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Posts : 104393rdforum wrote:It's the interval. Now, its about talking movies and one of the leading lady is meant to talk into a microphone hidden in a shrub. So the director tells her " turn and talk to the bush" I nearly choked and the fart that I was holding for feckin ages decided to escape just as the orchestra stopped played. It was like a feckin fog horn. Eileen won't even look at me.
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Be careful though and read the label carefully. Some of it is Silverside, only good for making salt beef that. Having some top rump for dinner so I will let you know. Patsy has been away since Friday babysitting. 
Overdue innit....... 
Must be the only town in UK without it then I guess. Spotted a cop car outside kebab shop that was there for over an hour so looks like they are keeping the promise...... 
Posts : 10439shame about the bike/Perfectspecimen wrote:Went to ASDA Friday, they have started knocking out the beef roast for £4 a kilo.
Last night Jack had his motorbike nicked in Downham Market of all places so today I was out looking for it. Hoping to catch some scally riding it down the road, no such luck though, shame. This counts as a major crime in Downham Market and Plod said they were going to review cctv from local businesses, council haven't put cameras up yet.
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Posts : 23101The Lone Ranger wrote:Taking Mermaid to hospital to get her botox injections for her eyes, then pick up Macie then back to hospital for Mermaid...
The Lone Ranger wrote:Mermaid hasn't even been seen yet. I've got Macie and Brodie is arriving shortly so Mermaid will have to get a taxi back...
Posts : 59106 Posts : 30546 Posts : 59106 Nah, the injections are under her eyes. Rather her than me... Posts : 30546Nancy boy, i inject myself 3 times a day,The Lone Ranger wrote:
Which lips were you on about 
Posts : 22953Mcqueen wrote:Postman just been, Invite for Janet to Barclaycard Christmas party
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4 weeks innit, I'll try to look in now and then Posts : 22953 Posts : 59106
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