Come to think of it...I've never been invited to a funeral yet! 
(Maybe I have BO! 
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What are you doing today??
Campbell Brodie-
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3rdforum-
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invited to a feckin' funeral???? Does he not think the family has enough to be doing without sending out feckin' invites????? ffs!! 
Mcqueen-
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Twat works for the church another informed me he has changed which church he go's toI cornered them all and asked is there anything we could do about the homeless that seems to be increasing around Headingley, one of the churches has a nice private garden that leads to a redundent hall with the heating on no doubt, i asked because i heard one of them bigging himself up about a course he was on about drug awareness, one word sums up a christian, Smug,
I was expecting them to say will you be joining us on sunday, Yes if i thought you would be doing something worthwhile,
I seem to scare folk with my toblerone size mouth, but i dont lie, I am me, take it or feck off
Topdog-
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You only get invited to one
Perfectspecimen-
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No funerals so far this year, yet. Went to a wedding though so thats 1-0 
3rdforum-
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Bringing Darragh to a soccer blitz then going to my folks
Adam Mint-
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Today Mathew I started a whip round in the pub to buy a pair of three foot long shoes and baggy pants for this clown twat...
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Fill the shoes with concrete and throw the muppet into the Manchester Canal
Adam Mint-
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We were losing the plot a bit, he's brought on, Gary says were fecked, few seconds later we were...
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Can't understand why he wouldn't have Schweinsteiger in the squad instead of Fellaini. Schwein isn't quick either but has far more nous than Fellaini to close out a feckin' match.
Adam Mint-
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Also today Mathew someone I know decided to clean her oven for Christmas, wasn't happy with result cos there were some stains between the outer oven door glass panel and the inner,,, so decides to strip door to clean it,,, door is in open position, takes last screw out, Dell boy moment, ten thousand small glass oven doors on kitchen floor,,, oops...
Sixty quid for new glass front...
Sixty quid for new glass front...
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Bet you can find a new second hand oven in the Manc area for a lot less than 50 notes on ebay Minty. Talking of ebay was interested in a VW in Germany. Came to my attention the seller was bidding on it himself, clever I am, 
easy enough to sus it. Anyway it ended this evening. He has the last bid on his own van. Love it. Anyway trolling through ebay today I chance across a similar one but the seller has put it in the wrong section! Silly man. No bids yet and ends tomorrow. Scotland is nearer than Germany too and no ferry. 
easy enough to sus it. Anyway it ended this evening. He has the last bid on his own van. Love it. Anyway trolling through ebay today I chance across a similar one but the seller has put it in the wrong section! Silly man. No bids yet and ends tomorrow. Scotland is nearer than Germany too and no ferry.
Adam Mint-
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New glass ordered, ain't my money so so what...
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£621 for a diesel VW Devon T3 camper. Dont tell Patsy...... 
Dont tell Patsy......
Campbell Brodie-
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Whereabouts in Sconny Botland are you going?
Mcqueen-
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Been for my last eye test, Now then Sir how are you getting on 
I can read all that chart said i.
She thought i was cheating and changed it, so i read all that one and the name of the printers at the very bottom
Wow, so what about your reading ? fine i can read a news paper if the light is good,
well i may aswell sign you off, any problems in the future please get in touch,
when i got back in my car i thought you really should get your own eyes sorted because i just nicked this months Octane magazine out of the waiting room, never leave empty handed
I can read all that chart said i.She thought i was cheating and changed it, so i read all that one and the name of the printers at the very bottom
Wow, so what about your reading ? fine i can read a news paper if the light is good,well i may aswell sign you off, any problems in the future please get in touch,
when i got back in my car i thought you really should get your own eyes sorted because i just nicked this months Octane magazine out of the waiting room,
never leave empty handed
Campbell Brodie-
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Just had my wee sister on the phone, she's got the all-clear for her cancer! 
Still got to be under the oncologist for a while and needs to take drugs, but good news all round!
Still got to be under the oncologist for a while and needs to take drugs, but good news all round!
Mcqueen-
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Ooo that is good news, Merry Christmas
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Brilliant news!!
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Great news Cam, had the third meeting today of "The Bitacora Buddies" in our usual meeting place R.O.S,L. in Princes St, o.k lunch ,had better,Xmas menu usual crap, in case you had forgotten or didn't know ,the buddies meet every January in the Bitacora hotel, so every thing is in order now for next month, birthday parties, days out etc , really looking forward to some good fun.
Campbell Brodie-
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searcher wrote:Great news Cam, had the third meeting today of "The Bitacora Buddies" in our usual meeting place R.O.S,L. in Princes St, o.k lunch ,had better,Xmas menu usual crap, in case you had forgotten or didn't know ,the buddies meet every January in the Bitacora hotel, so every thing is in order now for next month, birthday parties, days out etc , really looking forward to some good fun.
How many are you Bill?
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The Lone Ranger wrote:Whereabouts in Sconny Botland are you going?
Coxhill Street, Glasgow. Will I need my passport?
Campbell Brodie-
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Ah, wrong side of the country, else you could have nipped in for a coffee. Don't let them 'Weegies hear your English accent mind... 
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I will keep an eye out for Rab C Nesbit and a chip shop so I can try a deep fried Mars bar.
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Good news! Cam