What are you doing today??

They might give you a quid for looking after the Ferret while they go to the match. A Yorkshireman could easily lose a good ferret at a rugby match you know. 

Never seen a ferret   lived round here all my life,  

Perfectspecimen wrote:I see the Cook Islands have beaten Wales in the Rugby Union World Cup. 

What is the food like on the cook Islands?

  Not that much you can do with a coconut. Beats Spam though.

So they grow coconuts, beat and spam. Perickles is a twat

110 mile round trip to bring my mum to a back surgeon. Odds are , he wont find anything wrong. Bringing my dad along as well. Not comfortable with leaving him on his own. After hospital, back to my place for food then another 90 mile round trip to bring them home again

Get a faster car Dermot  

Are you offering to supply me with one??

3rdforum wrote:Are you offering to supply me with one??

Of course, for a small fee    

Crap car then, big fee sounds better

busy making things for my friend to sell to raise funds for a charity.

Good Girl 

We threw out 6 fillets of raw chicken last week in the wheelie bin. Since then, foxes have been shitting round the front gate. We have stone chippings on the ground at the front of the house and outside the front wall. Anyway, this happened before and I sprayed the area with a knapsack sprayer.I put a full bottle of laundry detergent liquid into 15l of water. While I was out spraying, this woman stopped her car, got out and told me that I was going to kill myself spraying weedkiller without a mask. "not a hope" I said, "there's no weedkiller in the sprayer, I'm just watering the stones". She turned purple, spun on her heels and drove off ( very feckin aggressively I might add). Some people have no sense of humour  

My neighbour kept getting turds in the middle of his lawn, so i trained a camera on it to see what kind of animal was guilty, turned out to be foxes, it smelled really bad  
He got something to spray on it, and it worked, but it finished his lawn off  

My neighbours had turds in there house, religion innit.

While I was away last week my sons chain broke on his motorcycle miles from anywhere so some good samaritans stopped and put him and his bike in the back of the Transit and took him to March where he has friends and kept the bike in their back garden. Just been to collect it today on my little trailer so all is well. See, there are nice peeps out there.  
How many would stop to help a teenager pushing a motorbike down a main road? Not many I suspect.

decent folk

Same happened to me when i was a teenager, I got a puncture in Otley and was pushing the bike back to Leeds, Old guy stood at his gate at the bottom of the Chevin repaired it for me,
A few years later i put his windows in when passing in my car, just for interfering   (Joke)

 

Morning all.

Home for a bite to eat before going back to kick the cat up the arse. Feckin thing did it again to me.

Never bend over in front of a Tom cat.

Do you know I have never seen Ginger paint, is it available?

Perfectspecimen wrote:Do you know I have never seen Ginger paint, is it available?

Think its called rust ol  

Ah, got some then.