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Blimey do i sound like i'm falling to bits, , I'm pretty fit, Ask Mary, i raced him up some steps on Vistasur, Left him standing clutching his knee saying Ah But I pulled a tendon or some blox, Light wieght, Manuel the life gaurd couldnt believe i could lift the canopy up above my head and clip it in the bracket, He was 40 years old and shaking like a shiting dog, His neck looked like Deirdry barlows, His face was as red as Cams , So i visit the Quaks a bit, but its all down to being diabetic, A lesser man would be in intensive care,

Mcqueen wrote:Blimey do i sound like i'm falling to bits, , I'm pretty fit, Ask Mary, i raced him up some steps on Vistasur, Left him standing clutching his knee saying Ah But I pulled a tendon or some blox, Light wieght, Manuel the life gaurd couldnt believe i could lift the canopy up above my head and clip it in the bracket, He was 40 years old and shaking like a shiting dog, His neck looked like Deirdry barlows, His face was as red as Cams , So i visit the Quaks a bit, but its all down to being diabetic, A lesser man would be in intensive care,

I was just embarrassed 'cos you farted in front of the ladies...

Mcqueen wrote:Blimey do i sound like i'm falling to bits, , I'm pretty fit, Ask Mary, i raced him up some steps on Vistasur, Left him standing clutching his knee saying Ah But I pulled a tendon or some blox, Light wieght, Manuel the life gaurd couldnt believe i could lift the canopy up above my head and clip it in the bracket, He was 40 years old and shaking like a shiting dog, His neck looked like Deirdry barlows, His face was as red as Cams , So i visit the Quaks a bit, but its all down to being diabetic, A lesser man would be in intensive care,

Reg I think we should have a competition to see if you go to the hospital or doctors more than me. I have 2 hospital appts and 1 doctors this week and another one next week.

Reg raced me up some stairs knowing I still have a torn ligament and still can't run, in fact still walk with a slight limp most of the time. He forgot to say he fell over at the top
Reg managed on holiday because we plied him with a medical substitute, alcopops.

I bet you let him win otherwise he might throw his toys out of the pram and evict you.

Torn ligament my arse, What you doing trying to keep up then, I fell over laughing because you run like a girl, ,

give me 8 months for it to repair fully and will have race to Los Cris and back from TRG, I will say hello as I pass you on me way back.

Good morning wankers, woops sorry I meant shirkers. Race you to the bar then, Effort deserves a reward........

Morning Vince, Morning all, wet wet wet here. Chemo seemed to go okay will see what he wakes up like today, bound to be sore.

Morning from me too from Waterworld - it was so bad it actually woke me up in the night !!

Morning Gypsy, nasty innit.

good morning to dryness. Not sure how long it will last though.

Beginning to clear here. Most of you lot seem to be getting a right deluge. Strange that, cos earlier in the year, we escaped the heavy rain that ye got. Normally, its the other way round. Hope it doesn't cause too much trouble for anyone.

It's nice up here too. I'm still in holiday mood, I'm trying to book 2 nights B&B in Wester Ross for next weekend as we get the Monday off. I'm waiting on the nice lady phoning back as all I got was her answer machine.
This is the one I'm looking at...looks very nice indeed! Gairloch View

fair spin for you Cam, 200 miles?

3rdforum wrote:fair spin for you Cam, 200 miles?

Good enough guess D! As the crow flies 142ml. By road 209 ml!


B&B lady hasn't phoned me back yet. I've got a feeling everywhere is going to be booked up. Tried one before her and she was fully booked.

5 hours?

Perfectspecimen wrote:5 hours?

3 1/2 Vince. It's practically dual-carriageway all the way to Inverness. Then A-class roads from there to Gairloch. 30 years ago it was nearly all single track north of Inverness. EU subsidy's innit.

You can circumnavigate the M25 in about three and a half hours, on a good day that is. No chance on a bank holiday.

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Perfectspecimen wrote:5 hours?

3 1/2 Vince. It's practically dual-carriageway all the way to Inverness. Then A-class roads from there to Gairloch. 30 years ago it was nearly all single track north of Inverness. EU subsidy's innit.

I can just fall asleep

Hurrah! The B&B phoned back. All booked for Sat and Sun night! Nice easy drive back home on Monday holiday. Yipee! I love the North West of Scotland. Feckin Beautiful! I'll take loads of photos and bore the arses of youse! Canny wait!

You do that anyway. Why bother with the photos??

I hope I wont be bored. Might take me I shall have my laptop so that will keep me ocupied