What are you doing today??

Hey up, Vince Vanhooganstraton,   Is he still alive  

Yeah he lives with Mughabe most of the time, local boy to me for years, mates who worked for him.

Walk the dog in a minute then the pressure washers coming out, dont mind if I get wet even. 
Ponced a lift with Roy to Norwich Airport on Monday so that leg is sorted. Thetrainline.com is where I get my rail tickets. Now can you believe this..........Long Eaton near East Midlands Airport to Norwich costs £8, but to March which the train passes through it costs nearly 3 times as much! Consequently I will buy the £8 ticket and get off half way and Patsy can pick me up on her way home from work.   Absolutely crazy innit. 
Always think outside the box. 

I had to do a one way train journey recently, didn’t have access to a computer at the time so just turned up at station, says to guy in ticket office “one way ticket to Aberdeen”, guy says “it’s a fiver cheaper for a return ticket”...
 

Just beggars belief. Buy one, get your money back sounds like a good plan..........

I meant sell one of the tickets but never mind..........

Todays agenda: A bit of work, some food shopping, then pub by 6pm and watch our ladies in the Euro footie comp. Think Cru will be secretly watching............First its walk the dog time, bit late today so hes barking to remind me.

 
Perfect weather for a spot of dogging innit. 

Just had the hose out and gave the garden a good watering before the hose ban kicks in... 

Must be getting on for a week since i had my hose out  

Mcqueen wrote:Must be getting on for a week since i had my hose out  

Oooh! Everything will be dangling then!  

  Aint checked Yet  

Bought a 60 year old car from California, breezed in the bank all confident to transfer the money,
Err Reg you aint got enough said Lisa my favourite girl in the Bank ? (She's the only woman that understands me) " I'l be back as Arnie would say" Shot home unparceled a few and went back in,
Lisa just shook her head, One day you will go to the docks and what you thought should be there wont be,  , Your mental,  

c'mon Reg more info on car.

Topdog wrote:c'mon Reg more info on car.

Nah, Not until it lands here, Might jinx the job

Batmobile innit...

Elvis car

Wait  

Terry Waits car

Morning all, went out and met some old friends last night. Juba been trying it on again, this time on facebook. Says he has a denuncia on me, for what I wonder. The man is a Cyber Bully and needs to grow a pair. 
Got Pickle today so where to go?

She'll be happy playing on the beach with the sea to paddle in...

Yeah probably the right idea, may go to the pool at Los Gig, she loves it there.

Juba's a sad git, ignore him, that winds him right up, Shit for brains  

you will be on his hit list now Reg,

Was out last night had a fab meal in Los Cris.  No doubt you will all hear about it soon.  In the meantime have to go and collect my newly fixed laptop and drop this one in so they can replace the lid - buggered by the heat and won't close has two big cracks across the top!!!

Buggered and two big cracks in the same sentence. Hmmm, thought police will be taking notes.  


As for Juba if he lives in Tenerife perhaps he would like to come along to LazyDaze on Monday evening and we can have an adult chat on the subject. Of course, he wont. If he puts a 200€ note in with the denuncia and hands it to the fat Guardia Civil who works at the airport they may even take notice of it as that c**t will do anything for money. By the way, is it safe to make complaints about Guardia Civil officers or would I be putting my head on the chopping board?

Juba lives in Hove in Sussex, he used to live in Tenerife. The sad git tried to start a forum and said he would be numero uno, like he promised he could do here, poor sod. He is a cyber bully, faceless, well not quite but he won't show his face.