What are you doing today??

Just seen a guy hovering about at the end of our cul de sac (French innit) sure enough he went up a neighbours drive, so i phoned Paul the gangster and Chris the Christian to form a possy, we converged in said drive and found the kent in the bushes,Christian wanted to teach him the error of his ways, Paul and myself gave him a kicking  Christian skulked off while we gave him a scarborough warning not to come back nice bit of sport   

Hang the kent from the nearest lampost!

Pauls a master at it, DONT MARK HIM. DONT MARK HIM,   Meaning not his face,
Wish i didnt have my slippers on thats all  Bent my fecking toes back 

Slippers, pipe and cardigan...bet he was terrified!

That sounds like Val Doonagan!!!

Well i was more of a spectator 

getting my oil tank replaced

Lexie is here, not well , I'm packing inbetween 

Mcqueen wrote:

whats wrong with Lexie?

3rdforum wrote:whats wrong with Lexie?

Some sort of bug that is going around school, no doubt i shall have it tomorrow, she must be ill because she wont eat, not like her,
Her and Brian Denson are watching her kindle or whatever it is,

3rdforum wrote:getting my oil tank replaced

Can we have some pictures this time please, just want confirm its sited correct this time...

Just taken 2 hours to empty the old one!

Had Brodie and Macie for the last 3 days. Free until next monday now...I need another holiday!

Went to private clinic in Norwich with Freddie about his accident. Consultant says he is recovering fine. Dont know how much he earns but he had a brilliant suntan!   It was raining this morning so I pressure washed a boat so I could get even wetter. Tarpaulin can go on soon. Keep it snug.

Going to Tenerife in a bit

Safe flight and remember to have some fun!

Go and see Kev, think he is a bit lonely, wife is in UK.

Buy him a drink or six...

Red Arrow is the money exchange and tinternet cafe just up from Scampis on compost heap 
Went shopping this morning for 2 new door mats, came back with some thinly sliced ham and another tin of paint, my garage is filling up nicley, resembles the one at home and the 3 sheds , all 8 x 6,  the paint didnt taste too clever but the ham looks great on the wall,   WTF

Thought you got internet put in your apartment, can remember asking why as we were picking iup complexes wifi free when we were out, but you said the bit of string didn't srreach to your place...

Hospital for pre-op assessment today at 11:30am.

Good, at least you know things are underway