What are you doing today??

Bloody hell, it's been on leave since April then! I want a job like that!

Had the bereavement officer from the hospital on the phone asking me if we are anywhere near sorting out what is left of Mother,   Funny you rang i have just sent the solicitor todays thoughts,
I cant make this much simpler i'll send you a copy, No No just read it to me please,
Crank says mother said i want burial, me and the eldest say she wanted cremation, which is why the eldest organised a cremation, Crank objected to a cremation, because thats what he doe's
Now i think crank did that without thinking what he was going to do next, So he's in a hole.
I have heard today that crank is serving some papers or something on mothers solicitor because she failed to put in mothers will what the feck she did want,
So no we are no further forward, I heard from the solicitor that crank rang you and said a funeral was organised for November the 5th, Mmm he did but i dont think thats go to happen,
Right i said, Word of deceased mouth is no good, nothing in her will about what she wanted,
So 3 sons left 2 for cremation and 1 for burial, how simple can it be ?, Ah it dont work like that,
Feck me stiff and call me starch, Is there anyway we can overturn the objection ? Er NO
Can we not have him sectioned as totaly insane, Hard to prove,
Right i said we shall wait untill the kent dies then,
She sounded such a sweet girl but never came across a set of loonies like my family
16 weeks and counting Cant wait to hear what crank says to solictor that has refused to have anything to do with him,

The Lone Ranger wrote:Bloody hell, it's been on leave since April then! I want a job like that!

Thought yours was similar

As it was the last day of Summer I thought I would do some painting and even got up early to get some Zinnser primer from Screwfix. Its the dogs bollox apparently and needs to be at £16 a litre but I never found out as Fred wanted his bike finished for an MOT retest. It only failed on 10 items so took a few hours.    He hasnt rung me so I guess its passed.

Perfectspecimen wrote:As it was the last day of Summer I thought I would do some painting and even got up early to get some Zinnser primer from Screwfix. Its the dogs bollox apparently and needs to be at £16 a litre but I never found out as Fred wanted his bike finished for an MOT retest. It only failed on 10 items so took a few hours.    He hasnt rung me so I guess its passed.

Well done Vince,

There was about 10 advisories too, some sorted. One I remember, chain link on wrong way round...... Its a 125cc, hardly gonna break it eh?

Perfectspecimen wrote:There was about 10 advisories too, some sorted. One I remember, chain link on wrong way round...... Its a 125cc, hardly gonna break it eh?

How do they know your not going backwards more than forwards Cant do with them Hitler types

Not today but yesterday so nearly on topic boss they were talking about halloween on the radio, some enterprising soul made chocolate covered garlic to give the kids.  

The little cherubs dont bother knocking on my door after I was rather rude to some a few years back....... Not that I would answer the door anyway, it might be the TV license inspector. 

Door Willie Brogan would have loved one

Nobody had garlic in those days Reg, you had to catch BOAC bus to experience that. Think we had a door though, posh then. Patsy has just turned up and one of her work mates has given her a holloween make up box. Not for Patsy like but the Grandkids. Bit late but never mind, stick it in the cupboard for next year then.

Get it on Ebay, feck next year it may never happen

Maybe not for me, but Emily and Brooke are still very young. The older boys are probably past it, one likes to play football and the other likes cannabis.....

Just tipped a load of petrol down myself Filling up the leaf blower and forgot to put the cap on,
The place stinks, Lexie has locked herself away Quick change and washing machine on full alert

Anybody with a leaf blower should be burned, think there are places in America where it's illegal to use the noisy feckers...

Where I live every Thursday afternoon the bunch that keep the estate tidy arrive, at one time it was brush and shovel, the they progressed to leaf blowers, not only are the things noisy but the muppets operating them are a few smarties short of a full pack, they blow the leaves back and forward from one end of the estate to the other, then eventually work out they ain't gonna go away and shovel them up...
Then only last week they arrive with a new bit of kit, a big vacuum cleaner type thing, dose the job but still fecking noisy, can't wait until they reinvent the brush and shovel...

Just hoovered a load of leaves up from my garden. Mines sucks and blows...kinky.

I still smell of petrol and i got changed right away

Remember when you siphoned it and got a mouthful? Stayed with you for a week! Yuk!!!

Weekly event in the garage

I got it up me hooter once.  feck me did it burn

Had it round my Nads this morning

I wouldnt say i'm getting worried BUT, Just lately i have been doing things out of the normal,
Fell off the shed roof
fell off the carport roof
fell up the stone steps outside the kings Arms in York
plus loads of other little things out of the normal,
like picking up the petrol can before putting the lid back on, WTF
Wanting to kill cyclists,
Even Lexie calls me Grumpy grandad
Is it an age thing ?
I think my minds elsewhere recently,

Since your mother died??

You have too much on your mind ,you need to de stress

It is but i cant see how I mean its never been plain sailing with her, so
The loony brother is just the same as her, like making no sense, You just think WTF
I can hear my Father saying  " Mary you are your own worst enemy"
I blame her anyway