What are you doing today??

Janet and Lexie are going to a Christmas fair round the corner at the new old peoples home,
If Janet comes back and starts telling me how lovely the home is i will start packing her stuff up.
I need land round me so i can peruse my boundrys like on Bonanza, not looking out of triple glazing waiting for God or Alah or some other fecker i dont know about

Mcqueen wrote:Took the neighbours car up to the garage for a new exhaust, Why because she has a nice arse,
Her not the car, With a bit of luck she will call over to pay me when Janet is at work,

Feckin' dream on, car boy!

  Like any bloke i live in hope,

Adam Mint wrote:I was thinking of a bet, Scotland to win either 1-0 or 2-1, will see whet the odds are on way to pub...

Got 11 to 4 on the 1-0 score and 28 to 1 on the 2-1 score, put a fiver on both bets, so I got the price of a pint out of it... But remember it not the taking part that counts, it's the winning........

Yeah, canna sae it wasna deserved

Getting ready to go out for more Christmas shopping. I'm one of those rare breeds that quite enjoy doing it!

I dont mind if i get to play in the toy department But clothes

Adam Mint wrote:

Adam Mint wrote:Today Mathew I'm preparing for a big weekend...

Friday; I get the chance to wear the Scotland  shirt one of the quiz team girls got me for my birthday, meeting up with the pool league bunch in a Irish bar in town to watch the Paddies get humped, once match finishes live band starts...
Luckily it's a bit dark in the bar we're heading to, silly cow got me a rugby top,,, women...

Saturday; Pub crawl around town ending up in the casino at silly o'clock, this is with the Rgeal Ale train trip bunch, wife's and girlfriends included in this one,,, well, will need someone there to pay the taxi home...

So  it's    etc,etc... Hic.

Last year on the Casino night out it was Annies first time in a casino, she don't like gambling . (Full Stop), she moaned her tits off all the time we were in there, I turned £20 quid in to  £750, she didn't refuse half of it, hypocrite...

Put twenty down, lost it, another twenty became £1008, then found another £75 worth of chips in my pocket this morning...

Shares

Thats a lot of chips were they defrosted.

Topdog wrote:Thats a lot of chips were they defrosted.

I won the big money on a roulett machine, there is a camera on all the tables, you pick the one you want to play, saves standing at the table throwing down chips, once I broke the grand I cashed in, then went on a table, was playing pound chips, but every time I got a win they would sometimes give you £25 chips back, it was three of them I found in my pocket this morning, so it will have to be another trip back to the casino to cash them in, mmm what I got planned for tonight...

Oh, still got my Betfred football win to cash in as well...

Trailers finished, looks the biz.
Last night went on compare the meerkat looking for insurance for Fred to learn to drive a car. He is 19. Most were well over a grand, one 600 odd quid and one £399.60  I have saved it for 30 days!!! Now desperately looking for VW group SDI, thats the diesel without a turbo, low insurance. Jeez, thats less than Patsy pays.   Mind you, shes a crap driver, cant see bus coming. 

Today Mathew and for the past week really i have been looking at health insurance,
I'm now overwhelmed with bits of paper i have printed off, and got pile up in front of me,
Aviva seems to be in the front, But i cant believe they wont approach my doctor for Janets and my history, that way i cant get it wrong, Or do they want me to,
Most want you to wait 6 weeks if something falls off, I dont want that, If my arse falls out i want fixing up pronto, I dont mind the 2 year wait for existing faults because at the moment there isnt any, Ooo i just dont blady know what to do,

Adam Mint wrote:

Topdog wrote:Thats a lot of chips were they defrosted.

I won the big money on a roulett machine, there is a camera on all the tables, you pick the one you want to play, saves standing at the table throwing down chips, once I broke the grand I cashed in, then went on a table, was playing pound chips, but every time I got a win they would sometimes give you £25 chips back, it was three of them I found in my pocket this morning, so it will have to be another trip back to the casino to cash them in, mmm what I got planned for tonight...

Adam Mint wrote:Oh, still got my Betfred football win to cash in as well...

The football bet, put a fiver on a 1 - 0 score, the odds on the poster in the bookies said 11 to 4, so thought I was on for about seven quid plus my fiver back, dropped in to the bookies last night (Sunday) on my way out, hands over the slip, thirty quid back??? So on to the casino, turned th seventy five quid in to a hundred and fifteen,,, not bad, was over two hundred up at one point but then the numbers stopped comming up, so walked with at least a bit more than I went in with,,, so overall not a bad weekend...

Looking for Friday's Scottish and Welsh photos...

There somewhere, seen em

Is it today that D is having his tests?  Hope everything is OK.

Think so, Positive waves all round

Is he out yet?

Nah, they locked the door

Tried out my new low-loader trailer today, 2 washing machines and an old Singer sewing machine in a cabinet now down the local tip.   
Old heavy duty trailer now on ebay, 99p.

TIP    Thought you would weigh them in

First you go on weigh bridge, then round the guaranteed puncture course and big crane comes down to grab stuff on trailer whilst I hurriedly exit car, back to weighbridge, collect cheque, just too much hassle. Weighed in a Fiat Punto once, £70. Gearbox would have made more. 

Off to shift some cars about first thing