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they dont pay me much either
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"A class system is something you use to discriminate against someone who looks like you.'
Reginald D Hunter (March 26 1969-)
I thought this was Lenny Henry... Who the feck is Reginald D Hunter? 
Reginald D Hunter (March 26 1969-)
I thought this was Lenny Henry...
Who the feck is Reginald D Hunter?
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Mi brother
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Are you twins?
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When i worked
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He's a tually quite good.
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my "c" didn't work. My tablet must have caught the same disease that Vince has
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Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves."
Johnny Carson (1925-2005)
Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves."
Johnny Carson (1925-2005)
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"My boyfriend had a sex manual but he was dyslexic. I was lying there and he was looking for my vinegar.'
Victoria Wood (May 19 1953)
Victoria Wood (May 19 1953)
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Most men dont know where it is 
, Its next to the salt innit
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My Mother in lawa said she has been diagnosed with Vagina, something to do with her Achery.
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"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.'
Larry David (July 2 1947-)
Larry David (July 2 1947-)
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"A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.'
Jack Benny (1894-1974)
Jack Benny (1894-1974)
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When I read that first, I thought he was on about Jesus and the 12 apostles!
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Same thing 
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My mate ain't getting on to well with his wife so there ain't been no action in the bedroom department for a while, he decides to go down the sex shop with the intention of buying one of them inflatable dolls, assistant asks him what relgeon he wants Christian or Muslim? He asks what's the difference,,, reply, the Muslim ones blow themselves up...
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Catholic ones are for kids.
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"Lot of strip clubs in Florida. Good grief. Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.'
Wanda Sykes (March 7, 1964)
Wanda Sykes (March 7, 1964)
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"I met a beautiful girl last night, but she was rather thin. I mean this is a skinny girl. You never saw anybody so thin. She turned sideways you didn’t see her. I took her to a restaurant and the maître‘d said to me, ‘Can I check your umbrella?’
Mel Brooks (June 28 1926-)
Mel Brooks (June 28 1926-)
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"Let's call a spade a spade - a lot of times when you are a vegetarian it is a just not very effective eating disorder.'
Lena Dunham (May 13 1986-)
Lena Dunham (May 13 1986-)
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"I have low self-esteem; when we were in bed together, I would fantasise that I was someone else.'Richard Lewis (June 29 1947-)
