What are you doing today??

Your wasted Vince Or you will be

Yep, no Patsy this weekend until Sunday night. Do what I like. Shes looking after the Grandkids cos Gemmas gone off playing part time RAF games. Think she even gets paid for it as well, first job shes ever had.......

Mcqueen wrote:Legal fee's. Loony would think it a great result to blow the lot on solicitors,
Eldest dosent have much and i would like him to get his and have a good time spending it,
It wont effect me one jot, I spent more on a parking space in TRG and i dont even have a car  
Thinking back over the years an awfull lot has started to make sense about the way he treats me and the eldest, He hates the way i laugh about things he sees as serious and cannot understand it, and he hates the way people prefer the eldest to him, not hard to understand is it,
I took the eldest up to my office to where the lettings chart is, Pick yourself a week next year and fill it in, You would think Santa just arrived with the look on his face,
I did think feck me i bet he thinks i will pay the air fairs, Nah i aint that daft,
So to summerize on todays events, Loony nil rest of the world one,
Nobody died fekin ell 

reg i da realize ow important yow woz  eres me thinkin yow waz a dustman and yove got an empire  family are wankers and it aint untill we make our own way in life we realise we aint got anything in common,and sometimes wonder whether we actually came from the same parents 

Parents ? I would like to meet them The only person in my family that ever treat me right was who i thought was my father, I cant thank him because he died before i found out,  
The rest have proven to be complete evil bassa's, Eldest brother isnt too bad but he takes liberty's now and then, but i dont want to have any bad feeling with him because he is old and needy,
I have broad shoulders so i'll cope, I watched him shuffle into court in the pissing down rain to fight with the other, and i thought to myself WTF is this all about, Not money anymore i gave up with that, What a blady shambles, All i do is try to be there for him, I dont want to be known as a shit like the other, i want friends at my funeral not rent a crowd,,
i may put a tenner behind the bar too

Mcqueen wrote:Parents ? I would like to meet them The only person in my family that ever treat me right was who i thought was my father, I cant thank him because he died before i found out,  
The rest have proven to be complete evil bassa's, Eldest brother isnt too bad but he takes liberty's now and then, but i dont want to have any bad feeling with him because he is old and needy,
I have broad shoulders so i'll cope, I watched him shuffle into court in the pissing down rain to fight with the other, and i thought to myself WTF is this all about, Not money anymore i gave up with that, What a blady shambles, All i do is try to be there for him, I dont want to be known as a shit like the other, i want friends at my funeral not rent a crowd,,
i may put a tenner behind the bar too

fair play to ya mucka,it sounds like you have had a bit of a shity life where family are concerned,but at least it looks like you have made a decent life for yourself,and it is them that are scratching around for pennies on the floor

Old saying, you can choose your friends but not your family........ I got a friend, she called Patsy.   
Anyway, today I have been welding a new body on my little trailer, it was designed for a microlight so very low and although I can transport dinghys and motorcycles on it for which its fine I need something with sides on too, like big enough for 2 old washing machines and a singer sewing machine in a nice sixties cabinet which are currently cluttering up my yard making it look even worse than a boat yard full of broken boats....... They wont let big trailers in down my local dump and the laybys are often already full.  Just finished and Freddie rings up, he has crashed his bike down a ditch, cars fault obviously, it stopped at a roundabout........ So put to use sooner than expected. All the welds are still intact. Freds bike has bent forks now but I have a nice 2 ton winch I think may come in handy tomorrow....... There is a massive dent in the top of his tank I noticed so I asked him what hit that? My balls he said. Hopefully he is learning, 4th accident that I know of.

Only one way to straighten forks out, You have got to roll them But always something in the way,
Brackets etc, they may look right but they either stick down or leak oil, Ask me how i know

To be fair I dont think new ones cost that much but his next shift is midnight Sunday. If I dont botch it I will end up driving him there and then picking him up 12 hours later, its 25 miles away.

They are only slightly bent anyway, I will have a look in the morning, I might even give it a road test. By the way if it goes belly up I dont know whether I want a burial or cremation, just put me in a black plastic bag for the dustman, I will take whatever comes.

77 virgins will keep me busy anyhow. 

Tell somebody or you will be frozen while the family fight over it, Disgrace in my camp

Its official then, written here, either or, whichever is cheaper. I do NOT however want a coffin made from friggin MDF. Stick me in one of my GRP dinghys and float it down the Ouse to the Wash with some firewood and the dregs from the lawnmower petrol tank. 

Perfectspecimen wrote:77 virgins will keep me busy anyhow. 

I'd laugh if they were male!

Topdog will be along soon, thats his speciality.

Thought he was away??

He uses a phone thingy which I guess he has with him.

And be careful out there folks, he is used to driving on the right!    And its raining too. 

I'm getting in the Christmas mood...I'm scoffing a big bag of mixed nuts and raisins.

I like them too, raisins go with apple, apples make cider, thats as near as I'm getting.........

Fired an Email off to solicitor just now while i remember to,
Waiting on the girls to get ready then were off shopping  

Gonna have some brekky then we're doing the same!

I do Xmas shopping from the comfort of the computer . Can't be arsed pushing my way through crowds

Straightened Freddies motorcycle forks out, did in my own sweet way of course. Put chain through frame of bike and led it back to towbar on minibus, then sling through front forks and round towbar on my car, Freddie sat on bike to hold it upright, first gear, off we go. About 4 fairly gentle tugs it took. Jobs a goodun. Minibus moved about a foot sideways........