What are you doing today??

will have to log out now stomach calls dinner is nearly ready

Mcqueen wrote:Still waiting on my call back from the € man

I'l be waiting a long time   My emails are still not coming or going,
Janet rang talk talk and all they had to say was did you recieve your TV box,
We dont want a TV box, we want tinternet that works, bassa's
I'm begining to get annoyed
Is it too much to ask to subscribe to something then get it   WTF WTF WTF

Another 150 miles clocked up, Lincolnshire today, tractors all over the place. Went to Skegness yacht club to set up the ropes for my yacht at my own little landing stage up the creek, lovely, apart from the bloody mozzies. Jeez, nothing for them to eat for miles, ravenous they are. Dropped off at ASDA on the way back for mozzie spray. 

Perfectspecimen wrote:Another 150 miles clocked up, Lincolnshire today, tractors all over the place. Went to Skegness yacht club to set up the ropes for my yacht at my own little landing stage up the creek, lovely, apart from the bloody mozzies. Jeez, nothing for them to eat for miles, ravenous they are. Dropped off at ASDA on the way back for mozzie spray. 

you got a yacht? i have a ship as well, well more of a boat,well more of a pleasure cruiser really,well no, more of dingy really, well more like an inner tube,anyway i had to leave it at siam park cus they wouldn't let me take it home

You cant take inner tubes on a plane, they will swell up and throttle you on take off.    Get yourself a canal boat for where you live, watch banks go by. Talking of Banks, I watched William Hague rubbish a guy on tele this morning who used to donate to his tory party for donating 100k to UKIP. He said he had never heard of him. The guy is called Arron Banks, hes heard of him now alright, the blokes now given £1million. 
Banksy done an interesting mural on the sea front at Clacton, where there is a by-election next week, the silly council painted over it.........

Perfectspecimen wrote:You cant take inner tubes on a plane, they will swell up and throttle you on take off.    Get yourself a canal boat for where you live, watch banks go by. Talking of Banks, I watched William Hague rubbish a guy on tele this morning who used to donate to his tory party for donating 100k to UKIP. He said he had never heard of him. The guy is called Arron Banks, hes heard of him now alright, the blokes now given £1million. 
Banksy done an interesting mural on the sea front at Clacton, where there is a by-election next week, the silly council painted over it.........

 i couldn't afford a piece of polystyrene to float on

Vince is in charge of our aquatic section

Float? Hmmm, mine recently failed to..... 

Euromillions eh, remember if you buy a euro ticket in Tenerife it is not for Euromillions but for Eurojackpot, very different.
So Vinc has a boat in Skegness then, or is he planning on sailing to Skeggy, good luck, be the longest voyage without sinking or needing RNLI.

Just been to Asda to stock up on grub. Been neglecting the fridge when I'm ill...

The Lone Ranger wrote:Just been to Asda to stock up on grub. Been neglecting the fridge when I'm ill...

i know how it is cam i am down to my last 24 cans as well

Topdog wrote:Euromillions eh, remember if you buy a euro ticket in Tenerife it is not for Euromillions but for Eurojackpot, very different.
So Vinc has a boat in Skegness then, or is he planning on sailing to Skeggy, good luck, be the longest voyage without sinking or needing RNLI.

Wells to Skegness is only 25 nautical miles so I shall probably be anchored just offshore at Skeggy waiting for the tide and bobbing about like a cork for 5 hours. Sunday looks favourite at the moment, only gentle bobbing.    I'll try and remember the camera. Wonder if theres a lifeboat at Skegness. 

Today i was in a do it yourself work mood, so i'm outside freezing my nads off, then up to the MOT station, mission just about completed and the phone rings, Some southern twat asking where his skins were WTF Obviously Kev had the wrong number So i gave him a gob full and hung up.
I must be just above his sausage skin supplier in his phone book, Cheeky kent

Must be dick skins hes using then, ok if they dont burst, when you put a prick in them like. 
Fixed the boat today, took me about 5 minutes to sus it. The inlet coolant pipe was tied to the top of the engine in typical Vince botch style but when I changed the starter motor and alternator I forgot to tie it up again hence there was a limp bit in the hose and the stronger the engine revs and the pump sucks the less sea water can get through. Simples really. 

Perfectspecimen wrote:Must be dick skins hes using then, ok if they dont burst, when you put a prick in them like. 
Fixed the boat today, took me about 5 minutes to sus it. The inlet coolant pipe was tied to the top of the engine in typical Vince botch style but when I changed the starter motor and alternator I forgot to tie it up again hence there was a limp bit in the hose and the stronger the engine revs and the pump sucks the less sea water can get through. Simples really. 

why don't you just give it up mate and join the rest of us landlubbers 

Sea water for blood

Shut it, Professor Brian Cox is educating me on BBC2, think Im losing it though, hes talking about equations. Hmmm. And the Jobcentre have sacked me. Im not making enough effort to find a job. 

Mouse catching. I filled every hole with expanding foam, set traps for the little buggers, been up and down ladders all feckin day. Been to the builders merchants 3 feckin times cos I forgot stuff twice. Am now enjoying a well earned

Still at least you wont have anymore kids 

Send Cam in to find out just where they live, and what their plans are for the future

watching "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"




Blondie!!!!!

My laptop dont play vids anymore, think I wore it out on the porn sites....... 

Perfectspecimen wrote:My laptop dont play vids anymore, think I wore it out on the porn sites....... 

Download the latest version of Adobe Flashplayer...

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Perfectspecimen wrote:My laptop dont play vids anymore, think I wore it out on the porn sites....... 

Download the latest version of Adobe Flashplayer...

why? will that give him better porn