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    What are you doing today??

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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Wed 15 Oct 2014 - 21:49

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Router Vince...(pronounced row-ter as in Cow). What do you call that wee rain drip groove then? What are you doing today?? - Page 11 3275847336
    Thats the baby, router. I have no idea what the groove is called, you could call mine wonky if you are fussy but as I said, no buggers gonna see it a foot off the ground.
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Wed 15 Oct 2014 - 23:53

    Yeah Janet was right it is the drip lip
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 8:52

    The big day arriveth! What are you doing today?? - Page 11 3913804730 Taxi coming at 10:00am procedure to start at 10:30 (allegedly). 20-45mins all going well. Then rest for a couple of hours before I phone Mischief Maker. What are you doing today?? - Page 11 294053457
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22953
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    Post by 3rdforum Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 9:29

    Enjoy!! What are you doing today?? - Page 11 294053457
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 10:24

    Some people like their back door kicked in What are you doing today?? - Page 11 3481995571
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 16:06

    I'm back! 2 hours after scheduled time I walks into theatre. Nurses and doc were really good. 5 mins into the procedure I was in agony, he's trying to ram this camera up my arse and it wasn't having it! What are you doing today?? - Page 11 3025408739 (Seriously, it was feckin' agony). Takes it out and uses a gastroscope instead, half the thickness innit. Why didn't he use that first? Bassa. lol! Anyhoo, it seems I have Diverticulosis which causes a narrowing of the colon, which is why he couldn't get the big camera up. No polyps or untoward ulcers or anything though which is good news. Told me to change my diet to high fibre, fruit, nuts etc (which I eat anyway) and to drink plenty of fluids. So pretty good overall. What are you doing today?? - Page 11 294053457
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22953
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    Post by 3rdforum Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 17:02

    Good news!
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    Post by Adam Mint Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 17:27

    Knew you weren't drinking enough...

    What are you doing today?? - Page 11 1460810463 Hic...
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 17:29

    Good news Cam, I wasnt worried What are you doing today?? - Page 11 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 19:00

    Thanks guys! What are you doing today?? - Page 11 294053457
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    Post by Gypsy Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 19:50

    Glad everything is sorted LR.

    Our last night we are packing and unpacking cases, trying to lose 2kg !!!
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 20:00

    Take 2 KG out, then weigh it, then put it back in, Blady simple innit What are you doing today?? - Page 11 3275847336
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    Post by 3rdforum Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 20:21

    You'd lose 2 kg easy enough drinking that crap that Cam had last night What are you doing today?? - Page 11 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 20:43

    I nearly puked with the stuff! What are you doing today?? - Page 11 3025408739 Mind you, it did it's job!
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    Post by Topdog Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 21:07

    GAY DOCTOR WANTED A cAM UP HIS ARSE
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 21:09

    He had to get a smaller scope! I thought he'd shoved a tree up my arse with the first one! What are you doing today?? - Page 11 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 21:10

    Was his name ash
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    Post by 3rdforum Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 21:13

    He certainly wasn't poplar What are you doing today?? - Page 11 3025408739 What are you doing today?? - Page 11 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 21:18

    Mde him sick a more, he aint twigged on yet.
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    Post by Topdog Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 21:18

    Mde him sick a more, he aint twigged on yet.
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 21:24

    When you think about it some people have shitty jobs What are you doing today?? - Page 11 1498946960
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 21:36

    What are you doing today?? - Page 11 3025408739 What are you doing today?? - Page 11 3025408739 Very good you lot!
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    Post by Mcqueen Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 21:43

    I would say i was a camera man What are you doing today?? - Page 11 1533698712 Imagine out on a date,"What do you do ?" "Oh i ram cameras up peoples jaxie's, Nah What are you doing today?? - Page 11 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 21:48

    Or a Gyna, how do you numb a womans fanny, numb, numb, numb
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 23:07

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