The doctors surgery

whats a wheat bag? And who gave you the seeing to?? Was it that bird from the deli counter in Morrison's???

Its a bag full of wheat that they warm up and then put it on your back to losen up the spiney bits,
No it was Bernadete who knocked me about   Quite a plesant experiance really   She bends the vertibra side to side all the way up you back, Painfull but pleasant,
I believe it to be something like getting naked with a new bird, Not sure what your going to get but you dont give a frig as long as you get it

    

Reasonable too, £38 a session,   

£38 reasonable,,, I know a place in Manchester where you can........ Oops...

  

A while back my dentist advised me to see my doc re blackish pigment round my eyes and nose. Doc referred me to Dermatology at Kirkcaldy hospital, that was today. They say it's a side effect of the single tablet I take each morning to keep acne and bad spots away. So they are sending a letter to my doc to give me some new-fangled cream for the acne and I've to stop taking the tablets. If the cream doesn't work, they have a new acne tablet out they will put me on. Why wasn't I on that before then?
Also she says, can we take your picture for training and education purposes for the student medics? Yeah, right, she'll have it pinned on her bedroom wall before you can say Jack Robinson!   
There was two of them in there when she was examining me, that would be so she knew she would have to use self-control in front of her colleague, but you could tell she fancied me...

Cam the teenager....... 

And spots is diet related. Chuck that bloody fryer out and eat proper food. For instance I am just eating an Orange, vitamins and tasty too. 
Bollux, got fag ash in it.

Not good results either side of the camera...

The Lone Ranger wrote:A while back my dentist advised me to see my doc re blackish pigment round my eyes and nose. Doc referred me to Dermatology at Kirkcaldy hospital, that was today. They say it's a side effect of the single tablet I take each morning to keep acne and bad spots away. So they are sending a letter to my doc to give me some new-fangled cream for the acne and I've to stop taking the tablets. If the cream doesn't work, they have a new acne tablet out they will put me on. Why wasn't I on that before then?
Also she says, can we take your picture for training and education purposes for the student medics? Yeah, right, she'll have it pinned on her bedroom wall before you can say Jack Robinson!   
There was two of them in there when she was examining me, that would be so she knew she would have to use self-control in front of her colleague, but you could tell she fancied me...

     Reg mark II

You may mock but some of us have it and some dont   
Always see a specialist when its something out of the ordinary, Skin problems are a bugger to sort,
My friend geoff has scaly arms, and he works at the hospital, comes out more when he i stressed,
Lexie's mother has really bad acne, but she deserves it    El bitcho   

I've got a sore arse.

Have you been with Kev  

Great news in our camp, Janet has nothing nasty, Her doc said she was worried because usualy its a worse outcome, but alls well, Her stomach dosnt have some sort of acid that helps absorbe iron etc,
But its no big deal She has to have an injection every 3 months of that B12 bit thats it,
Bad news is it will take about 3 months to get to a safe level to fly,
So i will be coming to Tenerife on my own,    Got that tiling to do so i can make a mess, 

Great news, for both of you, a) that Jan is OK b) that you an mess about on your own without annoying anyone   

Mcqueen wrote:Great news in our camp, Janet has nothing nasty, Her doc said she was worried because usualy its a worse outcome, but alls well, Her stomach dosnt have some sort of acid that helps absorbe iron etc,
But its no big deal She has to have an injection every 3 months of that B12 bit thats it,
Bad news is it will take about 3 months to get to a safe level to fly,
So i will be coming to Tenerife on my own,    Got that tiling to do so i can make a mess, 

Great news!!    

Mcqueen wrote:Great news in our camp, Janet has nothing nasty, Her doc said she was worried because usualy its a worse outcome, but alls well, Her stomach dosnt have some sort of acid that helps absorbe iron etc,
But its no big deal She has to have an injection every 3 months of that B12 bit thats it,
Bad news is it will take about 3 months to get to a safe level to fly,
So i will be coming to Tenerife on my own,    Got that tiling to do so i can make a mess, 

Why don't you just take a leisurely drive/ferry trip down in that wee red jellie jar you just bought...

 

  I would be 65 by the time we got there, MG's alright for half an hour, after that i need a nice orthapedic seat,

       That is wonderful news Reg on Janet. It is sad that she can't fly for 3 months but once she gets the ok you can go to Tenerife for a well deserved rest for both of you. Janet will get peace from you while you go over to do the tiling.

Glad to hear every things OK Reg!    

Could have been nasty, the sort of thing that just screws your retirement up, But we are lucky,
The doc looked more pleased than any of us, think she thought the worst was coming,
Once her iron comes up we shall be off, might kick her up the backside not to leave things too late,
Thank you everybody for your good wishes, I think they came true this morning,  

I know a tiler who will be over there in the summer. Comes highly recommended. Will do twice as good a job for half the price!  

Iron eh? Rhyming slang for poof, she'll never get one of those to come up.   
Good news though, you wont have to learn how to use that other iron.  

3rdforum wrote:I know a tiler who will be over there in the summer. Comes highly recommended. Will do twice as good a job for half the price!  

Place is full of tilers, I'm going to tackle it myself, unless the mad Italian bird is in below,
What a moaning bassa she is, then i will hire the messiest one going so it go's all over her terrace
Should give her something to moan about, Thanks anyway D

Kevs mate Gazza does tiling, just catch him sober.