What are you doing today??

Topdog wrote:29 degrees in Los gig, good night last night Reg home soon. Vince redirected from ema to gatwick

Now sing along to the tune of; The Wheels On The Bus:-

The wheels on the plane,,,,,,,,, fell off...   

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3rdforum wrote:  

Adam Mint wrote:Obviously been on the black stuff last night, delusional...

3rdforum wrote:Its 21 degrees here atm. Off out to get sunburnt!  

no delusions from 3rd, it was great here yesterday too - i actually did get sunburnt and paying for it today   
def need to slather on the suncream next week
did i mention i am heading to las vegas!
  

Vegas...       

Val had her 6 week check up today ,everything O.K. could be walking without a stick soon, just the occasional painkiller, can start and look at holidays now but she has to limit her flights to under 3 hrs for a while , Mallorca looks favourite at the moment, have to put Barbados on hold until my birthday  

4hr 50 mins it took to Tenerife    4hr back last night,  

Into the wind on the way out, tailwind on the way back

3rdforum wrote:Into the wind on the way out, tailwind on the way back

   Jet stream innit  

Well i'm knackered, full day faffing about,
started at 8,15 when i told the electician that i havent just landed from another planet   
 He passed over his invoice and i just stared at him until the student girl came round with the receipts for all their food from the freezers that he left off, Oh i think you will be able to claim off your insurance for that,    Nah pal you claim for it off yours,    £160 worth    So that came off,
Right you say the bathroom lights was a transformer fault   There isnt one ? they are 240v lights
Oh sorry i got confused with another job, Yeh right. I know i look funny but i aint daft,
So i said this is what we can do - This is what you will get which is more than you deserve you lying little feck, or you dont get bugger all but a solicitors letter which wont do the pair of us any good,
I said you are dishonest and probably do this all the time but you came to the wrong house this time, Whats it to be ?, he took what was left of his payment and sloped off,
Janet said blady hell that holiday did you a lot of good, I just said i really cant be arsed today with the likes of him, I did think about cable tying him to the carport post, pulling down his pants and putting my jump leads on his nads, But i was chilled out this morning,
I'm getting wound up slowly but its a 2 day week so i may make the weekend without being arrested again  

Stick it to the man Reg!   

I showed Reg the nads trick, he laffed when I did, but said it tickled.
Bill good to hear Val doing good

10/10...

Going to pick Macie up in a bit but it looks like an indoor sort of day...  

I understand there are some very large whales at the moment off Tenerife.

Topdog wrote:I understand there are some very large whales at the moment off Tenerife.

 one lives in Palm mar  

Yep, just Checked with Colin Smith who does excellent boat and fishing trips, he says they are Fin whales and are huge.

Getting the caravan ready for Whitby,
Have to wait until Lexie finishes school at 3,30 before we can get off  

Good job the caravan has a remote mover because it weighs 1.5 ton (Hymer innit)
 Dont fancy a hernia pushing the thing about   
So suffice it to say (A saying my father was fond of) Jolly hockey sticks weekend  

Sounds like fun. Watch out for all them Goths and Dracula wanabees!   

My van has it's D.O.E. ( M.O.T.) retest. Failed on passenger window not opening and handbrake being non existent really   . Turns out calipers and shoes were full of shit. All done, together with a new CV boot and a new water pump and service. 600 feckin euro   . If it fails today, I'm gonna lamp the fecker!

  Motors, love hate relationship, You wouldnt want to get the bus though     

Walk over, now car gone to have the aircon sorted, should take about an hour but Jim don´t mind - think he quite fancies Rachael who owns the garage.  

Men never lose interest, its the body that lets them down   

Aircon usualy have a leak, once the pressure drops it wont turn on,
Some naughty garages will say we have charged it up only for it to fail again,
double wammy innit   Why would it want charging up if it didnt have a leak  

I sound like the grim reaper  

Morning going to try join Vince for a pint but got to meet a man about a dog first, sausage dog, low down bum

Mates wife's fortieth birthday party, she don't know about it, we've all to be in the pub for seven thirty, they arrive eight...

  

Off to a football match. Chance for my county ( Roscommon) to win only their 9th ever All Ireland title at any age level. This is the U21's which hopefully means that we will have a good senior team in the coming years. Not bad for a county with one of the smallest populations ( there is no inter county transfers allowed in Gaelic games ( with very few exceptions))