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Posts : 30546What a nice man, he said we 3 were like the last of the summer wineMcqueen wrote:Today off to Peterborough to look at one of the first 500 Range Rovers made, 1970 registered January 1971, Its a tricky one because you cant go round restoring everything, preservation is the thing
so basically you leave it looking like shite but running, summat to do innit
heard that before 
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Posts : 59106Mcqueen wrote:What a nice man, he said we 3 were like the last of the summer wineMcqueen wrote:Today off to Peterborough to look at one of the first 500 Range Rovers made, 1970 registered January 1971, Its a tricky one because you cant go round restoring everything, preservation is the thing
so basically you leave it looking like shite but running, summat to do innit
Posts : 59106 Posts : 30546Janet caught me talking to myselfMcqueen wrote:What a nice man, he said we 3 were like the last of the summer wineMcqueen wrote:Today off to Peterborough to look at one of the first 500 Range Rovers made, 1970 registered January 1971, Its a tricky one because you cant go round restoring everything, preservation is the thing
so basically you leave it looking like shite but running, summat to do innit
who are you talking to ? I was saying to myself i wish i could talk eloquently like that nice man who has sent a few emails about the Range Rover i just bought, Janet said you could if you wanted to well i aint gunna fecking change now am i 
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Posts : 59106Mcqueen wrote:Bet that smells nice
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Posts : 7625Campbell Brodie wrote:I'm going to get a big dummy owl and stick it on the chimney stack.
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Posts : 30546 Posts : 59106searcher wrote:Campbell Brodie wrote:I'm going to get a big dummy owl and stick it on the chimney stack.
Won't work Cam, we had a friend many years ago who had the same problem with gulls on her balcony in Albir, when I asked if the owl was effective {she was Dutch} she said "no I think the owl also shits on the balcony"
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Posts : 22953thats cos i threw bird seed up there!Mcqueen wrote:Ferry terminal in Los Chris had 2 hawks i think on the balcony, some fecker nicked 1
and it didn't keep the brown doves of my balcony
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Posts : 30546 Posts : 30546 now he is a bit barking and i dont know who he takes after, so off we went and when we got there he goes off road in his Toyota Land cruiser and starts charging up the Moor, we came across an old couple who wern't best pleased they had to move off the track, the old bloke pulls out his phone and starts filming us, my nephew stops and opens the sunroof and gets his drone out and starts filming the couple, she had more sense that him and took off down the moor, he stands there chest out still filming so nephew dive bombs him and chases him down to his car still filming while he sits in his car, nephew drops down to take his reg number then back to film him through the windscreen, he started his car up and drove off with nephew still filming him through the side window, the old kid must have thought WTFCampbell Brodie and Mermaid like this post
Posts : 59106Mcqueen wrote:Nephew called and wanted me to help find a place on Ilkely moor
we found it highly amusing because we have the same sick minds, stay off the Moor folks,
no we didn't find the place where he buried the body
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