WTF ? who you going to ask to check lungs for sulphur 
They may check to see if you have a pair but that's it 
They may check to see if you have a pair but that's it +7
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What are you doing today??
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yeah nhs shit,
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searcher wrote:Some may have noticed that I have been quiet lately, felt like shit on Tuesday, managed to see a doctor around 5 30 pm, usual tests done and she sends me off to hospital, been a bit breathless lately and taking medicine for a sore arm/shoulder most of which did not agree with me, turns out that I have a lung infection and am on anti -biotics now had more blood tests today and will get the results on Monday, have been the typical stubborn old git and ignored advise from several sources in the past few months but have switched on now, feel sure all will be sorted soon
Don't you dare pop your clogs, your the easiest fecker to wind up on here...
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Sulpher. Volcano erupted?
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Get well soon Bill! 
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Yesterday I booked some accommodation in Gran Canaria for next month, cant risk Tenerife with all this sulpher about.........
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What part are you going to Vince?
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Playa del English mate. I shall be there for paddys day too, whole array of Irish bars. 
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Nice!
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Just back from my folks. My dad still in pyjamas since last November. My mum didn't get out of bed until 3:30pm. Made dinner for them and put an apple tart on the table for dessert. My dad hardly ever eats veg but was enjoying roast beef and veg and mash. In the middle of it all, he cut himself a slice of apple tart and put that on his plate and proceeded to eat it along with the mash and veg. Came as a bit of a shock to me. At least he is getting enough calories
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I am making Leek and potato soup. Well its got some red onion and carrots in it too...... Feck it, I have got some bananas.........
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We went to Tony Macaroni's for lunch. I had Pollo Fornara and a knickerbocker glory. Trish had Lasagne and chips and cheesecake with cream. 
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Blimey Vince surprised good boy, Gay festival too.
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Oh no, Jeez. 
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you look the part
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You lying bugger! Had me worried there so Googled it. Its on 1st to 15th of May so I'm perfectly safe. Says its at the Yumbo centre. And where am I staying??? Yep you guessed it. 
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Perfectspecimen wrote:Playa del English mate. I shall be there for paddys day too, whole array of Irish bars.
Think I PM'd you a story about that place Dermo, you still got it ?
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They pronounce a Y as a D here////
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Did you? I'll have a lookAdam Mint wrote:Perfectspecimen wrote:Playa del English mate. I shall be there for paddys day too, whole array of Irish bars.
Think I PM'd you a story about that place Dermo, you still got it ?
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Oh yeah the undercover cop !!
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Blox. Got That totally wrong. A few blocks North of that by a Commercial Centre Rondo. Mind you it all seems to be flat unlike PDLA so I will be able to walk a fair distance....... I will have Autoreisen motor anyway even though they charge €30 more a week than Tenerife. Pics on hotel website show an almost empty car park opposite but look on Google Earth and the feckers full! Oh, I use the term Hotel loosely, its actually a Hostel but I do get my own room. Could have got a twin room for same price £116 but feck, dont want to encourage squatters. 20 minutes will do, now feck off love. Looking on tripadvisor I see the top Tapas bar is adjacent, cant be bad, i will let you know. Anyway its all in the spotting oppertunitys and sussing out stuff. These kids spend minimum of £70 a week to stay in backpackers hostels, in an 8 bed dormitory. You do the sums. Looks like a good career for Freddie. Yes Kev, I have spotted that house..........
I will have Autoreisen motor anyway even though they charge €30 more a week than Tenerife. Pics on hotel website show an almost empty car park opposite but look on Google Earth and the feckers full! Oh, I use the term Hotel loosely, its actually a Hostel but I do get my own room. Could have got a twin room for same price £116 but feck, dont want to encourage squatters. 20 minutes will do, now feck off love. Looking on tripadvisor I see the top Tapas bar is adjacent, cant be bad, i will let you know. Anyway its all in the spotting oppertunitys and sussing out stuff. These kids spend minimum of £70 a week to stay in backpackers hostels, in an 8 bed dormitory. You do the sums. Looks like a good career for Freddie. Yes Kev, I have spotted that house..........
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Painting and cleaning 
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Assembling a new treadmill. Wasn't sure if I would get it all assembled this evening so I left the old one intact in the office as I wanted to go fora run this evening.so the plan was to assemble the new one in the hall and if all went well swap the treadmills around.. I ended up getting rightly stuck in to putting the new one together and after 90 minutes had all finished it is a big heavy bar steward so myself and Eoghan moved it from the hall into the kitchen through the utility and into the office, At least that was the idea. We got to the first door and no matter what we feckin' tried it was too big. (Weighs87kg). Had to take the feckin' thing apart again It's now lying in a heap in the same spot I started in
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run round the block