What are you doing today??

Mcqueen wrote:You spoil her make her clean the windows just to keep her in check  

I do everything around here

3rdforum wrote:what dates you book? We'll be a calling on the 23rd or 24th!

don't worry we will be here.

The Lone Ranger wrote:Just booked a couple of nights in this place for Mermaid's birthday in March. She likes the jacuzzi...  

Place looks familiar, long long time ago decided to go away for new year, hotel had pipers and Scottish dance band on for the event, outside picture looks like the place but has deffo changed inside...

They let anybody in now

The hotel has taken over the old bank buildings next door for rooms and also the building across the way. Must be doing something right...I'll impress Trish with a few lengths of the pool as she's sitting in the jacuzzi, then when we go in the sauna I'll throw lot's more water than necessary on the hot stones to show her how manly I am.

  Feck me, love to see that 

Younger brother  

Thats him now. Imagine what he'll be like when he comes out of the sauna!

Scary

You're looking better Cam. Have you been taking vitamins??

Botox

The Lone Ranger wrote:The hotel has taken over the old bank buildings next door for rooms and also the building across the way. Must be doing something right...I'll impress Trish with giving her a few lengths in the pool as she's sitting in the jacuzzi, then when we go in the sauna I'll throw lot's more water than necessary on the hot stones to show her how manly I am.  

That is porn please read what you put

Ooo eeerrr......

11 kids to ferry about I have a 7 seater in stock so 2 trips at least 
Lexie will ride shotgun on both trips no doubt 

Happy birthday Lexie!

thank you Lexie

Today Mathew I'm gonna have a moan about taxis...

Last night we're at my place, plan is to eat there then head in to town to meet up with some mates in a Irish pub that has live music on, we call a cab at nine thirty, it's the local private hire or mini cab cab company whatever you call it not a black cab, now at the moment we're all up in arms at this company cos they've introduced a minimum five pound fare, was about three pounds previously but fare to where we were heading in town would have been about a fiver anyway, we get a text to say taxis been dispatched, that normally means it's a few minutes away so we head down to the gate, five minutes or so still no taxi, we phone back, they say according to their computer we've been picked up,,, drivers obviously picked up someone near his last drop which they ain't meant to do,,, operated says she'll send another cab, we get another text to say taxis on way, we wait at the gate, again no show, we phone company back, operator says he's on way, we get a call, it the taxi driver he says he's there but we ain't,,, I ask where is he, he says he's outside some hotel I've never heard of, he asks for our postcode I give him it, few minutes later he phones back asking for postcode again, I will say at this point he could hardly speak any English, he then says he's miles away, I say forget it I'll phone for another cab and hang up, he immediatly phones back and says he's two minutes away!!! more than two minutes pass I call him as we now have his number, he asks for address and postcode again,,, I say forget it, I call the cab company and tell them of fiasco and to forget it were going to hale a black cab... We start heading up to the main road with a view of haling a cab, it's five past ten now,,, just as we're getting to the main road this minibus pulls up beside us bearing the name of the mini cab company, it's our cab, we get in, driver asks where we're going, I tell him name of pub, it's a well known city center pub, he's never heard of it,,, I say head to Deansgate (the main street in Manchester city centre), he's never heard of it,,, I say I'll guide you but his sat nav eventually picks up pub name so off we set, after a short distance were stuck in traffic, not his fault, City Centres a disaster area at the moment due to roadworks and them laying more tram lines, we're going nowhere, I try to guide him down backstreets but the twat don't understand a word I'm saying, he just keeps following the sat nav,,, he gets a call from the office asking how many seats his cabs got as they have a customer wanting a six seater, he asks the operator three times to repeat te question, Annie eventually shouts out in to the radio how many seats the cab had,,, we're still going nowhere fast, I tell him to pull over we're going to walk, he just keeps shuffling along in the traffic, I have to ask him three times to pull over,,,there's two pounds ninety on the meter but it costs us the five pound minimum fare, no tip... We got to the pub quarter to eleven, a hour and a quarter for a journey that would normally take less than ten minutes from phoning the cab...

Get the Uber app in your phone, Its the future, My eldest lad drives a proper hackney carriage taxi and he said he better get with them before his cab that cost £65k is worthless,
cab outside in 2 minutes with directions and price for the driver, taken off your card and you dont even have to speak, which is a good thing because nobody speaks English, Its the future, trust me

Yip, mates are all doing that due to this £5 minimum fare thing, Annie's going to download it on to her phone, I just have a cheap crappy phone so can't do it...

Happy Birhday Lexie xx