Haha. Hope I do to Dermo
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What are you doing today??
Topdog-
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Mcqueen-
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I read about those coclier wotsits, If i thought it would work i might have it done, tried hearing aids but they are useless, I saw my stand in doctor this morning and left not hearing a word she said,
Nice headlamps tho so not a wasted 30 minutes
Nice headlamps tho so not a wasted 30 minutes
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Eh
Perfectspecimen-
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Hearing aids might become fashionable Mary. No chance for you.
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3rdforum wrote:Met my aunt for the 1st time in 15 years. She lives in Farnborough, Kent. 80 years of age, looks late 50's tops. Walks 4 miles a day and uses an ab roller for fecks sake. Volunteers at "help the aged" or something like that 30 hours a week! FFS!!! She got a cochlear implant last year but she's not too impressed with it so she is learning lip reading now as well. Jesus, I've seen some active OAP's but she takes the biscuit. And, couldn't shut her up. She never stopped nattering on! Has anyone heard of Park Holidays?? "23 Caravan holiday Parks across the southern UK coastline" ( according to the website ). That's her son's business. She is after bringing her ex to court cos he claimed half of everything. She fought him tooth and nail cos he was her 2nd husband ( 1st one died) and everything was in her name from the beginning. Also, he was handy with his fists. No way was she going to be bettered by him. I came away thinking I've just walked through a hurricane. I hope I have that energy at 80. ( I hope I've that energy at 44)
Think you will find Farnborough is in Hampshire Dermot, only 3 countys away but never mind. It is the Birthplace of my mate Nigel Farage who I think may be having a bit of a party later this week.........
Mcqueen-
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Come on Nige 
The others take every opportunity to slag him off,
Joe public can see through that i think. hope the man wins,
people are sick to death of those other pillocks
The others take every opportunity to slag him off,Joe public can see through that i think. hope the man wins,
people are sick to death of those other pillocks
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Heyup, dont believe everything you read on tinternet. Nigel Farage was apparently born in Downe, Kent. Good job I checked.......... Too late though, story of my life. 
You can still vote for him anyway, even though his wifes German and he has German ancestry too.
You can still vote for him anyway, even though his wifes German and he has German ancestry too.
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Eh, there's a Farnborough just south of Orpington, NE of Biggin Hill????Perfectspecimen wrote:3rdforum wrote:Met my aunt for the 1st time in 15 years. She lives in Farnborough, Kent. 80 years of age, looks late 50's tops. Walks 4 miles a day and uses an ab roller for fecks sake. Volunteers at "help the aged" or something like that 30 hours a week! FFS!!! She got a cochlear implant last year but she's not too impressed with it so she is learning lip reading now as well. Jesus, I've seen some active OAP's but she takes the biscuit. And, couldn't shut her up. She never stopped nattering on! Has anyone heard of Park Holidays?? "23 Caravan holiday Parks across the southern UK coastline" ( according to the website ). That's her son's business. She is after bringing her ex to court cos he claimed half of everything. She fought him tooth and nail cos he was her 2nd husband ( 1st one died) and everything was in her name from the beginning. Also, he was handy with his fists. No way was she going to be bettered by him. I came away thinking I've just walked through a hurricane. I hope I have that energy at 80. ( I hope I've that energy at 44
Think you will find Farnborough is in Hampshire Dermot, only 3 countys away but never mind. It is the Birthplace of my mate Nigel Farage who I think may be having a bit of a party later this week.........
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Topdog-
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There is also a Kent close to the Cricket ground in Leeds
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Oh yes indeed, next to a place called Downe too. Me thinks this is where the confusion lies. Where is Ware? Ware is where its at. 
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Cocknmouth
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Well today Im trying to pull myself together after an epic night out with the lads last night
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Just booked the boat for Skellig Michael for next Saturday week. Just depends on the weather now. Its an open boat with 12 passengers7.5 m x 3.5m. Getting off should be interesting. The captain pulls in as close as he can to the ladder and its up to you to grab on.
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Go for it Dermo!
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no toilets on the island either. What am I going to do if I shit myself?
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Use one of them "bee-hives"!
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When i turned 60 a few weeks back i got a NHS kit to test for bowel cancer, well thats a laugh doing it, ended up in a right old state , I was tempted to put first class stamps where the shit samples were supposed to go, so clearing up Dermot shouldnt be that hard, Take some wet wipes and a spare set of underpants, lob the pants and have a whip round with the wipes and job sorted
, I was tempted to put first class stamps where the shit samples were supposed to go, so clearing up Dermot shouldnt be that hard, Take some wet wipes and a spare set of underpants, lob the pants and have a whip round with the wipes and job sorted
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Today i was batting along in a customers car and my phone started ringing, so i had a look round to see if i was ok to answer it, but no i was surrounded by other kents so i pulled over 
anyway i dropped the blady thing down by my feet so i was fff ing it blind and giving it bassa phone WTf and all that, But when i had got it out of my pocket i had answered it so the person on the other end heard me cursing, turned out to be some posh twat asking about a £25 grand car i am selling
As soon as knew what it was about i started talking in my best grammar
Too late i know but its a habbit, the more expensive the car the more i lay it on,
Oh hello how are you, how can i help Usualy if its somebody i know its WTF do you want Anyway it turned out alright, the kents coming for a look tomorro,
I'm sure i heard him laughing
anyway i dropped the blady thing down by my feet so i was fff ing it blind and giving it bassa phone WTf and all that, But when i had got it out of my pocket i had answered it so the person on the other end heard me cursing, turned out to be some posh twat asking about a £25 grand car i am selling
As soon as knew what it was about i started talking in my best grammar Too late i know but its a habbit, the more expensive the car the more i lay it on,
Oh hello how are you, how can i help
Usualy if its somebody i know its WTF do you want Anyway it turned out alright, the kents coming for a look tomorro,I'm sure i heard him laughing
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Just been to vote, thought I would take the dog its not far. Big sign on the door, no dogs, no cameras.
Two dopey Tory looking young birds sat at a table so I told them Patch was looking forward to voting for some Australian bitch, that went down like a lead balloon.
Anyway, the dirty deed is done. In have voted for the new Nazi Party.
Two dopey Tory looking young birds sat at a table so I told them Patch was looking forward to voting for some Australian bitch, that went down like a lead balloon.
Anyway, the dirty deed is done. In have voted for the new Nazi Party.
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Don't talk on the phone hands free or held, it distracts you, recall when car phones came in and it wasn't illegal to do talk and drive, I knew my attention was distracted, don't want to be responsible for killing my grand kids or anyone else's, don't do it...
Oh, and I drove over 45k a year on business, would listen to messages coming in, not answering and replying gave me time to think out my reply which was much better thought out than would have been while driving...
I get in a taxi and the driver gets on the phone,,, not for long he ain't, told feckin straight, drive don't talk.
Oh, and I drove over 45k a year on business, would listen to messages coming in, not answering and replying gave me time to think out my reply which was much better thought out than would have been while driving...
I get in a taxi and the driver gets on the phone,,, not for long he ain't, told feckin straight, drive don't talk.
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Morrisons first job 
Then MOT station
Dentists at 12 noon,
Lexie to pick up at 3,10pm,
Showing punters around the fleet inbetween,
so for a Friday when i'm not supposed to do anything ? bit to get through, Breeze it man
Then MOT station
Dentists at 12 noon,
Lexie to pick up at 3,10pm,
Showing punters around the fleet inbetween,
so for a Friday when i'm not supposed to do anything ? bit to get through, Breeze it man
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Next year Rodney, you can be breezing doing Tenerife in your MG
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Done the shopping Guy came to look at a motor, threw me a cheeky bid
So off he went
Dentists next early lunch for me,
So onwards
Guy came to look at a motor, threw me a cheeky bid So off he went
Dentists next
early lunch for me, So onwards
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Gymnastics at 10, If i get 10 minutes to myself i will read the paper that i havent been for yet