us, Who's God, Doe's it matter, more chance of catching a cold, What a shower of shite the great British Police are, So we know what he looks like but dont approach him, let him get away its safer, Now if you had parked in our street then thats a different matter, hands up give us your money, Feck right off you not fit for purpose person,

limp wrist and white, look in Sussex

Tomorro i will have a black eye, i picked up the hoover next door to move it out of the way, i got hold of the wrong bit, it came away and i stabbed myself in the eye with the pipe, Bassa,
I saw stars, a lesser man would be in hospital but i shrugged it off. i have a cut on the side of my nose, Janet said who hit you, ?? what is she thinking ?, Anyway its been a funny sort of day,
The highlight being a refund down at Costco, I bought a K2 Karcher and i should have bought a K5 delux with the quick release pipes  You watch they will bring out a K6,  

Mcqueen wrote:Tomorro i will have a black eye, i picked up the hoover next door to move it out of the way, i got hold of the wrong bit, it came away and i stabbed myself in the eye with the pipe, Bassa,
I saw stars, a lesser man would be in hospital but i shrugged it off. i have a cut on the side of my nose, Janet said who hit you, ?? what is she thinking ?, Anyway its been a funny sort of day,
The highlight being a refund down at Costco, I bought a K2 Karcher and i should have bought a K5 delux with the quick release pipes   You watch they will bring out a K6,  

Here's K9...

Hot and cold ears  

Mcqueen wrote:Tomorro i will have a black eye, i picked up the hoover next door to move it out of the way, i got hold of the wrong bit, it came away and i stabbed myself in the eye with the pipe, Bassa,
I saw stars, a lesser man would be in hospital but i shrugged it off. i have a cut on the side of my nose, Janet said who hit you, ?? what is she thinking ?, Anyway its been a funny sort of day,
The highlight being a refund down at Costco, I bought a K2 Karcher and i should have bought a K5 delux with the quick release pipes   You watch they will bring out a K6,  

After having a laugh at your accident,  I do hope your eye will not be to colorful.

I've had a shite day too, went to a shed and key wouldnt open the door. On close inspection I can see someones been tampering with it. Took me about 10 seconds to break in and spent ages trying to fix it but all to no avail. Padlock and hasp on it now so even less secure. Then I noticed a damaged chisel in my garage...........Both kids deny all knowledge but the evidence is there.

I had a shit day too, 2+1/2 hours in police station and 40 mins in bank, still got to go back in morning as guy gave me the wrong form to fill in, still 20 mins should sort it.
Stick a bit of chic ken on your eye and eat a steak.

I am now a resident.

Yeah good for you, now you can get your cheap travel and take Amelia to all the tourist attractions at residents rates.

I went to the doctors and it was fine.  I will sit down tonight and write about it but whereas Karen is tiny and a redhead (well sometimes, sometimes blonde, sometimes au natural) the new lady doctor is tall with long blonde hair probably early 30s.  I thought she needs Reg to register here then she'll do OK.