What are you doing today??

Shit, thought we were almost one ahead there...

I was talking about the independance vote...

I know what M means, good old Gary Glitter

Just been out and bought Val a new Sony MP3 player for our trip next week[Mallorca]

Adam Mint wrote:I was talking about the independance vote...

   

Quiz teams dinner date - not sure where we are going yet.  It was going to be Fortuna Nova in Los Cris but then Pete twisted his face.  So perhaps El Gomero opposite the police station or maybe The House opposite Colon 2 - but I really have a fancy for lamb so will let you know what happens.

Welsh innit...................they get that urge, enjoy

Mmm, Fortuna without the Nova was good for a lamb shank, Always got too much in there,
Was the guy Greek ? he looked like a sailor with the silver  beard wooden leg and parrot  

Mcqueen wrote:Mmm, Fortuna without the Nova was good for a lamb shank, Always got too much in there,
Was the guy Greek ? he looked like a sailor with the silver  beard wooden leg and parrot  

 Romanian I think or maybe Bulgarian,  

Far too much food turned up and most got wasted,   Madhouse

Adam would lould love that, loads of food and getting wasted.

He is Czech and we had the lamb delicious, brought loads home - 5 legs of lamb with red cabbage, veg and either roasties or boiled pots, 1 sea bass and salad, garlic bread, 1 bottle wine, 2 beers, 2 waters, 2 baraquitos, 1 Irish coffee, 2 cafe con leche 4 Baileys and a Brandy, €114.00 plus tip.  Can´t be bad.

Is that the place in Los Cris, if it is thought the guy was German,,, eat in there a few times, always the lamb, yum,,, could have filled a doggy bag with what was left but was always heading on somewhere...

Me wasted, never, just merry,,, sometimes very merry...

 

I'm on about the middle road from the church square Just called Fortuna, no nova, 2nd in command started the Nova one down near the culture centre, Ok but a bit hit and miss,

Gypsy wrote:He is Czech and we had the lamb delicious, brought loads home - 5 legs of lamb with red cabbage, veg and either roasties or boiled pots, 1 sea bass and salad, garlic bread, 1 bottle wine, 2 beers, 2 waters, 2 baraquitos, 1 Irish coffee, 2 cafe con leche 4 Baileys and a Brandy, €114.00 plus tip.  Can´t be bad.

What did the others have.............     

Mcqueen wrote:I'm on about the middle road from the church square Just called Fortuna, no nova, 2nd in command started the Nova one down near the culture centre, Ok but a bit hit and miss,

Yes that's the one, Peter didn't like Nova so we ended up in town it was fab. It is only now looking at the photos I realised I had the wrong name - one too many Baileys  

May have told this before    Once upstairs in Fortuna waiting for a table, Roy Walker off catchfrase was stood near us and i noticed him and his friends laughing at a guy with the worst wig i ever saw, so when he came to the bar i said to him "Its a good rug but it isnt right" his saying on the TV was" its a good guess but it isnt right" I watched him tell his friends when he got back and they all laughed, I thought he may offer me a job as a comic writer but he didnt  
 Stick to what you know then  

Important meeting this afternoon with certain family members with the legal teams,
I found out who was going to be in charge and informed them i had tourettes and to ignore my out bursts of foul language, I thought i would let myself down with laughing but i should get an oscar,
Right gentlemen you all know each other - bar steward CU-T    said i, Well he thought the guy in charge would say something but he just carried on like nothing happened, So it went on until said brother could take no more and stood up and left,
So i said sorry about him he never doe's say what he means face to face, Hope his brief is expensive,
FUC--NG BASSA, I had a great hour, He must think i'm away with the fairys tho   

Cant wait for the funeral, I will have a word with the Vicar before we start about my afliction

Mcqueen wrote:Important meeting this afternoon with certain family members with the legal teams,
I found out who was going to be in charge and informed them i had tourettes and to ignore my out bursts of foul language, I thought i would let myself down with laughing but i should get an oscar,
Right gentlemen you all know each other - bar steward CU-T    said i, Well he thought the guy in charge would say something but he just carried on like nothing happened, So it went on until said brother could take no more and stood up and left,
So i said sorry about him he never doe's say what he means face to face, Hope his brief is expensive,
FUC--NG BASSA, I had a great hour, He must think i'm away with the fairys tho   

Cant wait for the funeral, I will have a word with the Vicar before we start about my afliction

  

My emotion thingys dont work but i'm pissing myself laughing here

Janet asked how it went "Fine i said Cant go any other way because i am right and they are dilluded"
I left a few bits out, women dont seem to have a sense of humour when things are serious,
but to me i want to get my money's worth.
I swear before almighty god i will perfect it for the funeral, Mother did like a good laugh   

I have let a few people in on it so they dont look supprised, dont want to scare Vic do we,

Blimey I thought you really had it anyway, fecin bassa.    

oh Reg your post made me laugh.

Last year I put new boards up under my guttering at the rear of my house, must have had heavy water rain cos all the screws had popped out. Put big six inch feckers in there now. Might last another year then......... Bit sweaty today innit but someones nicked the sunshine.