What are you doing today??

I never knew that ,

We did, we won,,, again, hic...

Early night, Scots mates got a big meeting tomorrow,,, well todayish.........

But its ok, hes down for two days, so got a chance to catch up...

hic...

Moaning lovely here in Paris. Sun out to the park we go.

went to collect Granddaughter and by the time I got back home I was soaked from the rain. Wee one was fine under her raincover.. Other daughter came for us and off we went in her car shopping..

I had a narrow escape today, This women came for her car, i hadnt seen her before but another customer sent her, i could sense something wasnt quite right from the start, i went to get her keys and she started getting all friendly and saying she was a bit skint, i came back and there she was bent over my work bench, She said "Reg i want you to hurt me" And lifted up her skirt, "Ok" said i " you have fat ankles and no dress sense, That will be £215,

Driving through Wisbech today and car stops in front of me at green traffic light. Totally frustrated cos hooter not working innit. Thought its either a woman or a p, you know. Wrong, old git with glasses. Just a tad older than us Reg.

I've done that, Then when it changed to red i set off Mind was elsewhere

Schitzo. Right last day at Disney leave park at 4pm. Got all the things that have been closed to do as they are up again today. Also rockin rollercoaster Jan can't go on them so she will rinse the bank whilst I do.

buying large satellite dishs for a fiver and selling them to the costa del sol

Yes, such a good idea. They will probably float on calm sea. Or you could make them into water features and sell them to people who need a calming influence in their lives. Today I have been stripping out the interior panels down one side of my yacht. I had a little mishap you see and smashed into a pontoon in the marina putting two large dents in the side. Tomorrow I will attack it with 32lb hammer and block of wood. Looking for volunteer to hold the wood.

Going to be getting ready soon as we have been invited to Vivo for their Friday night adult dinner show. If it is owt like the rest it will be brilliant.

OK, off now, talk to you lot later, have fun xx

Enjoy yourself Gypsy. Tell us how it went.

I just put radiator back in the bathroom, Janet couldnt hold it so i used a scissor jack and various bits of timber, She doe's try but she was as much use as a rubber ladder this time , Got to be an easier way to put the brackets on in the right place, Ceiling tomorro , Who remembers Barry Bucknell ?.
Tv's first do it your self programe, He wasnt too clever if i remember right, Bit like that Kenny everett sketch where he used to cut fingers off and limbs in general

Ah, good old Barry. We used to think he was the dogs...you wouldn't give him the time of day now!

First house i did that to 8 doors, Handles and finger plates in the bin, , What a numpty,

been christmas shopping,only one more pressie to get and that is us done. Granddaughter is staying overnight so will be very busy with her till she goes to bed.

Did a couple of reviews, stripped the bed, did the washing, spent most of the afternoon hunting bloody flies.

Someone dumped a load of shite in a field, I hear.

I am so sick of them that I have sprayed my dress with fly spray, might market it as a new, cheap perfume :sulk2:

If you move and choose smelly neighbours you may find the flies go elsewhere.

Mcqueen wrote:I just put radiator back in the bathroom, Janet couldnt hold it so i used a scissor jack and various bits of timber, She doe's try but she was as much use as a rubber ladder this time , Got to be an easier way to put the brackets on in the right place, Ceiling tomorro , Who remembers Barry Bucknell ?.
Tv's first do it your self programe, He wasnt too clever if i remember right, Bit like that Kenny everett sketch where he used to cut fingers off and limbs in general

Used Patsy for holding wood while I whacked it today. No good, steel too thick. Going back tomorrow with 5 ton jack and long length of timber. If that dont work I'm gonna need a job lot of filler....You will need a dead man for holding up the ceiling Reg.

Perfectspecimen wrote:

Mcqueen wrote:I just put radiator back in the bathroom, Janet couldnt hold it so i used a scissor jack and various bits of timber, She doe's try but she was as much use as a rubber ladder this time , Got to be an easier way to put the brackets on in the right place, Ceiling tomorro , Who remembers Barry Bucknell ?.
Tv's first do it your self programe, He wasnt too clever if i remember right, Bit like that Kenny everett sketch where he used to cut fingers off and limbs in general

Used Patsy for holding wood while I whacked it today. No good, still too thick. Going back tomorrow with 5 ton jack and long length of timber. If that dont work I'm gonna need a job lot of filler....You will need a dead man for holding up the ceiling Reg.

Hope Patsy don't read what you say about her.

Your right Vince, Thought about Janets dad but he was a short arse, So i borrowed a telescopic tube thing that plasterers use to hold up boards ,

Morning all, check on wind damage from last night. Got loads to prepare as doing Vintage and New Christmas Fayre in Old Spitafields next Saturday.