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I was thinking bog paper too. Remember the stuff at school? Tracing paper, just used to spread it around a bit. Emergency fag paper as well, needed a bit of licking though to soften it up, the paper that is not the arses.......
Emergency fag paper as well, needed a bit of licking though to soften it up, the paper that is not the arses.......
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thats disgusting! 
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IZAL................................THAT is it. Hole in the floor bogs are nasty, always covered in Piss around the edges, shite everywhere. Best one I had was years back in Spanish Honduras, a pit with a plank over, pee one side and shite the other, walked in for a pee, two guys have¡ing a forest gump.
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Top forum information folks 
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Oh and for those in Yorkshire....Forest Gump...Dump.........Up yer Rolf......is in yer bum
Jack and Danny......Reg
Jack and Danny......Reg
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Riddles 
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His brains wired up different Reg but he remembered IZAL. We now have ISAL. Fitting really as we're about to wipe the morons off the face of the planet. Went past RAF Marham yesterday and hundreds of peeps lining the road with binoculars, ah, twitchers I thought, then a Tornado took off so thought they might be watching our boys go off to war to show the yanks how its done, but no, found out it was a Vulcan bomber doing its last tour of airfields it was based at during the cold war. Bloody great delta wings you couldnt miss it with a pea-shooter, lucky it wasnt needed then.
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Loved to have seen the Lancasters going over the dam in Derby the other day 
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Izal wipes out Clingons, Vulcans wipe out Clingons, ISAL are Clingons.
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There you go, a Star Trek fan, explains everything. Life as we know it, life as we know it. As sung in Sundowners karaoke by another middle aged bald lunatic.
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Was Kev singing in Sundowners??
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Nah they threw me out because I said I knew Vince......
Me a Star Trek fan
Star Wars maybe, I can imagine Vince singing Clingons on the starboard bow whilst his boat is sinking.
Me a Star Trek fan
Star Wars maybe, I can imagine Vince singing Clingons on the starboard bow whilst his boat is sinking.
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Trying to lift an engine in a boat this morning, plan A has ended in failure. Just having a break before plan B.
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Plan Bs best...get Freddie to do it...
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Plan B was a success. Freddie works 6 days now.
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Well done Vince, Put his board up
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Too right! Does he know the cost of running a washing machine!
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Call centre type AA man trying to start a car outside my place, I went out and said "Turn your bleeding beacons off, where do you think you are M62" 
Sending me dizzy stupid git
Sending me dizzy stupid git
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They should not let people from Alcoholics Anon start cars, may have been drinking...... 
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Packing the suitcase.
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Where you off M ?Gypsy wrote:Packing the suitcase.
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Turkey
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Scrapping next door, take substantial underwearGypsy wrote:Turkey
