What are you doing today??

I'm betting his old version isn't supported anymore...probably about 10 years old...

Porn has come a long way in 10 years!

Done all that Cam, makes no odds. I need a new machine mate, its ancient.    But works good enough for me.

I'm taking Mermaid to Docs this morning, not been feeling to great for over a week now...

The pair of you are in a right state. Good luck!. I'm off to Kerry to get the old man's house ready for the winter.

i'm off. laters.

been at Doctors and Have antibiotics for 5 days. Think I will live though.

100% fit me, dont know what it is with you peeps, what you need is positive mental attitude. 

Yeah right I friggin saw you Mince.

Sat outside the Arndale centre at lunch time, bit nippy but ok,
Then a guy walked past dressed as super man, you could tell it was a man ,
Then a bit later he passed the other way with 2 bags of shopping, Great And why not
Had James look at my computor, Norton security the main culprit, He could fit some parts to tune it up but he said bin the lot and we will get a new set up,So thats the way to go,
Ask for advice and take it,
So later this week  i will be able to see whats been going on, Surf city here i come

That's us back from Crete had a super break in one of the most beautiful places we have visited, it is stunningly beautiful but very isolated, ok if you want to drive on holiday but as I don't especially in Crete we felt a bit cut off, great holiday just the same but won't be rushing back,

Funny how things work out, Beautiful place but isolated, I was looking at Dermots photos and i thought what a nice place, but after you take it all in - then what ? Depends on what you want i suppose,
I've never been to Crete,

The more isolated the better for me. Don't like crowds

Feck me Dermo you live in a crowd. 

think you mean "cloud"

3rdforum wrote:The more isolated the better for me. Don't like crowds

If you ever fancy a trip to Crete Dermot just give me a bell, we got friendly with a lovely couple who have extremely nice apartments and studios at very attractive rates, they have a super restaurant/bar as well , when I say it's isolated ,there are loads of bars/restaurants as well and the scenery is to die for

Stayed in Hersonissos 15 years ago. The place ( resort) was a dump. Put me right off ever going back.

Told you already. 

The day started well, It couldnt have been much better really I was turning right across 2 lanes of traffic, they had stopped to let me through, I think it was the hand brake turn that scared them,
Janet said "Do you have to do that" " nothing wrong with a bit of sport my love as you well know"
Anyway behind the sprinter van was a cyclist come through at about 20 mph. I thought i had the kent but he spotted me and pulled on his front brake too hard , so he sldes along the cross bar on his nads untill they crunch on the handle bars Janets going Ooo Ooo, anyway then the bassa's on tip toes trying to keep upright, he failed, then he vanished down the side of my car, I kept going hoping to run over his legs but there was no thump, Janet screams "Are you going to stop" Nah i was crying laughing at the kent, Cyclists get no sympathy in Headingley rush hour,
There's just too many of them, All students that havent heard the word Compensation,

i'll try again tomorrow,

Not built my wall yet, about 4 bricks high it needs to be. Good job I'm not Chinese then, they can build a better wall than me. I can build a better wall than a Spaniard though. Made a smart looking oak window sill, complete with groove along the underside so rain drips off before it reaches the wall. Not had much practise with the machine which does that, begins with R? Still, no feckers gonna see it one foot off the ground. Left it propped up against the wheel of my trailer, dog pissed on it. 

Router Vince...(pronounced row-ter as in Cow). What do you call that wee rain drip groove then?

Mcqueen wrote:The day started well, It couldnt have been much better really I was turning right across 2 lanes of traffic, they had stopped to let me through, I think it was the hand brake turn that scared them,
Janet said "Do you have to do that" " nothing wrong with a bit of sport my love as you well know"
Anyway behind the sprinter van was a cyclist come through at about 20 mph. I thought i had the kent but he spotted me and pulled on his front brake too hard , so he sldes along the cross bar on his nads untill they crunch on the handle bars Janets going Ooo Ooo, anyway then the bassa's on tip toes trying to keep upright, he failed, then he vanished down the side of my car, I kept going hoping to run over his legs but there was no thump, Janet screams "Are you going to stop" Nah i was crying laughing at the kent, Cyclists get no sympathy in Headingley rush hour,
There's just too many of them, All students that havent heard the word Compensation,

i'll try again tomorrow,

Haha! I can just picture the twat on his tip toes trying to stop!

Kent looked like something out of swan lake, His face as he slipped down the window

The Lone Ranger wrote:Router Vince...(pronounced row-ter as in Cow). What do you call that wee rain drip groove then?

Drip lip innit

Called in the local garage door place today to see if they had a spare remote fob for Tenerife,
Guy said i'll see if i can clone one for you So he starts taking the backs off new one's to see if they had a battery in, then he starts pressing buttons and poking  holes in the back,
His only downfall was he had the start of Parkingsons and was shaking like a shiteing dog
After 10 minutes he had cost himself about £400  and had bits all over the desk and floor,
I made my excuses and left in a hurry before he set about my fob, Poor Bassa

I went on the tinternet and got one posted out today, I have to stand by the door and press this that and the other, then i will have 2 to loose