What are you doing today??

Yip in the morning, and you'll probably still waiting to be seen then...

Settled in here now place looks very nice , just waiting to go in for dinner, weather a bit odd today over cast but warm, had issues last night with noisy fridge in our room ,needed de-frosted badly, did that earlier on so should be fine tonight , keep you posted

Enjoy Bill! Say Hi! to Val!

I know I asked before but where in Crete has Bill gone?

Secret innit

Crete? Nowt that, me and Kev have knocked up 8000 miles since Sunday. Carbon footprint.  Went to see the lovely young lady at jobcentre today, falling in love I am. Told her I'm not supposed to drive on these pills but made an exception for her, she told me there are lots of factory jobs in this week.... Anyway, do dole loungers get heating allowance? I'ts feeling a bit nippy.

Back from hospital. GP there still of the opinion it is a urine infection, but she can't prescribe me any anti-biotics because she can't get the results of my urine test up on her PC. Obviously the Trimethoprim isn't up to the mark so I have to make an appointment with my Doc tomorrow as the result will tell him which other anti-biotic to prescribe. Told her I was knackered all the time and she says it's the urine infection knocking me for six. Back pain will be my kidneys she said and abdominal pain will be my bladder. She sounded confident...

Too much pop -coke, fanta and that sort of stuff, not good for you, Drink bottles of water and it will clear up, Trust me i'm a doctor

I was reading up on it...says Urine infection is usually caused by bacteria from your own bowel...my own body's beating me up!

I'm no doctor but i think the bowel has feck all to do with the water works,
Kidneys like a good clear out,Plenty water, no tea coffee or pop for a few days,
If it dosent clear up come back and see me, that way i get paid again,
Doctors are the biggesr thieving bassa's going,
If you drop dead they get paid for doing the death certificate, cant fail can they,
At our practice they have a new call centre type female just started, Brand new Merc SL  
I said to my English Doctor that isnt a good look is it,
No he said, "I leave mine at home and come on the bike" Well at least he's honest

I've only got a council doctor...

A UTI is a bassa of an infection. The same thing happened me the last time, the 1st antibiotic didn't work so they put me on a stronger one. Plenty of cranberry juice and garlic.

The weekend of the 24th October is a bank holiday here. We booked 3 nights in out favourite hotel in Connemara. 300 euro for the 5 of us ( about £225 ). Bargain I'd say.

Bread

Mcqueen wrote:I'm no doctor but i think the bowel has feck all to do with the water works,
Kidneys like a good clear out,Plenty water, no tea coffee or pop for a few days,
If it dosent clear up come back and see me, that way i get paid again,
Doctors are the biggesr thieving bassa's going,
If you drop dead they get paid for doing the death certificate, cant fail can they,
At our practice they have a new call centre type female just started, Brand new Merc SL  
I said to my English Doctor that isnt a good look is it,
No he said, "I leave mine at home and come on the bike" Well at least he's honest

She is probably the bike he cums on

Had a great start to the day, 2 call centre types crashed into each other and was fighting at the side of the road, A lucky lucky type was that busy having a look he crashed into the back of a bus,
So i shouted out of the window "Guilty as sin" Janet hit me on my bad shoulder, but it was worth it to see the carnage Dibble turned up and put a big sticker on his window, Uninsured,
No suprise there then It got taken a way to the pound,

Is that poundland or poundstretcher

More good news, EDF energy are giving us back £564 because we arnt using as much gas,
I said to Janet the onesies we wear about the house are now paying off,
I have Tiger skin and Janet has a leopard print, She purrs when i stroke her
So another top tip for keeping warm in the UK, Get yourself kitted out, get one with the flap at the back, saves a load of time and heat loss,
Ooo nearly forgot, cut the tail off or you end up with a bit of a mess

Can you imaginTrish in a onesie. Have you seen the length of them 7ft

Topdog wrote:Can you imaginTrish in a onesie. Have you seen the length of them 7ft

you will never see me in a onsie. I do not like them. Infact you can get my size in them.

They are called baby grows dear.

3rdforum wrote:I know I asked before but where in Crete has Bill gone?

The place is called Sissi not far from Hersonissoss, noticed since we arrived that paper is very seldom used here , before the financial crisis you got a receipt for most things , safety deposit box, towel hire etc but now everything is cash and no receipt, it's everyone for themselves and screw the tax man, I reckon at the most 2 years and this country will sink

searcher wrote:

3rdforum wrote:I know I asked before but where in Crete has Bill gone?

The place is called Sissi not far from Hersonissoss, noticed since we arrived that paper is very seldom used here , before the financial crisis you got a receipt for most things , safety deposit box, towel hire etc but now everything is cash and no receipt, it's everyone for themselves and screw the tax man, I reckon at the most 2 years and this country will sink

I thought you were going to mention one of those "hole in the floor" toilets

So did I but I was too polite to mention it!

I only open my mouth wide enough to get both feet in