What are you doing today??

So Vince got a guy over the road to teach him blanket welding, reg has been doing it for years and wants a single room. Gypsy has used BUPA as a hotel coz Jim books the cozy rooms and Dermo kids are sck of him. Oh and the Scottish governers are expectng.

3rdforum wrote:Today, I bought 3 signed photos of Bill Foulkes, Paul McGrath and Bryan Robson, all for less than £50 delivered. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

Will you frame them Dermot or tuck them away somewhere

Frame them Reg. I've got the film cells of George Best taking the ball out of Gordon Bank's hands in an international between N.Ireland and England. If anyone wants to print them anywhere in the world, they are meant to get my permission. Thought I was going to be rich but they just print them anyway . I bought that the night before he dies. I've a signed photo of Seve Ballesteros that I got a fortnight before he died ( anyone see a pattern here ). I also have a big canvas of Elvis and Muhammad Ali squaring up to each other ( marquis of queensbury style) in Las Vegas in 1973. Their autographs were lifted off other stuff and reprinted on the canvas. I've a few other bits and pieces that are all appreciating in value. I'm trying to get something of arnold Palmer but most of the stuff is knock offs. I have a scorecard signed by Tom watson that I got when he was practising in Kerry in 1983 and a flag signed by Jack Nicklaus signed by him personally in 1986. My hope is that the two planes carrying all these people will collide and then I'll have enough for a deposit on a place in Tenerife!

My cousin worked for Yorkshire TV, Any body famous he got a photo and had them sign it,
He's a bit Arty so he did his downstairs toilet out with them, Well he used to have some great partys,
But anybody that used the toilet that didnt like a certain person they used to piss all over the photos.
I said why dont you laminate them. Not the point he said, the carsie stinks

More welding, I'm getting good now. I only do a bit at a time in case I get arc eye, very painful that is.

Today Mathew I'm preparing for a big weekend...

Friday; I get the chance to wear the Scotland  shirt one of the quiz team girls got me for my birthday, meeting up with the pool league bunch in a Irish bar in town to watch the Paddies get humped, once match finishes live band starts...
Luckily it's a bit dark in the bar we're heading to, silly cow got me a rugby top,,, women...

Saturday; Pub crawl around town ending up in the casino at silly o'clock, this is with the Real Ale train trip bunch, wife's and girlfriends included in this one,,, well, will need someone there to pay the taxi home...

So  it's   etc,etc... Hic.

You know how to party for sure

Someone once told me your only here once...

It all sounded great until this bit

"to watch the Paddies get humped" 

If you were a betting man,,, the score?

Adam Mint wrote:Today Mathew I'm preparing for a big weekend...

Friday; I get the chance to wear the Scotland  shirt one of the quiz team girls got me for my birthday, meeting up with the pool league bunch in a Irish bar in town to watch the Paddies get humped, once match finishes live band starts...
Luckily it's a bit dark in the bar we're heading to, silly cow got me a rugby top,,, women...

Saturday; Pub crawl around town ending up in the casino at silly o'clock, this is with the Rgeal Ale train trip bunch, wife's and girlfriends included in this one,,, well, will need someone there to pay the taxi home...

So  it's    etc,etc... Hic.

Last year on the Casino night out it was Annies first time in a casino, she don't like gambling . (Full Stop), she moaned her tits off all the time we were in there, I turned £20 quid in to  £750, she didn't refuse half of it, hypocrite...

I tend to keep windfalls quiet

Adam Mint wrote:If you were a betting man,,, the score?

Ireland to come from behind and draw  13/2 (I have a fiver on this)


I'd like to think we'll get a draw but I have a sneaking feeling Scotland will win 2-1

I was thinking of a bet, Scotland to win either 1-0 or 2-1, will see whet the odds are on way to pub...

Ex daughter inlaw - Lillys mother just called round, Her dad died, I called him short arms since the wedding, He payed for feck all,
 So Daughter inlaw starts on about what this cost and that cost i took myself off, I could feel it turning into a wallet opening exercise
Been there, Go blox,
Got my own problems, Harsh maybe but the cheaper option

I can't believe the nerve of people not even daughter in law but EX. They must think us old uns were born yesterday.

I've had the water works before with her Brass neck, She cost Toby his house then took off,
I could go on

Watching the Scotland Ireland game. Just kicking off. I'll take a draw now.

Today I have been driving in Gods County for retired gentlefolk, Norfolk. Collected a new back door from Norwich, called in a Wells, lovely sunset very serene, then Kings Lynn, new tailboard for trailer. Total spent £57. Plus chocos and ice cream from LIDL at Fakenham. Nice day.

Shite

Some days are like that

England is on tomorrow...... Just been watching my fav prog, Gogglebox. Bit like watching myself, I shout at the tele too.   
Nesbit Reg, by the context its obvious what you mean but is that a Yorkshire term of endearment? Neither me nor Patsy have come across it before. James must be impressed. 

Nesbit means peasant or lower class, skint member, pleb, I could go on

Rab C Nesbit...Glasgow Govan lower class...



...and here's his Mrs...Mary doll...

Took the neighbours car up to the garage for a new exhaust, Why because she has a nice arse,
Her not the car, With a bit of luck she will call over to pay me when Janet is at work,